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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Just like, in general.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:57

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:20

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Like, if you are given the option of making a thread and of not making a thread you should choose make a thread every time.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

If someone tells you not to make a thread you should make two threads. If someone tells you to make a thread make three threads.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:58

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Making threads is fun

# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

If someone tells you not to make a thread you should make two threads. If someone tells you to make a thread make three threads.

ReatingMeme took this to heart.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:59

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

you guys are crackin me up :P

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:01

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Burt Sexual posted:

ReatingMeme took this to heart.

A thread a day keeps the doctor away

It's the only thing keeping him at bay for now, he's almost found me and I don't think I can fight him off this time

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

My Shoes posted:

you guys are crackin me up :P

Who's joking? :confused:

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:01

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

All right i think ill do it

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:16

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

What happened to the graffiti thread?

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:18

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

What happened to the graffiti thread?

Someone painted over it

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:23

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:23

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Im gonna do that one too but i have to dig up my photos. And i want to include at least a little info but I am not sure yet what, so i need to wait until i have some more time to think about it. Ill do it pretty soon, tho.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:24

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Someone painted over it

HAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwslLBfFvJM

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:29

IAD: Jan 28, 2011; Captain Marvelous!

Ok, gimme a few balls to the wall action movies to watch, I just watched The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2 for the first time and I don't want this adrenaline rush to wear off

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:42

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

IAD posted:

Ok, gimme a few balls to the wall action movies to watch, I just watched The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2 for the first time and I don't want this adrenaline rush to wear off

The Zellner brother's film Plastic Utopia

My Shoes posted:

HAH!

Don't encourage me, Brent Sensual will get mad at me :ohdear:

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:44

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Don't encourage me, Brent Sensual will get mad at me

# ? Aug 15, 2019 18:15

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

# ? Aug 15, 2019 18:18

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

A good number of lurkers have broken out of their shells and heck are on their way to becoming regulars :tear:

If you're a lurker and you don't have an avatar, and if you promise to make an effort to share your ideas and humour with the rest of the class from this moment on, I'll buy you one

# ? Aug 15, 2019 18:24

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

sweet thursday posted:

A good number of lurkers have broken out of their shells and heck are on their way to becoming regulars :tear:

If you're a lurker and you don't have an avatar, and if you promise to make an effort to share your ideas and humour with the rest of the class from this moment on, I'll buy you one

Hell, count me in for one too.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 18:52

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

When you make threads you might shake an idea loose in someone else's head. Like I always say there's pride in being the alley to someone else's oop. This following post was spawned from a newly reformed lurker's 19th straight quality thread, so I'm taking 13% of the credit as is my prestige fee

Creamed Cormp posted:

The Official Creamed Cormp Social Standing Guide :

graphic design is my passion

Using our patent pending (fingers crossed), scientifically made test, you too can finally understand what your social orientation is. All you have to do is answer a few simple questions to assess your jock/nerdiness levels as well as your virgin/CHAD levels.

Horizontal Axis : Are you a Jock or a Nerd

Question 1 : When I said "Horizontal Axis" 2 seconds ago, did you immediately think "the X axis" ?

Answer 1 : Well yes obviously I took Advanced Math in preschool furthermore... Give yourself 2 nerd points
Answer 1 : not immediately but I know what both of these are? Give yourself 1 nerd point
Answer 1 : No, I just kept reading? Give yourself no point
Answer 1 : Not for one second I mean I know what an horizontal is but uh... Give yourself 1 jock point
Answer 1 : Not at all, I'm already wondering when this stupid test will be over so I can go back to football Give yourself 2 jock points

Question 2 : You want to impress a girl (or a boy lmao gay), what do you do for her

Answer 1 : I recite the first 1000 decimals of Pi.Give yourself 2 nerd points
Answer 2 : I recite a poem by her favorite author Give yourself 1 nerd point
Answer 3 : I carry her printerGive yourself no point
Answer 4 : I effortlessly carry her printer because I'm in such good shape Give yourself 1 jock point
Answer 5 : I score 5 touchdowns Give yourself 2 jock points

Question 3 : Favorite Star Wars movies

Answer 1 : "The Hidden Fortress (1958) and The Dam Busters (1955) " Give yourself 2 nerd points
Answer 2 : "I like the old trilogy I guess? The other movies are ok I guess but not my faves" Give yourself 1 nerd point
Answer 3 : "I'm a huge fan of Rian Johnson's bold vision and furthermore..." Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : "I think I watched the one with the little koala things in the forest? That's a Star Wars, right?" Give yourself 1 jock point
Answer 5 : "There is a war in space? hosed up" Give yourself 2 jock points

Question 4 : Kongou, Hiei, Kirishima and ?

Answer 1 : the last ship in the Kongou class was the Haruna, sunk in harbor in early 1945 Give yourself 2 nerd points
Answer 2 : I think the last kongou sister is Haruna, right? I haven't played kancolle in years though Give yourself 1 nerd point
Answer 3 : Uh... Fukushima? Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : Sorry I don't follow foreign sports Give yourself 1 jock point
Answer 5 : Sorry bro but I'm cutting so no sushi for me. Thanks for the invite anyway! Give yourself 2 jock points

Question 5 : Favorite DC superhero : Batman or Superman ?

Answer 1 : Batman, because he is immensely smart and a master detective Give yourself 2 nerd points
Answer 2 : Batman, because the whole idea of a guy dressing up as a bat to beat up on a clown is goofy and hilarious Give yourself 1 nerd point
Answer 3 : Batman because he has some good movies? I guess? Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : Batman because that dude knows some kickass martial arts and those batarangs are cool like my dude imagine you're doing crime and suddenly there's a knife in your gun and also it's shaped like a bat and it explodes? Batman doesn't gently caress around. Give yourself 1 jock point
Answer 5 : Batman because he knows how to get ripped. I don't get why they always talk about this Bruce Wayne dude in those movies though. Who cares right? Give yourself 2 jock points

Vertical Axis : Are you a Virgin or a CHAD

Question 1 : Well since we started the previous question with what "horizontal" meant to you I guess we could also ask you what "vertical" means to you?

Answer 1 : vertical, like the path of my tears as they fall to the ground ? Give yourself 2 virgin points
Answer 2 : vertical? like my dick when I'm laying down [sad smile] Give yourself 1 virgin point
Answer 3 : Like a tower, I guess? Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : vertical? like my dick when I'm laying down [genuine smile] Give yourself 1 CHAD point
Answer 5 : Well I just did the horizontal mambo with this guy's bitch, so that gives me ideas! Give yourself 2 CHAD points

Question 2 : someone disrespects you in the streets, what do you do?

Answer 1 : I look at my feet, go home, turn on my computer, log in as Facts Are Useless and probate a few good posters to make me feel betterGive yourself 2 virgin points
Answer 2 : I mutter "gently caress you" under my breath Give yourself 1 virgin point
Answer 3 : I tell them to gently caress off. Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : Nobody has ever disrespected me without getting insulted back. Give yourself 1 CHAD point
Answer 5 : Nobody has ever disrespected me and lived. Give yourself 2 CHAD points

Question 3 : Do you go to Church ?

Answer 1 : I'm an atheist so of course not Give yourself 2 virgin points
Answer 2 : I don't believe in organized religion so noGive yourself 1 virgin point
Answer 3 : I'm not religious but I'm spiritual Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : H-E double hockey sticks yeah I go to loving church! I'm glad to be involved in my community. Give yourself 1 CHAD point
Answer 5 : I started my own syncretic cult that mixes the teachings of Buddhism, Christianity, Shia Islam and Marxism. And by Ali you're welcome to this week's zen mass, comrade! Give yourself 2 CHAD points

Question 4 : Do watch porn ?

Answer 1 : Uh yeah everybody does like ahahah are you some kind of virgin? Sex repressed? lmao Give yourself 2 virgin points
Answer 2 : not proud of it, but yeah, sometimes? Give yourself 1 virgin point
Answer 3 : Sir this is a Wendy's drivethrough Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : I only read hentai and erotic novels set in Renaissance Italy. Give yourself 1 CHAD point
Answer 5 : Comrade, Porn is harram and anti-proletarian, you shouldn't participate in the sexual exploitation of women, it's mad hosed up. Give yourself 2 CHAD points

Question 5 : Did you take this test seriously

Answer 1 : I didn't answer any of the questions because I was afraid of what it would tell me Give yourself 2 virgin points
Answer 2 : I answered some questions and lost track Give yourself 1 virgin point
Answer 3 : I'm just going to emptyquote your mile long post to be a dick Give yourself no point
Answer 4 : I did because I was having fun Give yourself 1 CHAD point
Answer 5 : I did, but I'm still going to give me the results I want because I don't take orders from nobody.Give yourself 2 CHAD points

Thank you for your time, and remember to have fun.

# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Nice to see some sense of community, eh?

# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:59

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

sweet thursday posted:

When you make threads you might shake an idea loose in someone else's head. Like I always say there's pride in being the alley to someone else's oop. This following post was spawned from a newly reformed lurker's 19th straight quality thread, so I'm taking 13% of the credit as is my prestige fee

I'm hoping creamed cormp makes their own thread for that post, it's too good to be buried in my dumb nerd VS geek thread lol

# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:12

Spins: Feb 26, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RepeatingMeme posted:

I'm hoping creamed cormp makes their own thread for that post, it's too good to be buried in my dumb nerd VS geek thread lol

That's his MO
He blesses threads at random and its always
Holyshit tier

# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:14

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Spins posted:

That's his MO
He blesses threads at random and its always
Holyshit tier

Good to know!

Other lurkers out there, start posting threads man! GBS is apparently a very receptive crowd, so far my piss in urinal thread has 3 pages, so you can basically post anything and it'll be popular!

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:01

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

If it's funny and not about a tv show or movie you're already ahead of the curve!

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:08

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Or is it "a head on the curb"..

Well either way it's entertaining!

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:08

Spins: Feb 26, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I still remember how exciting it was to first post threads, a little like coke, every post is a hit.
It's genuinely a rush tbh.

Then if by chance one goes gold HOLY gently caress you can get hooked...

Its legit fun to keep an eye on a thread.
If one goes bad (I accidentally posted a thread op of something new to me but not to goons-- the storm of OK GRAMMA GO BACK TO FACEBOOK was humiliating lol)

But just close it and let it sink, or ignore it, it will be soon forgotten.

😘

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:18

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

I think the classic proverb actually goes something like "a head of cattle is worth two on the curb"

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:19

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Sharik posted:

I think the classic proverb actually goes something like "a head of cattle is worth two on the curb"

That's the one

# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:19

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

I want to make a thread but won't have internet until next month. Japan takes for loving EVER with these things anyways but I also ended up trying to get hooked up just as a big public holiday week thing was happening!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 06:18

OMG JC: Jul 30, 2004

This is my seventh post in 15 years :lol:

# ? Aug 16, 2019 09:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Penguin Bus posted:

This is my seventh post in 15 years

Intermittent lurksmanship.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Penguin Bus posted:

This is my seventh post in 15 years

And only 3 show up in search lmao

# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:21

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Penguin Bus posted:

This is my seventh post in 15 years

Thank you for posting :tipshat:

# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:13

ShuckyDucky: Jun 19, 2008; Quack Quack

I used to post, but then I took a Mafia game way too seriously and had a mini-breakdown.

It was embarrassing, so I lurked.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:21

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

I'm not a lurker but I'm also not regular.

What then

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:26

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

lilbeefer posted:

I'm not a lurker but I'm also not regular.

What then

WHAT THE gently caress DO WE DO NOW!!???

WHAT IS loving HAPPENING!!???

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:38

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DO WE DO NOW!!???

WHAT IS loving HAPPENING!!???

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhhh

suck my goddam balls?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:42

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

fine I posted

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:00

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