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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Sex_Marxist posted:

I’ve been lurking since the days of LF, but only registered a couple years ago because I’m a coward. The two goons I know irl are both Heroin addicts, in fact one of them started the infamous heroin thread in TCC

It's fun to correlate deranged bad posters with their TCC and Games forums posts. You can start to understand why they are who they are

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roomtwofifteen
Jul 18, 2007

This is my fifth (I think) post in 12 years. The recent downtime scared me into wanting to post more. Please don’t die, dead gay forums.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Some dude I quoted had 0.00 posts

With your encouragement, I have climbed up to 0.01 posts. Nothing can stop me now! :parrot:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

spatial trait posted:

With your encouragement, I have climbed up to 0.01 posts. Nothing can stop me now! :parrot:

you can get that up to 0.02 if you post another 75 or so times today

Sneaky Wombat
Jan 9, 2010

This thread loving sucks.

:five:

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
can't, it goes against my moral code

(I chose this username/custom text when the common refrain was "lurk more")

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Good Ol Filbert posted:

:coffee: Here you go, ok, what happened? Tell me everything

Basically just what I said. I was hired to be a brewer at a new brew pub in Osaka after getting fed up with with my previous gig but the new place doesn't have their brewing license and it may take as long as until next year so until then I'm bartending. I just hate the hours mainly. I'd quit but there aren't a ton of openings in the industry, especially locally and I have a visa to maintain.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

gey muckle mowser posted:

you can get that up to 0.02 if you post another 75 or so times today

Don't you math at me!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
So whoever hooked me up with this rad AV should fess up, so I can try to pay it forward to the Lurker Krew.

Also, I've been posting A LOT more since I've had it. My life has been changed.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

blight rhino posted:

So whoever hooked me up with this rad AV should fess up, so I can try to pay it forward to the Lurker Krew.

Also, I've been posting A LOT more since I've had it. My life has been changed.

It’s p sweet. Pm this man, benefactor

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

blight rhino posted:

so I can try to pay it forward to the Lurker Krew.

I also think lurkers should have a tag

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE
Ugh, someone had less than me! My post ratio is much like myself, a zero.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


It's a noble dream, but I fear we will never see a post-lurker society

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Anyone with less then 1.00 post per day or less then 100 post total should get a automatic LURKER tag. Professional LURK. poo poo, why stop there, we should have a stat for how many times a person looks at threads without postin'.

WHO THE KING LURKER

Besides servicebot I guess.

chrmnbill
Feb 17, 2011

If I post in the lurker thread, do I stop being a lurker?

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

chrmnbill posted:

If I post in the lurker thread, do I stop being a lurker?

I think you have to post in a non-lurker thread.

Try it, then report your findings!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



chrmnbill posted:

If I post in the lurker thread, do I stop being a lurker?

your loving dead buddy bcause now we know who you are and how you post, get ready for misery

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

chrmnbill
Feb 17, 2011

See, you post even once and it's all tentacle monsters

Stonelegs
Apr 15, 2003

I'll have a coke...
I'd like to be posting in D&D but I want 2008 D&D back.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
A lurker tag is oxymoronic

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

chrmnbill posted:

See, you post even once and it's all tentacle monsters

Title said post lurkers and what can I say I'm a rule follower.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Sharik posted:

I also think lurkers should have a tag

Or at least the AV. But then I'd be all forums-jelly.

WHO DID THIS TO ME

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

A lurker tag is oxymoronic

lol. That's kind of how I feel with the new AV. But watch out, y'all. I'm going to take over now that I have been empowered.

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

Burt Sexual posted:

A lurker tag is oxymoronic

Yes, we'd only see them in this thread

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

blight rhino posted:

lol. That's kind of how I feel with the new AV. But watch out, y'all. I'm going to take over now that I have been empowered.

Make a thread, probe a regular itt offer still stands. I think Anyone under a .0x qualifies imo.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Much like Planet Fitness, we should install a Lurk Alarm in every subforum

Seth Huber
May 19, 2007

MY DAD IS DEAD

Sneaky Wombat posted:

This thread loving sucks.

:five:

floffytoffy
Mar 10, 2007

a cat am I
I lurk so hard I don't even remember my own regdate

E: wow that's longer ago than I thought.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



i really think y'all need to start handing out probes to lurkers, this poo poo's getting a bit much

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How about regulars posting some ideas for a new thread vs ironically making GBS threads on them! First idea used gets an av cert, pms required to participate.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Got an idea for a thread. It’s a bit of a stretch, but just listen

Pants making GBS threads

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

How about regulars posting some ideas for a new thread

ITT We're The New Kid At School On Our First Day

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I spread so much love. Lurkers UNITE!


Blow their minds!

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Burt:

poo poo you wish you didn't know about your parents

If you could turn back time where would you go? what would you change?

graffiti graffiti and more graffiti

what was the most interesting interaction you had today (post story here)

:shrug:

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Post ITT if you can lift two 5 gallon water bottles at the same time

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I have a few pics of neat street art I could post in a graffiti thread.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Basically just what I said. I was hired to be a brewer at a new brew pub in Osaka after getting fed up with with my previous gig but the new place doesn't have their brewing license and it may take as long as until next year so until then I'm bartending. I just hate the hours mainly. I'd quit but there aren't a ton of openings in the industry, especially locally and I have a visa to maintain.

Which country is this in?

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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have a few pics of neat street art I could post in a graffiti thread.

me too. more than a few.

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