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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dillbag posted:

A tale for the ages



lmao at getting a uti from your own rancid cum

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

lmao at getting a uti from your own rancid cum

O’henry couldn’t have written it better

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ratzap posted:

Who knew you had to wash out your gently caress doll? :iiam:

Wash the gently caress out of your doll, indeed.

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

Such Fun posted:

Posting from the past of page 229 to say Screaming Idiot was right about BDSM.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

people say 'i'm into bdsm' because it makes it easier to find someone who'll be happy to dribble hot wax on their junk or any number of activities, it's a catchall that's pretty meaningless until someone gets more specific about what they're after.

you're just as likely to be abused by someone who does not consider bdsm their identity at all. screaming idiot thinks people who like getting spanked are fundamentally broken so no they were not right

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, people who poo poo their diapers and call their boyfriends daddy belong in this thread, but liking blindfolds doesn't mean you have to go to therapy, I guess? :shrug:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
AUG: My love doll gave me a urinary tract infection

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


other than probating that poster because they summoned a derail from 104 pages ago i also didn't want a bdsm derail at all, so no more Opinions please

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

other than probating that poster because they summoned a derail from 104 pages ago i also didn't want a bdsm derail at all, so no more Opinions please





I don’t see the issue?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › AUG: lmao at getting a uti from your own rancid cum
Alternatively: O'Henry's The UTI of the Magi

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

The author’s name was O. Henry, but something to commemorate this Grossness of the Magi would work, surely

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm amazed the fuckdoll video views don't vastly outnumber the marriage announcement vid either by an army of feral goonspawn mocking it or the goonspawn's alt accounts defending it.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

cash crab posted:

other than probating that poster because they summoned a derail from 104 pages ago i also didn't want a bdsm derail at all, so no more Opinions please




I definitely have Opinions about duck house

(Duck house is the best)

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

LingcodKilla posted:

Wash the gently caress out of your doll, indeed.

turn it upside down and shake the gently caress out of it

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

SatansOnion posted:

The author’s name was O. Henry, but something to commemorate this Grossness of the Magi would work, surely
:argh: You're right, I flubbed that one.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




cash crab posted:

other than probating that poster because they summoned a derail from 104 pages ago i also didn't want a bdsm derail at all, so no more Opinions please

My opinions are all correct, making them facts, so am i exempt from this rule?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

turn it upside down and shake the gently caress out of it

Depends which way up you've been loving it surely?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

My opinions are all correct, making them facts, so am i exempt from this rule?

go away, ben shapiro

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Depends which way up you've been loving it surely?

loving up is something most sex doll owners are accustomed to.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Tetracube posted:

go away, ben shapiro

So that's what being assassinated feels like.
loving. OUCH.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



bradzilla posted:

lmao at getting a uti from your own rancid cum

I swear, this thread's educational in some messed up ways. I didn't know a guy could get a UTI like that.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

I’ve been to that duck, it’s just a tiny gift shop inside selling big duck related touristy crap

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

gey muckle mowser posted:

I’ve been to that duck, it’s just a tiny gift shop inside selling big duck related touristy crap

Lotta Big Duck energy from that.



I'd bet they'd make some good 'Big Duck' knockoff meme t-shirts...

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

gey muckle mowser posted:

I’ve been to that duck, it’s just a tiny gift shop inside selling big duck related touristy crap

:same:

Makes me mildly nostalgic for home on Long Island. I find this has been growing ever since my father and his new wife I don't speak to moved away.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:





I don’t see the issue?

Goose... moose!

Are these images related in any way aside from the rhyme?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

green chicken feet posted:

Goose... moose!

Are these images related in any way aside from the rhyme?

Is the moose below goose eating spruce? What a snooze

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


green chicken feet posted:

Goose... moose!

Are these images related in any way aside from the rhyme?

Big
Duck
Small
Moose

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the true AUG is not understanding postmodern art *sips la croix*

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


T-man posted:

the true AUG is not understanding postmodern art *sips la croix*

I tried.
You never know until you try.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

M_Sinistrari posted:

I swear, this thread's educational in some messed up ways. I didn't know a guy could get a UTI like that.

You can get a UTI anytime gross stuff is in contact with your peehole. I'm sure there are lots of "creative" ways to get one.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

Is the moose below goose eating spruce? What a snooze

It's been pronounced "snoose" this whole time?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I feel like there's a market for Big Duck Energy shirts

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I'm extremely in for the Big Duck Energy shirts and can reach out to the other bird crazies as well.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

You snoose you loose.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I feel like there's a market for Big Duck Energy shirts

Maybe as a misprint. I'd buy a Big gently caress Energy shirt

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

LingcodKilla posted:

Big
Duck
Small
Moose

I got it right away and appreciated it :v:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm extremely in for the Big Duck Energy shirts and can reach out to the other bird crazies as well.

I just need a picture of a big duck

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bertrand Hustle posted:

I just need a picture of a big duck


Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Danaru posted:

I got it right away and appreciated it :v:

Thank you I thought I was going crazy! I mean I still do but I also did in the past.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
What's the plural or moose, again? Meece? Mooses?

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


The plural of moose is goose (the past tense is geese)

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