The Daily Life Of A Certain NEET: It's fine if they think I'm pooping, isn't it?

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Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao @ the guy who read a couple words of my OP, then felt the need to announce his disinterest to the whole thread, as if i made this for him.

but yay, new fan!

# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:32

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# ? May 10, 2024 06:51

Foul Ole Ron: Jan 6, 2005; All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!; Fun Shoe

Being a poo poo troll is the real comedy here.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:48

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:00

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Come on, NEET! Get the cop to murder himself!

# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:42

Foul Ole Ron: Jan 6, 2005; All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!; Fun Shoe

NEET is so absolutely awful that he's going to be charged with his parents murder when he didn't actually do it.

:master:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:50

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Foul Ole Ron posted:

NEET is so absolutely awful that he's going to be charged with his parents murder when he didn't actually do it.

Any schmuck like this one would fold and babble every last iota of his thought process to the detective the second that they turned the screws on him in even the tiniest way, so I'll be dissapoint as gently caress if this doesn't happen and he instead turns out to be some kind of *SCHINK SFX* stone cold killa.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:59

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

CrazyLoon posted:

Any schmuck like this one would fold and babble every last iota of his thought process to the detective the second that they turned the screws on him in even the tiniest way, so I'll be dissapoint as gently caress if this doesn't happen and he instead turns out to be some kind of *SCHINK SFX* stone cold killa.

This definitely won't happen, the cop's already near certain he's hiding something and Tohru's already near certain he's gotten away with it. Tohru's in way way way way over his head

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:22

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i entertained y'all with many updates during my day off, so now entertain me at work with your shitposts :v:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:42

someone awful.: Sep 7, 2007

Foul Ole Ron posted:

NEET is so absolutely awful that he's going to be charged with his parents murder when he didn't actually do it.

i'm pretty sure he did it, and what we saw was a lie he was telling the cop?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:46

A_Account: Nov 29, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mr. Steak posted:

i entertained y'all with many updates during my day off, so now entertain me at work with your shitposts

Thanks for all the updates. Thought you were going to turn into the actual NEET and leave us blue balled. How far are we into the story so far?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:29

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Mr. Steak posted:

lmao @ the guy who read a couple words of my OP, then felt the need to announce his disinterest to the whole thread, as if i made this for him.

but yay, new fan!

that's his gimmick. He goes into threads and says something stupid to the OP in hopes you will be mad at him. He is a master of puppets, so be careful.

Also NEET's parents must have been pretty hosed up in their own right, honestly. Their first and immediate response is to kill themselves.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:48

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A_Account posted:

Thanks for all the updates. Thought you were going to turn into the actual NEET and leave us blue balled. How far are we into the story so far?

Nah, my life's gonna be pretty stable for the foreseeable future, so you can expect a return to actual once a day (or way more sometimes) updates.

How far into the story are we? Well, I'm never gonna tell you if we're approaching an ending, cuz that's no fun. Also, it varies by route. But as for the number of pages available on the entire website... we've seen less than a 20th of them so far.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Also NEET's parents must have been pretty hosed up in their own right, honestly. Their first and immediate response is to kill themselves.

The scene is definitely an exaggeration, but irl Japanese culture/history is MEGA steeped in suicide.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:10

A_Account: Nov 29, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mr. Steak posted:

The scene is definitely an exaggeration, but irl Japanese culture/history is MEGA steeped in suicide.

They even have a whole forest dedicated to their love for suicide. Quite sad really.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:22

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Looking forward to an eternity of NEET Mr. Steak Sir, thank you for your service.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:23

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

Looking forward to watching NEET getting jacked in prison. That or the Ace Attorney styled courtroom arc.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:51

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Imo, everyone he meets should off themselves because they can't believe they share the same world with Tohru.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:52

lofi: Apr 2, 2018

Tohru will def represent himself. :neet:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 21:54

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lofi posted:

Tohru will def represent himself.

lmao nice one

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:18

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

God drat. I sure didn't think he'd actually kill them. Holy poo poo.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:22

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(the upcoming 50-page court arc, pictured below)

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:23

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:31

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Objection! This clearly takes place in Japan and not Japanifornia, so Phoenix Wright would have nothing to do with this. :colbert:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:39

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Haifisch posted:

Objection! This clearly takes place in Japan and not Japanifornia, so Phoenix Wright would have nothing to do with this.

His Japanese cousin Fushichou Daiku will handle the case.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:47

A_Account: Nov 29, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

To be honest I am not going to bother trying to guess where this goes, so far my ideas have been nothing close to reality so at this point I am along for the crazy Japanese ride and I have some idea how crazy Japanese rides can be.

Could OP hire a translator so that when he dies before this is finished there's someone else to carry the torch? (nvm I'll also be dead so it doesn't matter)

A_Account fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Aug 11, 2019

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:52

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Mr. Steak posted:

Nah, my life's gonna be pretty stable for the foreseeable future, so you can expect a return to actual once a day (or way more sometimes) updates.

How far into the story are we? Well, I'm never gonna tell you if we're approaching an ending, cuz that's no fun. Also, it varies by route. But as for the number of pages available on the entire website... we've seen less than a 20th of them so far.

The scene is definitely an exaggeration, but irl Japanese culture/history is MEGA steeped in suicide.

I know our initial options were 'get a job' or 'life of crime', but are there further branches off the story for both routes?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:59