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Heather Papps: hello friend

bee eater posted:

here is an op i was making (but when i find myself putting too much effort into a post i know it will not b a good thread so here is just hte post)

in this joke bob vila helps you fix up ur posts with modernity and mature experience know-how isn't htat right bob (it's right). On today's show we're going to unveil a recent bee eater post renovation we've been working on in secret for the past 10-20 min. The first, the post in question:

yeesh what a mess! Out of touch and encouraging bad habits (vibing), now let me show you what i managed 2 whip up:

do it do it right now do it

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 22, 2019 00:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:55

alnilam

bee eater posted:

here is an op i was making (but when i find myself putting too much effort into a post i know it will not b a good thread so here is just hte post)

in this joke bob vila helps you fix up ur posts with modernity and mature experience know-how isn't htat right bob (it's right). On today's show we're going to unveil a recent bee eater post renovation we've been working on in secret for the past 10-20 min. The first, the post in question:

yeesh what a mess! Out of touch and encouraging bad habits (vibing), now let me show you what i managed 2 whip up:

lol

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 22, 2019 01:07

nut

Heather Papps posted:

do it do it right now do it

ok but i warned u

# ? Aug 22, 2019 01:27

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Goofus gallantry: bad attempts at chivalry.

Like holding a bathroom stall door open for a lady.

# ? Aug 22, 2019 08:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Goofus gallantry: bad attempts at chivalry.

Like holding a bathroom stall door open for a lady.

Goofus: holds bathroom stall door open for a lady
Gallant: rubs the seat rapidly with toiler paper to warm the seat through friction.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 22, 2019 15:21

nut

cash em all outside how bou dat

# ? Aug 22, 2019 15:42

mountaincat: The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.

This single-serving bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos isn't helping with my stress-induced anxiety.

MAYBE ANOTHER BAG????

# ? Aug 22, 2019 19:38

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

tobey maGWAR

# ? Aug 23, 2019 03:05

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cubone posted:

tobey maGWAR

deerhunter s. thompson

# ? Aug 23, 2019 05:18

Escape From Noise

Don't worry guys, I know how to get this party started!

*Puts on Pachelbel's Canon in D*

Awwww yeah! This poo poo is a MOOD!

# ? Aug 23, 2019 05:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

a bump this thread every time you get stoned as gently caress parody thread where the whole joke is i bump every post

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# ? Aug 23, 2019 22:31

nut

cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste"

# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

bee eater posted:

cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste"

"yes i recognize the farts in you!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:58

Captain Billy Pissboy: by Nyc_Tattoo

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately

# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:31

Escape From Noise

bee eater posted:

cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste"

Namastevista, bb

# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:32

Manifisto

bee eater posted:

cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste"

wow that really loosened up the old pic-a-nic basket

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately

lol predator proofing lol

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:50

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

doesn't the whole "god is real because bananas fit our hands perfecty" idea like, totally go against the evolution isnt real idea? like it fits perfectly in monkeys hands too so like, its self imploding. maybe i misunderstood something

# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately

this loving picture gets funnier every time i look at it

PLANT chicken friendly gardens i am crying real tears right now

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# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:52

vanisher

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately

i'd love expert advice on brooding in general

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# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:53

nut

vanisher posted:

i'd love expert advice on brooding in general

listen to dashboard confessional

# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:19

alnilam

TheShrike posted:

doesn't the whole "god is real because bananas fit our hands perfecty" idea like, totally go against the evolution isnt real idea? like it fits perfectly in monkeys hands too so like, its self imploding. maybe i misunderstood something

no you're right the people who say that haven't thought it through very well

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:20

nut

i'd like to present to the court my "god isn't real because check out where else this banana fits perfectly" defense

# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:23

Finger Prince

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Namastevista, bb

Namaste la vista

bee eater posted:

cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste"

Mars salami

# ? Aug 24, 2019 13:25

nut

what if you just gave the camera a peace sign after you finished

# ? Aug 24, 2019 14:16

nut

there goes bee eater, he's always about that peace

# ? Aug 24, 2019 14:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

the joke is anime poses in yoga class i think.... hmmmm....

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 24, 2019 14:26

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

bee eater posted:

i'd like to present to the court my "god isn't real because check out where else this banana fits perfectly" defense

I'll allow it, but you're on thin ice, counselor

# ? Aug 24, 2019 18:29

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

the joke is anime poses in yoga class i think.... hmmmm....

"And now we'll transition right into 'Taking a Knee With Fist on Ground.'"

# ? Aug 24, 2019 19:22

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Psst. Hey, want something that'll make you feel good? I got some Special K.

Not interested? That's ok. I got the good poo poo. Some Raisin Brand Crunch? Frosted Flakes? Give me something to work with.

What the gently caress? You just want weed? What- what do you think I do for a living? Jesus Christ.

# ? Aug 24, 2019 23:54

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

SardonicTyrant posted:

Psst. Hey, want something that'll make you feel good? I got some Special K.

Not interested? That's ok. I got the good poo poo. Some Raisin Brand Crunch? Frosted Flakes? Give me something to work with.

What the gently caress? You just want weed? What- what do you think I do for a living? Jesus Christ.

plot twist - those are actually all strains of weed so he wasn't lying

Special K - mind strong sativa
Frosted Flakes - body strong hybrid, freezes you into the couch
Raisin Brand Crunch? (it's actually Bran but i'll let that slide) - munchies high

TheShrike fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Aug 25, 2019

# ? Aug 25, 2019 03:25

Macnult

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately

still lifes with woodpeckers

# ? Aug 25, 2019 04:11

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

hot goon summer

# ? Aug 25, 2019 04:46

Escape From Noise

TheShrike posted:

hot goon summer

Those frog days of summer

# ? Aug 25, 2019 05:04

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

a ghost whisperer-type detective but her supernatural power is being able to tell if someone had sex on a surface by touching it.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 05:04

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

a ghost whisperer-type detective but her supernatural power is being able to tell if someone had sex on a surface by touching it.

Medium: I caught him on the counter.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: Saw him bangin' on the sofa.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: He even had her in the shower.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: I even caught him on camera

canyoneer posted:

for the last time, it wasn't me!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 06:50

Goons Are Gifts

lol

# ? Aug 25, 2019 10:56

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Medium: I caught him on the counter.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: Saw him bangin' on the sofa.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: He even had her in the shower.
Ghost of Shaggy: It wasn't me!
Medium: I even caught him on camera

# ? Aug 25, 2019 12:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

the first clear picture of bigfoot or a ghost but like, their dick is showing and they get really mad about it

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# ? Aug 25, 2019 12:53

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:55

nut

Heather Papps posted:

the first clear picture of bigfoot or a ghost but like, their dick is showing and they get really mad about it

Petersout-Gimlin film

# ? Aug 25, 2019 13:36

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