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We're going to find out that Lando is the real villain. He set this all up because Han lost his ship and he wants to have sex with L3 in the astrogation console.
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General Dog posted:*Han Solo voice* That's not how genetics work! 
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Aug 13, 2019 19:12
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The real villains are the Ice Cream Guy and the Gonk Droid
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Aug 13, 2019 19:44
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*Gonk Droid gonks maliciously*
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Aug 13, 2019 20:05
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*GONK, but evilly*
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Aug 13, 2019 20:06
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Flavius Aetass posted:Calling it now—Rey is a clone made by dark side sorcery for the purpose of hosting Palpatine's ghost, but Luke hid her away long ago so Snoke (Palpatine's imperfect host) wouldn't find her. All of the OT was a plot to release the demon Paimon from Palp's body, so that it could take up residence in a more suitable form. TROS will end with Finn floating in the air, sawing his own head off.
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Aug 14, 2019 03:33
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General Dog posted:*Han Solo voice* That's not how genetics work! Sheev was a born a female, duh.
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Aug 14, 2019 04:00
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It's just Disney telling us girls are destined to be on the dark side. If it happens I'll make a YouTube channel and fill it with movies about how Disney villifies all women.
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Aug 14, 2019 07:09
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I'm just looking forward to the live-action remake of the Star Wars trilogies done completely in CGI. I kinda wonder what musical number they'll include.
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Aug 14, 2019 08:02
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm just looking forward to the live-action remake of the Star Wars trilogies done completely in CGI. I kinda wonder what musical number they'll include. With any luck https://youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A
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Aug 14, 2019 14:49
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Boxman posted:With any luck I choose to believe that this is all that Han was doing between Episodes VI and VII.
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Aug 14, 2019 18:01
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm just looking forward to the live-action remake of the Star Wars trilogies done completely in CGI. I kinda wonder what musical number they'll include. I mean, Lucasfilm is already essentially doing this, just in small chunks and with better taste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1cfemeX_U
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Aug 14, 2019 20:30
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Rey was supposed to be the Chosen One. Palps and his Master sensed that the Force would create its own physical embodiment but they were able to transform it and created Anakin instead. Anakin still fulfills the prophecy after all and the Force abandons Rey on Jakku. She was never meant to have a role and jumps through a time portal at the end of the movie, finding herself as Shmi Skywalker. Directed and written by JJ Abrams.
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Aug 14, 2019 21:32
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Rey = Shmi is a powerful albeit cursed theory, and would constitute the star war's final, permanent embrace of the dumpster. Bring it on, says this commentator
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Aug 14, 2019 21:45
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But before she time travels, Kyo Ren impregnates her and becomes his own great grandfather! End with a John Williams orchestral version of I Am My Own Grandpa.
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Aug 14, 2019 21:53
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Rey: If only you knew the power of the light side. Supreme Leader Snoke never told you what happened to your father. Kylo Ren: I killed him in The Force Awakens. Rey: No. I am your father.
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Aug 14, 2019 22:37
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Sort of like how EU hacks always invented stuff that happened to obi wan while he was nominally hanging out on tattooine while luke was growing up, I want to see the adventures of rey while watto's slave with a bomb in her brain for 10+ years
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Boxman posted:With any luck I'd like to think Lord & Miller would have ended their film with this.
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Star Wars is good again https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1162153254278447105?s=20
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Took Them Long Enough
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No Mods No Masters posted:Rey = Shmi is a powerful albeit cursed theory, and would constitute the star war's final, permanent embrace of the dumpster. Bring it on, says this commentator It’s the one (and only one) thing that could make this Good.
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He tried to make a Shmi clone to produce an another Anakin, and accidentally made a Shmi who was as powerful as Anakin.
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Hodgepodge posted:He tried to make a Shmi clone to produce an another Anakin, and accidentally made a Shmi who was as powerful as Anakin. Splicing Shmi with the plot armor gene has made her more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Aug 16, 2019 04:25
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Lynch's "Dune" is on BBC America right now and boy-howdy I wish I could live in the alternate universe where he directed ROTJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PALjbTo1D5U Preston Waters fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Aug 16, 2019 05:27
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what if Rey doesn't go back in time but instead the entire universe except for her turns back to the exact same state it was a century ago
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YaketySass posted:what if Rey doesn't go back in time but instead the entire universe except for her turns back to the exact same state it was a century ago In what sense is that different from her going back in time?
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Aug 16, 2019 07:13
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Star Wars is good again But I wanted a movie. 
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Aug 16, 2019 07:40
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Darth TNT posted:But I wanted a movie. A movie will be 2 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi. A TV show will be 8-12 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi. I fail to see the issue, here.
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Aug 16, 2019 07:41
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Gonz posted:A movie will be 2 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Movies have higher budgets. Also a movie would be in theaters so I can see it without subscription. And to be fair I'm a little worried that they won't set a clear end and try to milk it as long as possible.
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Aug 16, 2019 07:51
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I mean, Solo had a big budget and it looked very bland and washed out and had a lot of actors sleepwalking through their lines. A big budget doesn’t necessarily mean “good”. Some if it was cool, but ended up being very “meh”.
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Zoran posted:In what sense is that different from her going back in time? Its because the sun revolves around rey, not she around the sun
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Aug 16, 2019 11:30
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The first line will be "Hello there." Whether in the TV show or in whatever preview they do.
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Szmitten posted:The first line will be "Hello there." If it isn’t then why are they even bothering with it.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:If it isn’t then why are they even bothering with it. Because five minutes later goons will begin bitching about fanservice.
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High Lord Elbow posted:Because five minutes later goons will begin bitching about fanservice. Buddy if you think it’s going to take us five minute to get started you haven’t been here long.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:35
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High Lord Elbow posted:Because five minutes later goons will begin bitching about fanservice. More like five seconds.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:43
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I mean, the Disney+ shows are fanservice; each one, barring the Marvel cartoon and Diary of a Female President, has "hot franchise man in fanfiction scenario" as a premise
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Szmitten posted:The first line will be "Hello there." First words in the opening crawl or bust.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Star Wars is good again I still don't believe it until it gets announced on StarWars.com or that Star Wars Show or something official like that.
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