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Jonny 290 posted:ive been pondering the suspender option lately. school me. how do i make it not horribly tory be a fat bearded rustic type?
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:be a fat bearded rustic type? i'm that but i still couldn't pull off the suspenders look. plantation owners are the only ones who can do it, but they obviously look like poo poo for other reasons
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Aug 21, 2019 08:11
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you can rock linen pants without being colonel sanders
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Aug 21, 2019 08:15
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Jonny 290 posted:ive been pondering the suspender option lately. school me. how do i make it not horribly tory I have been an rear end-crack-asaurus for years. I tried clip on suspenders which worked ok but had a habit of violently, elastically detaching at innoportune moments. Squat or bend to pick something up from down low and POW So I looked around and ending up ordering these: quote:Hold'Em Suspender for Men Made in USA Y-Back Genuine Leather Trimmed button end tuxedo suspenders Many colors and designs - Hunter (Tall 54" Long) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B8QV3XG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fjqxDbHSQ5BE3 they come with buttons. I sewed the buttons about a half inch either side of the corresponding belt loops on my trousers. I then button them on and wear them underneath my shirt - I always wear a singlet so they sit on top of that but underneath my T-shirt or dress shirt (rarely). I’m not patrick bateman enough to have them on display they are very comfortable and completely solve my rear end-crack display problem. The only caveat is that you need to strip down to your underwear to take a poo poo, Kramer style, but unless you are low on fibre just git r dun in the morning and live the suspender life all day. I have sewed buttons on a couple of pairs of trousers but need to go out and buy some more so I can have them on all of them 
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Aug 21, 2019 09:43
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loving lol
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Aug 21, 2019 09:55
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Gentle Autist posted:I have been an rear end-crack-asaurus for years. I tried clip on suspenders which worked ok but had a habit of violently, elastically detaching at innoportune moments. Squat or bend to pick something up from down low and POW
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Aug 21, 2019 10:50
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got myself back on the exercise wagon a while ago so my back and body in general doesn’t hurt anymore. glad i’m still young enough that it’s an option. my knees still hurt if i sit for more than an hour because a big boy took a big sit on them back when i played rugby in college. that’s about it
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Aug 21, 2019 11:45
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I may be old but i'm not suspenders old
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Aug 21, 2019 15:10
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jfc suspenders.
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Aug 21, 2019 15:21
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I have an old back injury and it hurts sometimes and I need someone to invent a back that doesn’t hurt, thx.
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Aug 21, 2019 15:22
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I had crippling back pain until I started exercising my butt muscles
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Aug 21, 2019 16:35
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unpacked robinhood posted:I had crippling back pain until I started exercising my butt muscles also rotor posted:I may be old but i'm not suspenders old
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Aug 21, 2019 16:38
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I have tactical suspenders for my motorcycle cold weather pants tho
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Aug 21, 2019 22:06
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the russians used a belt
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Aug 21, 2019 22:06
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thinking about suspenders to hold up my mom jeans but maybe I’m just bad at picking out jeans
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Aug 21, 2019 22:21
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gotta get em tighter i guess? 
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Aug 21, 2019 22:22
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I guess! or I can try taking in the waist, or try different foundation garments
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Aug 21, 2019 22:25
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photoshop that waist so ya pants don’t fall off ya rear end
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Aug 21, 2019 22:39
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they don’t fall off. they migrate down from my natural waist to my trouser waist. it’s because I’m a tall bitch
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Aug 21, 2019 22:44
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theres a thing called a belt. you put it around pants. i hope this has been helpful and enlightening
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Aug 21, 2019 22:46
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there’s a thing called fashion
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Aug 21, 2019 22:48
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we’re not entitled to that
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Aug 21, 2019 22:49
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I caught a side profile of myself in a mirror while wearing short jean shorts and went “hm this would be good with suspenders and a crop top wait then I’d just look like an older Misty from the Pokémon anime”
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Aug 21, 2019 23:13
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minivanmegafun posted:I caught a side profile of myself in a mirror while wearing short jean shorts and went “hm this would be good with suspenders you could probably book $70 an hour for that look to the right crowd
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Aug 21, 2019 23:19
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now i'm not advocating you camwhoring, but i'm also not barring you from the option
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Aug 21, 2019 23:19
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Jonny 290 posted:I have tactical suspenders for my motorcycle cold weather pants tho well yeah suspenders for like heavy pants like that are ok, that's like ... occupational or something and is Fine.
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Aug 21, 2019 23:51
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Silver Alicorn posted:there’s a thing called fashion i think you’re posting in the wrong thread friend
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Aug 22, 2019 02:44
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I have suspenders for my very dad tool belt and it feels like I’m cosplaying someone who knows what they’re doing with tools. A+ would buy again
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Aug 22, 2019 02:57
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suspenders rule and 38 is a fine age to level up your pant suspension techniques
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Aug 22, 2019 10:38
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Suspenders are ok (as long as you're using buttons not clips, obvs.).
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Aug 22, 2019 16:10
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a better alternative to wearing suspenders is to lose weight (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 22, 2019 18:17
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just take your suspenders, cut them in half, then cut those in half, then cut those in half. boom you now have shoelaces
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Aug 22, 2019 18:31
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friendly reminder to stymie that we're all powerlifters though
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Aug 22, 2019 18:32
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FAT powerlifters, the operative descriptor being fat, the powerlifting is incidental
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Aug 22, 2019 18:35
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Please consider investing in a "belt."
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Aug 22, 2019 18:38
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nice ableism about the weight loss here. “just do what almost all the population fails to do even tho is aware of and often tries”  I am conflicted about the HAES movement because of the implication within that it’s “ok” to continue to gain weight and that excess weight - if it does matter from a medical point of view (and it seems it’s often less than stated) - is an effectively non-modifiable factor, but it raises a lot of excellent issues regarding huge levels of exclusion from medical help and tries to tackle seemingly universal obsession within medicine to lose weight before addressing anything else I started following a local doctor on instagram who practices it, and i’m a real sucker for evidence and progressive attitudes toward health so I couldn’t help but accept its place.. but I do struggle, because when I have raised the issues that for myself as a diabetic, excess weight is very bad for me and makes me very insulin resistant, and losing weight and keeping slim has to be an almost daily obsession for me, especially given how I have to inject the strongest anabolic hormone we know in relatively huge quantity every day 🥺
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Aug 22, 2019 19:30
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that is a good post echi 
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Aug 22, 2019 19:49
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lol
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you get to a certain level of obesity and a belt becomes a cruel joke on everyone doomed to behold you there's definitely a time for suspenders you do not want to miss that call
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