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Paladinus posted:A nazi centaur. I'm not kidding. It was a nazi centaur. A centaur who served in nazi Germany's army. I have to ask- what did you buy that put you on the "Customers who purchased this also purchased Nazi Centaur Facials" list?
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Paladinus posted:A nazi centaur. I'm not kidding. It was a nazi centaur. A centaur who served in nazi Germany's army. No that was Donna, a completely different person.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Was the centaur cock between the back legs or the front legs? back legs
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Pick posted:No that was Donna, a completely different person. Ah, so you've met more than one centaur porn artist. Cool.
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Well that took a turn.
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Oh look an Iowan driver!
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Detheros posted:Oh look a driver!
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"One cool trick only turners will know"
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That reminds me of the drivers in my local area!!
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Aug 13, 2019 23:04
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the joke is BMW drivers never use their turn signals it is not a regional joke 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:the joke is BMW drivers never use their turn signals it is not a regional joke
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Bertrand Hustle posted:the joke is
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gbut posted:"One cool trick only turners will know" Are you calling BMW drivers prostitutes?
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Lobok posted:Are you calling BMW drivers prostitutes? Nah. I save that for Lexus drivers.
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Aug 13, 2019 23:54
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I've got a Toyota and I drive like an rear end in a top hat 
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Aug 13, 2019 23:57
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I drive like everyone else is an rear end in a top hat
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Confirmation bias is hilarious
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centaurs were big for a while, movements in modern media are not under my jurisdiction
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I drive with my rear end in a top hat nobody can defeat my heel-toe-rear end in a top hat braking technique on the hairpins of mt akina
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 Is husband!!! WITH HEAD INJURY!!!
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cinni posted:
NURSE...is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'
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Aug 14, 2019 02:58
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She keeps on going. https://twitter.com/inkboySP/status/1161085849045544963 Though not as hard as this guy. https://twitter.com/laws7n/status/1161116850647916544
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not a funny picture, but I recently read this post on Facebook from a woman that moved to Berlin and was mad that no charities wanted her child's used clothes (because every kid in a real first world country like Germany gets financial help to buy new clothes and other necessities) so she couldn't do poverty tourism to make her feel better about herself
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Aug 14, 2019 03:34
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Bugsy posted:She keeps on going. I will never reach this level of posting 
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MizPiz posted:I will never reach this level of posting It's pretty easy. You just look through some trending jokes on Twitter and then copy-paste the link to one of them here.
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MizPiz posted:I will never reach this level of posting What? You shitpost all the time.
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Aug 14, 2019 08:37
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I’ve seen worse. I know a kid called chillout
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I’ve seen worse. God drat that's gotta lead to some Who's On First poo poo at times.
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Aug 14, 2019 10:44
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The worst one here that was reported on the news was she-who-holds-a-limb-of-the-almond-tree (אוחזת ענף עץ השקד) Still better than Chillout.
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MizPiz posted:I will never reach this level of posting There's a tool that allows you to mock any device. They both are using it probably.
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Aug 14, 2019 10:59
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Only £300 ? Bargain !
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If you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?
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Aug 14, 2019 13:59
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Technically, humans are already sausages since we're meat wrapped in skin already
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However people generally DO seem to want to see us being made
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Paladinus posted:There's a tool that allows you to mock any device. They both are using it probably. Who needs tools. Your blender looks like a loving clown. See? Easy.
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