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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Birds, also known as Aves or avian dinosaurs,

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
The website formerly gave a biography and picture for each character.[4][5][7] As of August 15, 2017, the website now has only pictures of the sex toy in question and details about its physical attributes, although registered users can activate "Fantasy Mode", which replaces standard product descriptions and photos with stories, descriptions, and images that include references to fantasy or anthropomorphic themes

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Xylocopa caerulea, the blue carpenter bee, is a species of carpenter bee. It is relatively fuzzy.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


possibly the stupidest and most pointless rant ever posted on the internet, and that is a pretty high bar

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Proper noun
Sissi
A female given name, diminutive of Elisabeth.

Usage notes
This is the nickname of Elisabeth of Bavaria. It is also the nickname of a character from a French animated television series called Code Lyoko, and is the only name that the character should be addressed by, as she hates "Elisabeth".

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Buying an expensive road bicycle has been described as a more healthy and affordable response to a midlife crisis than buying an expensive sports car.[8][9]

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


its not wrong

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!





It goes on like this for two or three page lengths and is totally incomprehensible

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

LASL produced a series of design concepts, each with its own codename: Uncle Tom, Uncle Tung, Bloodhound and Shish.[27] By 1955, it had settled on a 1,500 megawatt (MW) design called Old Black Joe. In 1956, this became the basis of a 2,700 MW design intended to be the upper stage of an ICBM.[21]

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

Sagebrush posted:

LASL produced a series of design concepts, each with its own codename: Uncle Tom, Uncle Tung, Bloodhound and Shish.[27] By 1955, it had settled on a 1,500 megawatt (MW) design called Old Black Joe. In 1956, this became the basis of a 2,700 MW design intended to be the upper stage of an ICBM.[21]

I gave him a traditional African name

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Bigby was created by Rob Kuntz as a low-level non-player character evil wizard in the early dungeons of Greyhawk in 1973. Gary Gygax's character, the wizard Mordenkainen, encountered Bigby.

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

This list of hot drinks comprises hot drinks that are typically served hot. Drinks are liquids specifically prepared for human consumption.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Improbable Lobster posted:

Bigby was created by Rob Kuntz as a low-level non-player character evil wizard in the early dungeons of Greyhawk in 1973. Gary Gygax's character, the wizard Mordenkainen, encountered Bigby.
heh heh, "kuntz"

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Devonaut posted:

This list of hot drinks comprises hot drinks that are typically served hot. Drinks are liquids specifically prepared for human consumption.

lol

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Sex magic (sometimes spelled sex magick)

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
But how do you spell blood sugar

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
ugh

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Pierre Chaton
Sep 1, 2006

This style of drive has the popular nickname "Toaster Drive", because it requires the use of a knife or other hard thin object to pry out the stuck media just like a piece of toast stuck in an actual toaster (though this is inadvisable with actual toasters).

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

the first animated series in history to address the issue of infertility

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The science of shoveling [that is, hand shoveling] has long since mostly faded out of commercial concern thanks to extensive mechanization, such as bulldozers and other equipment. Humans are once again mostly content to let one coal scoop handle various bulk materials of differing densities.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

overmind2000 posted:

The science of shoveling [that is, hand shoveling] has long since mostly faded out of commercial concern thanks to extensive mechanization, such as bulldozers and other equipment. Humans are once again mostly content to let one coal scoop handle various bulk materials of differing densities.

you think this is a joke but one of the very first serious scientific ergonomic studies was to determine the optimum size of shovel to maximize boiler stokers' coal loading ability (small shovel moving quickly vs large shovel moving slowly).

iirc they settled on a shovel carrying 40 lbs of coal.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
does this still apply if i'm instead getting a pair of burly stokers to fuel a furnace with benjamins

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_soap_opera_villains

597 citations

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

soap opera digest is the original fan wiki, and being published on paper allows all of this to sneak into real Wikipedia

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
A patient resource group for trigeminal neuralgia (which has been described as the most painful condition in existence) have also adopted the image as a symbol of the condition

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Reception [edit]

Galaxy reviewer Floyd C. Gale praised the novel, describing it as "as fresh and bright as dawn on a tropic sea."[2] He later called the short story a "super duper topnotcher".[3]

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
The car analogy is a common technique used by engineering textbooks and Byron Pakula to ease the understanding of abstract concepts in which a car, its composite parts, and common circumstances surrounding it are used as analogs for elements of the conceptual systems.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

let's call the whole thing off

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sham bam bamina! posted:

Reception [edit]

Galaxy reviewer Floyd C. Gale praised the novel, describing it as "as fresh and bright as dawn on a tropic sea."[2] He later called the short story a "super duper topnotcher".[3]

fuckin lol

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florentino_Floro

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



imo his name is less amusing than "Known for: Self-proclaimed psychic, former judge dismissed for mental illness"

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The video would later be parodied on TV show "Beavis and Butt-Head", at which point Elfman claimed he decided he "never [wanted] to play this song again!"[2]

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Krankenstyle posted:

imo his name is less amusing than "Known for: Self-proclaimed psychic, former judge dismissed for mental illness"

While a judge, Floro made a number of claims, including:[8]

*Being the fifth-best psychic in the country
*Being the "angel of death" and able to cause pain and sickness to those who appeared before him in court
*Having the ability to appear in multiple locations at the same time
*Being aided in the court by three duendes named Luis, Armand and Angel (dwarfs found in Philippine folklore)[3]
*Having healing powers

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Risk [edit]

More than 30 human cannonballs have died during the performance of this stunt. Among the latest was that which occurred in Kent, United Kingdom on April 25, 2011, where a human cannonball died as a result of the failure of the safety net.[7] Landing is considered to be the most dangerous aspect of the act.[6]

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

File: Designerdrugs.jpg
English: A large collection of designer drugs.
Date: 25 September 2018
Source: Own work
Author: Drugpic

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


File: Designerdrugs.jpg
English: A large collection of designer drugs.
Date: 25 September 2018
Source: Own work
Author: Drugpic

Wrongthread

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

  For a pyramid scheme to make money for everyone who enrolls in it, it would have to expand indefinitely. This is not possible because the population of Earth is finite.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The Stokes-Helmholtz reversion-reciprocity principle[3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][1][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22] was

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