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HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Bedurndurn posted:

And Eastern (though to a lesser extent); Italy had Ethiopia and Somalia.

And to an even lesser extent, Western.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dakar

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


But, to be clear, not South.

Probably.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
If you want to get technical about it, there were Italians in China too.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


rifftrax is doing a 20% off sale with coupon code THIRTEEN and you can have the 3-riffer version of Road House with coupon code PAIN

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Here's a question, how the hell was Star Games made in 1998? It looks more like it was made in 1988.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




muscles like this! posted:

Here's a question, how the hell was Star Games made in 1998? It looks more like it was made in 1988.

The answer should be obvious: Greydon Clark

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
"this is like 'of mice and men' if you replaced george with lenny, and lenny with the glove of vaseline."

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'm surprised that insulin was considered poison as late as 1998.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


BMJ coming through with a new riff:

https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1154829739879731200

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
:neckbeard:

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

muscles like this! posted:

Here's a question, how the hell was Star Games made in 1998? It looks more like it was made in 1988.

I thought it really was from the ‘80s or early ‘90s until I saw the kid playing Doom.

I’m guessing Clark’s kids wrote the dialogue since characters in his other movies do interact at least somewhat like human beings. And it was weird knowing it was basically a Clark family therapy session. Still it was interesting to see April from Angels Revenge twenty years later.

Also the creepy clown was the same guy who played the creepy Club Scum MC in Hobgoblins.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I've been watching these now that Amazon Prime has some for free. The Future Force and Future Zone riffs are loving amazing, although they are secondary to the hilarity of seeing what looks to be a drunken David Carradine shuffling around the set.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The Prime selection shifts every couple of months, I’ve been able to watch a whole bunch over the course of sick days and long weekends.

I watched The Psychotronic Man on Sunday and the “trying to start the wakka-chikka machine” gag might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Rifftrax.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Lumbermouth posted:

The Prime selection shifts every couple of months, I’ve been able to watch a whole bunch over the course of sick days and long weekends.

I watched The Psychotronic Man on Sunday and the “trying to start the wakka-chikka machine” gag might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Rifftrax.

oh, that's just my ringtone. :kiddo:

Ewen Cluney
May 8, 2012

Ask me about
Japanese elfgames!

Lumbermouth posted:

The Prime selection shifts every couple of months, I’ve been able to watch a whole bunch over the course of sick days and long weekends.

I watched The Psychotronic Man on Sunday and the “trying to start the wakka-chikka machine” gag might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Rifftrax.
The soundtrack is like an extra character in that movie, and a really weird one even by the standards of The Psychotronic Man.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Star Raiders Live is up! If you backed the kickstarter it should be in your library now.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The latest VOD - The Million Eyes of Su-muru - is now available. This was done way back in the KTMA days.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Stop making me buy things!

Im gonna die like the first boss of Sunset Riders except it will be "Bury Me With My Rifftrax"

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

Ewen Cluney posted:

The soundtrack is like an extra character in that movie, and a really weird one even by the standards of The Psychotronic Man.

The soundtrack is arguably the main character in freaking Rollergator.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I watched Day of the Animals again recently and I'm now unhealthily obsessed with figuring out just what the gently caress "a size" refers to in the context of rural saloon food orders.

EDIT: Apparently it's an open-faced chili burger :confused:

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Aug 14, 2019

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I watched Day of the Animals again recently and I'm now unhealthily obsessed with figuring out just what the gently caress "a size" refers to in the context of rural saloon food orders.

EDIT: Apparently it's an open-faced chili burger :confused:

When I say I want a "size," hot shot, you should know what a size is.

Hot shot.

Hot shot

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
About 2hr out from Nashville and the Historic Belcourt Theater.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BDawg posted:

About 2hr out from Nashville and the Historic Belcourt Theater.

You gonna have a size before the show, hot shot?

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

BDawg posted:

About 2hr out from Nashville and the Historic Belcourt Theater.

I wish I was going again. It was a blast for the last two.

I just quit my job in Nashville, but I might still make a trip up there for live shows in the future. Maybe I'll enjoy the city more if I'm not there for work.

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

BaronVonVaderham posted:

I wish I was going again. It was a blast for the last two.

I just quit my job in Nashville, but I might still make a trip up there for live shows in the future. Maybe I'll enjoy the city more if I'm not there for work.

We had a great time last year and hopefully this year too. Nashville is a great place for a long weekend.

Too much rapid sprawl to live here though.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




What's the goodies page url?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


https://www.rifftrax.com/spider

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


That puppet phone short was truly something special.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Gavok posted:

That puppet phone short was truly something special.

No dial tone! Hehehehehehe *bwee boop*

Bedurndurn
Dec 4, 2008
Our tickets said 7:30, but the show didn't actually start until 8. Was that just our own local one being weird or was it like that for other people too?

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Breadallelogram posted:

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They also run a back-to-school sale: LEARN (15%)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Gavok posted:

That puppet phone short was truly something special.
I can't wait for the digital release because need a screengrab of the puppet giving the camera the side-eye when the kid was using the pay phone.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ryr_s9HP9c

"That's right, all the way around... now take your finger out"

ringu0 fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Aug 16, 2019

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i'm going to the aug. 20 showing with a pal who's never been to a rt live before. i went to the santa claus riff a few years back, but i didn't think that one was their best

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

CapnBry
Jul 15, 2002

I got this goin'
Grimey Drawer
THE Giant Spider Invasion, or THE Film About Being Sexually Propositioned?
-- Mom tries to bang daughter's boyfriend
-- Boyfriend tries to bang daughter
-- Stepdad bangs pub lady
-- Mom offers to bang someone who will bring her alcohol
-- Spider tries to bang Mom
-- Stepdad tries to bang daughter
-- Cousin tries to bang daughter
-- Stepdad bangs pub lady (again)
-- Flare is used to ignite a neutron bomb -- BANG

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
THE Ohio State University gonna sue your rear end for using their word.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Does anyone have a pre-show slide making fun of Midsommar?

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Bedurndurn
Dec 4, 2008

CapnBry posted:

THE Giant Spider Invasion, or THE Film About Being Sexually Propositioned?
-- Mom tries to bang daughter's boyfriend
-- Boyfriend tries to bang daughter
-- Stepdad bangs pub lady
-- Mom offers to bang someone who will bring her alcohol
-- Spider tries to bang Mom
-- Stepdad tries to bang daughter
-- Cousin tries to bang daughter
-- Stepdad bangs pub lady (again)
-- Flare is used to ignite a neutron bomb -- BANG

Hey now. Daughter had her tongue in boyfriend's ear. She was clearly trying to bang him. It's the circle of bang.

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