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galagazombie posted:It is interesting that Luke and Leia exist in a world consisting entirely of made up names. I guess in a neat way it shows they're special by being the only people with normal names. There's also Ben. Han is very close too (especially when said like "Hans Zolo").
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lol https://www.starwars.com/news/the-secrets-of-the-jedi
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I hope it's written by Last Jedi Skywalker and all the commentary is just "These guys were worthless losers. They died."
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Angry Salami posted:I hope it's written by Last Jedi Skywalker and all the commentary is just "These guys were worthless losers. They died." They used his TLJs disgruntled face, so maybe they will.
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Aug 9, 2019 07:29
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https://boundingintocomics.com/2019...patine-returns/ lmao if this is true. God, what a loving mess.
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Aug 9, 2019 08:51
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George Lucas isn’t even in charge of this poo poo anymore and they’re potentially still doing incest angles? Jesus Christ. The entire Skywalker bloodline needs to die off.
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SyRauk posted:https://boundingintocomics.com/2019...patine-returns/ Don't worry, whatever ends up happening is going to be a hell of a lot dumber than this.
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Aug 9, 2019 09:27
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At least Plo Koon is there.
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SyRauk posted:https://boundingintocomics.com/2019...patine-returns/ Bounding into Comics is the kind of site that said that Disney secretly bought extra Captain Marvel tickets to pump up the box office score.
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JJ Abrams flat out said that 'the full story hadn't been told' or whatever about Rey's past so they're definitely undoing Rey Nobody. And Palpatine is absolutely coming back. Bringing back all the Force ghosts at the Lars homestead feels like just the kind of big dumb ending Disney will go for.
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Aug 9, 2019 10:06
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All of the Force Ghosts from every game, comic, tv show, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party.
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porfiria posted:All of the Force Ghosts from every game, comic, tv show, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party. Not gonna lie, i’m intrigued by the possible Force Ghost appearance of Tony Randall and Jack Klugman.
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Aug 9, 2019 10:36
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And the charred remains of a ghost porg.
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:Bringing back all the Force ghosts at the Lars homestead feels like just the kind of big dumb ending Disney will go for. I want this, but with a tusken raider freaking out and swinging his club wildly through the ghosts while bellowing.
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I want to say that I like this idea in theory, but the excerpts on that page are loving awful. Like, written in an afternoon awful.
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Aug 9, 2019 13:36
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So who mindwiped everyone? Sheev?
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Lmao, just read the Qui-Gon Jinn entry. What the gently caress is this poo poo?quote:While he may not be a Skywalker by blood, Qui-Gon Jinn shares a deep connection to my family's history through the Jedi Order. This revered Jedi Master trained Obi-Wan Kenobi, who in turned trained my father and then later became my mentor. Qui-Gon was well known for listening to the Force more than to the Jedi Code, a trait that put him at odds with the Jedi High Council. Master Jinn was killed by Sith Lord Darth Maul prior to the start of the Clone Wars, but he was the first of only a few Jedi who discovered a way for his spirit to transcend its physical form.
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Isn't the whole point of a spirit that it doesn't have a physical form
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Aug 9, 2019 18:03
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Aug 9, 2019 18:07
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I want Force Ghost Ed Asner to call the rest of the people in Star Wars on their dumb bullshit.
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Aug 9, 2019 18:16
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 Oh good, they put character quotes written in Aurebesh while everything else is in High Galactic How classy of you
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I actually got the biggest laugh out of "Despite public perception, the Jedi weren't perfect." Star wars is a dumpster fire
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Vinylshadow posted:
I'm going to regret asking this but can Aurebutt be translated into english? Probably it's just like a character map between english letters since I don't imagine even Star Wars fans came up with an entire new language.
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I hope Palpatine’s return is incredibly boring and to the point. “Oh I had a cloning facility with a backup of my mind which would activate if I ever died. Actually I had a ton of them, surprise bitch there’s a dozen Palpatines now” and then all the red with troopers remove their mask and they’re all Palpatine and we get burly brawl 2.0 but with lightsabers this time.
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:JJ Abrams flat out said that 'the full story hadn't been told' or whatever about Rey's past so they're definitely undoing Rey Nobody. And Palpatine is absolutely coming back. Bringing back all the Force ghosts at the Lars homestead feels like just the kind of big dumb ending Disney will go for. I’m sure there’s some pending revelation (she’s a clone, she’s a reincarnation, she emerged from Luke’s forehead like Athena), but there’s no way they’ll go back and say “actually she’s [character we know]’s biological daughter after all.”
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Jerk McJerkface posted:I'm going to regret asking this but can Aurebutt be translated into english? Probably it's just like a character map between english letters since I don't imagine even Star Wars fans came up with an entire new language. "You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring greatness in others." - Ahsoka Tano 
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Vinylshadow posted:"You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring greatness in others." - Ahsoka Tano As I thought, just one to one map of English. How completely creatively bankrupt just like the rest of this mess.
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General Dog posted:I’m sure there’s some pending revelation (she’s a clone, she’s a reincarnation, she emerged from Luke’s forehead like Athena), but there’s no way they’ll go back and say “actually she’s [character we know]’s biological daughter after all.” “No Rey you are MY great-grandmother!”
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Aug 9, 2019 18:53
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"Hey that's funny, you have the same name as the daughter I abandoned on a desert planet because she was just too drat good at the Force."
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Jerk McJerkface posted:As I thought, just one to one map of English. How completely creatively bankrupt just like the rest of this mess. ...It's literally been around since 1977 though?
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Jerk McJerkface posted:As I thought, just one to one map of English. How completely creatively bankrupt just like the rest of this mess. lol Inventing a funny script as a substitute cipher for English just to make text look alien is “completely creatively bankrupt”?
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drat and I thought spinning thousands of words out of nothing was an essaywriting skill I left behind in undergrad
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Rey gave birth to herself because she's just THAT. drat. GOOD. Rey is the Triple H of the Star Wars universe.
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Vinylshadow posted:...It's literally been around since 1977 though? At least in the original showing of Star Wars before they added 'A New Hope' to the opening crawl, the screens were showing regular english. I don't think the aurebesh styling was added until Lucas did the revised version of the OT.
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Bogus Adventure posted:
Palpatine as Undertaker fits quite well.
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M_Sinistrari posted:At least in the original showing of Star Wars before they added 'A New Hope' to the opening crawl, the screens were showing regular english. I don't think the aurebesh styling was added until Lucas did the revised version of the OT. Yeah, English writing was still in 1997 Special Editions; I don't think it was replaced until the 2004 DVD release. I think it was something conceived of for the prequels.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Palpatine as Undertaker fits quite well. Does that mean Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is Hulk Hogan/Hollywood Hogan?
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