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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Star Wars: Death Star vs Life Star (wookieepedia lists this as episode 10, but the term is not used in marketing)

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Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.

Preston Waters posted:

why is the second death star on a jungle planet? it had better be the moon of Endor...

The planet Endor has 9 moons according to the Complete Locations guide. With the one biome love of SW, part of DS2 could have crashed onto many of them. The "forest moon" of Endor, the "jungle moon" of Endor, the "formerly desert moon named Tatooine but now Jakku" moon of Endor, etc..

They should just canonically identify the forest moon as Endor 6 (ala Yavin 4 and as a play on it appearing in episode VI), this new jungle moon could then also be Endor 9 (for episode IX).

Teek fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 19, 2019

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




why is it anywhere it was obliterated into a trillion pieces

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

Flavius Aetass posted:

Why is it that Palpatine seems genuinely badass in ROTJ as he drips with pride and malice, just chewing the scenery, but post-scarring ROTS Palpatine just seems cheesy, like the actor is clearly hamming it up?

"Faster and more intense."

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
LOOK AT THE MOONS

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Flavius Aetass posted:

Why is it that Palpatine seems genuinely badass in ROTJ as he drips with pride and malice, just chewing the scenery, but post-scarring ROTS Palpatine just seems cheesy, like the actor is clearly hamming it up?

seeing your enemies trip over themselves and fail is funny as gently caress; having to actually govern and do poo poo is boring

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

banned from Starbucks posted:

why is it anywhere it was obliterated into a trillion pieces

That is, until the next OT Blu Ray release, where the ROTJ Death Star explosion scene will be updated to show a large chunk falling to a planet's surface, and if you look carefully, you can see Palpatine clinging onto a piece and screaming "you haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeee"...

edit: there will also be a new scene where a completely CGI harrison ford turns to a completely CGI carrie fisher and says "Let's have a Son."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Those spoilers two pages back didn’t seem to bad to me ! :shrug:

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
It’s very much the mcdonalds dinner of scripts, If its real.
My expectations are about on par with a mcdonalds dinner as well. At least the fries will be good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It’a space opera with action and probably tons of cool visuals.

Seems good idk . Ok.

I know there is a higher level of quality we should probably demand but not expect

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Its just, well its not very interesting, at all and is attempting to hurriedly setup and finish a villain in a single film because they forgot to do that work in the previous two installments.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

What if the other moons of Endor are all secretly Death Stars themselves

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Vinylshadow posted:

What if the other moons of Endor are all secretly Death Stars themselves
That sounds like the plot of an old SW EU novel

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

🎶have no fears, we've got death stars for years 🎶

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Death Star IV destroyed by Life Star.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

euphronius posted:

It’a space opera with action and probably tons of cool visuals.

Seems good idk . Ok.

I know there is a higher level of quality we should probably demand but not expect

Hey man, no goon in this thread is supposed to openly like anything sequel trilogy related. Rumors or not. Just like everyone else on the internet.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

*hides massive porg collection*

Yeah, the ST is trash

The Prequels are the best movies

No, wait, whoops, got my flashcards mixed wrong here...

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Vinylshadow posted:

*hides massive porg collection*

Yeah, the ST is trash

The porgs were the good part, though. Them and the weird Jim Henson island people.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

exmarx posted:

PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke

and the porgs

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


exmarx posted:

PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke

Where’d you find the script?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Rey & Pals will soon come to realization that they have been wrong, about a great many things.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
"Everything is still proceeding as I have foreseen."

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I am still irrationally excited about The Senate coming back, goofy hypothetical spoilers be damned.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

exmarx posted:

PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke

AndyElusive posted:

and the porgs

PALPATINE pulls off his face, revealing the PORG inside

PORG: SKRAAAAWK!

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Chewie: :wookie:

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




exmarx posted:

PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke

Palpatine: i was behind snoke all along!

Rey Poe Finn: how your spirit was locked away in a box

Palp: uh.......so long suckers *rides away on JJ Abrams shoulders*

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

banned from Starbucks posted:

Palpatine: i was behind snoke all along!

Rey Poe Finn: how your spirit was locked away in a box

Palp: uh.......so long suckers *rides away on JJ Abrams shoulders*

:itisamysterybox:

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
If Palestine Ghost was behind everything anyway, why didn’t he just openly rule the New Order as a Space Ghost. They all seem to like Darth Vader and poo poo

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Mike N Eich posted:

If Palestine Ghost was behind everything anyway
drat I'm really getting tempted to read these spoilers

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mike N Eich posted:

If Palestine Ghost was behind everything anyway, why didn’t he just openly rule the New Order as a Space Ghost. They all seem to like Darth Vader and poo poo

Nobody wants to be ruled over an incorporeal force being who could potentially watch them poop!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
There need to be more examples of Neimoidians blockading human planets due to tax disputes in these Star Wars.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Gonz posted:

Nobody wants to be ruled over an incorporeal force being who could potentially watch them poop!

But what if the only way you CAN poop is by imagining that Palpatine's Force ghost is watching me---I mean watching you... :ohdear:

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Bogus Adventure posted:

There need to be more examples of Neimoidians blockading human planets due to tax disputes in these Star Wars.

My lord! Is that...legal?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kart Barfunkel posted:

My lord! Is that...legal?

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

Those spoilers two pages back didn’t seem to bad to me ! :shrug:

yea but you love the prequels

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I am a Star Wars fan. Yes .

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Gonz posted:

I am still irrationally excited about The Senate coming back, goofy hypothetical spoilers be damned.

haven't read poo poo about the Senate

where'd you see this?

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

I am a Star Wars fan. Yes .

I'm a Star Wars fan. I pretend they don't exist.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Preston Waters posted:

haven't read poo poo about the Senate

where'd you see this?

lmao look at this goof

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