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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Jackalope real

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

bigfoot has a pet jackalope and dates batboy, prove me wrong libs

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


They ARE real my great granpappy saw one after winning that keg of beer in a rattlesnake shovelin' contest.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Zipperelli. posted:

A jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. A jackalope is decidedly not real, and is created by a taxidermist fusing the antlers from an antelope and a jackrabbit. It has nothing to do with their legs.

Anyone who tells you a jackalope is real is a psycho.

They may have gotten that common name later on. Like after some taxidermist glued (deer, not antelope) antlers on to a rabbit.....

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

T-man posted:

bigfoot has a pet jackalope and dates batboy, prove me wrong libs

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Zipperelli. posted:

A jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. A jackalope is decidedly not real, and is created by a taxidermist fusing the antlers from an antelope and a jackrabbit. It has nothing to do with their legs.

Anyone who tells you a jackalope is real is a psycho.

Yeah but you could excuse an older generation thinking THIS is a rabbit/antelope hybrid or whatever.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Inzombiac posted:

Yeah but you could excuse an older generation thinking THIS is a rabbit/antelope hybrid or whatever.

*shamefully walking into the zoo holding my STD results*

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

SLOSifl posted:

*shamefully walking into the zoo holding my STD results*

I'm saying its your HPV peter, I'm just carrying it.

DandyLion has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Aug 9, 2019

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

SLOSifl posted:

*shamefully walking into the zoo holding my STD results*

That’s not what a herpetologist does.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

Yeah but you could excuse an older generation thinking THIS is a rabbit/antelope hybrid or whatever.


A taxi driver in New Zealand had one of those growing out of his forehead....so glad he wasn't a talker.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Reign Of Pain posted:

A taxi driver in New Zealand had one of those growing out of his forehead....so glad he wasn't a talker.

There was a woman who repeatedly smacked her head on the wall of her church (?) and eventually a "horn" grew out.

I can't find it now but it was like this but with a nasty curl to it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

satan blessed her for constantly headbutting god, duh

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

Yeah but you could excuse an older generation thinking THIS is a rabbit/antelope hybrid or whatever.


TLoU2 lookin' good AF

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Tetracube posted:

Jackalope real

[slams squeaky gavel] it is law

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

[slams squeaky gavel] it is law

THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Zipperelli. posted:

THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT

SUCK MY ANTLER, YOU FUCKMAN.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

THIS IS A JACKALOPE COURT

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Yo ladies please hit a brotha up

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:doh: how did I miss that?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo ladies please hit a brotha up

But he drives a LINCOLN!!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Inzombiac posted:

There was a woman who repeatedly smacked her head on the wall of her church (?) and eventually a "horn" grew out.

I can't find it now but it was like this but with a nasty curl to it.



Is it wrong that I want to see Doctor Pimple Popper cut it off?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Inzombiac posted:

There was a woman who repeatedly smacked her head on the wall of her church (?) and eventually a "horn" grew out.

I can't find it now but it was like this but with a nasty curl to it.



Giving a new meaning to "shithead"



(dunno if it's her, but it looks similar enough)

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


thanks, I hate it

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I mean, there are worse cases.



I also found a picture of a dude with one of those horns on his dick. Not posting it.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Reign Of Pain posted:

A taxi driver in New Zealand had one of those growing out of his forehead....so glad he wasn't a talker.

Punished Snake has been through enough, you don't need to be mean like that :mad:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

TotalLossBrain posted:

I mean, there are worse cases.



I also found a picture of a dude with one of those horns on his dick. Not posting it.

post it coward

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


TotalLossBrain posted:

I mean, there are worse cases.



I also found a picture of a dude with one of those horns on his dick. Not posting it.

One could say that he is... Horny

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


lossbrain post the penis

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TotalLossBrain posted:

I also found a picture of a dude with one of those horns on his dick. Not posting it.

that was me

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
:nws: :nms: obviously.

https://i.imgur.com/Zg6B0PT.jpg

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

why did you post this pic of my dick dude now girls are going to make fun of me

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

So that's what Lrrr, RULER OF OMICRON PERSEI 8!!!, was looking for.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

From-behind G-spot massager spotted

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

From-behind G-spot massager spotted

this is an incredibly cursed post

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bertrand Hustle posted:

this is an incredibly cursed post

I can do you one better: mathematically, that is more than one living person's fetish.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Someone texted this to me the other day.

:nws: :nms:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qgeh2

wesleywillis has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Aug 10, 2019

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

wesleywillis posted:

Someone texted this to me the other day.

:nws: :nms:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qgeh2

Wtf

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So that’s what happens when you rub the same spot too much?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LingcodKilla posted:

So that’s what happens when you rub the same spot too much?

Not in my experience

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Nazis is cheating at AUG but I feel like this is a cut above the rest in terms of people I'd lose no sleep over their being murdered by a cartel.

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