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High Lord Elbow posted:Gillette is bush league. My Barbasol has six blades plus a trimmer on the back. I dream of the day when the same can be said of a Jedi’s elegant weapon. Star Wars '77, only instead of being a genuine surviving Jedi, Obiwan is a hipster.
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The 'evil Rey' thing is such an obvious dream thing that they would put in the sizzle reel. Considering they could have gone that route in TLJ and didn't, because we wouldn't want to make her character actually interesting
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Aug 25, 2019 00:41
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ruddiger posted:The double sided lightsaber is straight out of the PT tho... Technically it's straight out of the EU 
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Aug 25, 2019 01:07
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It’s kinda funny that every trilogy ends with Sheev chewing an increasing amount of scenery
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Aug 25, 2019 01:12
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so where are all those people who were like 'no palpatine isn't back disney wouldn't be that stupid'
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Aug 25, 2019 01:51
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:so where are all those people who were like 'no palpatine isn't back disney wouldn't be that stupid' They joined Greedo inside the butthole
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Aug 25, 2019 02:15
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:so where are all those people who were like 'no palpatine isn't back disney wouldn't be that stupid' They’ve unanimously decided that this is good, actually, and cool, and what did you snobs expect, again? and movies are just supposed to be fun
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Aug 25, 2019 02:17
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FlamingLiberal posted:The 'evil Rey' thing is such an obvious dream thing that they would put in the sizzle reel. Considering they could have gone that route in TLJ and didn't, because we wouldn't want to make her character actually interesting I still think it’s such a missed opportunity they didn’t have Rey join with Kylo in TLJ
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Aug 25, 2019 03:01
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'd say this is dumb as hell, but there are many dumber lightsabers in the EU than that. Are they both red though or will they go the galaxy brain route and have one be red and one be blue, leaving grey scorches in their wake.
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Aug 25, 2019 03:28
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'd say this is dumb as hell, but there are many dumber lightsabers in the EU than that. 
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Aug 25, 2019 03:40
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Neo Rasa posted:Are they both red though or will they go the galaxy brain route and have one be red and one be blue, leaving grey scorches in their wake. The only way they could make it worse is if they suited Rey up in...
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Aug 25, 2019 04:12
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I’d take this over the Knights of Ren’s cricket paddles and whatnot.
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Aug 25, 2019 04:37
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Kart Barfunkel posted:I’d take this over the Knights of Ren’s cricket paddles and whatnot. True, it has a kind of quiet dignity compared to the bullshit that JJ&Co came up with for Ep IX.
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Aug 25, 2019 06:18
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High Lord Elbow posted:Gillette is bush league. My Barbasol has six blades plus a trimmer on the back. I dream of the day when the same can be said of a Jedi’s elegant weapon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZnGeBcgg
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Aug 25, 2019 06:54
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Mike N Eich posted:I still think it’s such a missed opportunity they didn’t have Rey join with Kylo in TLJ Well, the ‘good’ news is that Episode 8’s been effectively retconned out of existence. What do you miss from skipping it, besides Luke dying? It’s even been revealed that the Snoke hologram was Sheev all along.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Well, the ‘good’ news is that Episode 8’s been effectively retconned out of existence. What do you miss from skipping it, besides Luke dying? Porg, idiot.
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Aug 25, 2019 08:23
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Darth TNT posted:so new lego sets have leaked which include sets for rise of the Skywalker Next time throw the drat pictures on imgur and post them. Cause they might get taken down like this poo poo. El Burbo posted:Clearly giving the Falcon a new dish was too radical, so it's back to being a circle I forget, did the rectangular one get knocked off when Chewie and Rey were flying the porgs through all those caves and poo poo on salt planet? There were a few tight fits iirc. The Cameo posted:"Hey we introduced these three new characters, maybe we should, I dunno, have them go on an adventure together? How many more movies do we got of this so we can really maximize their relationships and have a nice arc? ... Oh, this is the last one? ... Well, gently caress." that's what I've been saying, man... they should just audible during post and make this thing a quadrilogy, so we won't have to have Palpatine possession bullshit be literal ending to the Skywalker story, leaving a sour taste in our mouths for like... forever... Flavius Aetass posted:Watching ESB and something about it has always bothered me. If Admiral Ozzell hosed up by dropping out of lightspeed too close because he felt that surprise was essential, how did that alert the rebels to the attack more than dropping out further away and approaching at sublight speed? I read it as they were planning on knocking out the shield generator from a long distance away (out of sensor range) followed by a massive orbital bombardment. Instead, he got too close to Hoth and the Rebels freaked and immediately put the shield up, forcing a potential costly ground invasion. Well, that was Vader's assumption, anyway.
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Payndz posted:So after looking at all those, one thought comes to me... usually wings in starwars/sci fi get explained as being essentially heatsinks, or places to put the repulsorlifts
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Aug 25, 2019 11:54
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People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: Its more like tearing up space but that stuff doesn't show up until the end of the movie during the final fight between Rey and Kylo Ren and its mostly happening because of Palpatine's spirit. Rey manages to hack Palpatine's power to do what he does like how she hacked into Kylo Ren in the first movie. She's like a sponge. The characters clash on the ruins of the Death Star but every time their lightsabers touch it sends them to a different moment in history on a different planet, like how Rey got swooped into those realistic visions in Force Awakens when she touched Luke's lightsaber. The end result is a "happy ending". Kylo Ren and Rey clash for the last time. During the clash they keep shifting through time. Palpatine is becoming more powerful but so is Rey. Rey with the help of a struggling Kylo Ren is able to subdue Palpatine by creating a tear in the Force sucking him and Kylo in a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But Rey refuses to let him die so she uses her newfound ability to alter space and time to change destroy Palpatine's spirit itself which causes countless of moments and planets to flash before Rey and the film ends with a narration telling the story of Luke which clips showing where the characters are now in some kind of epilogue. Showing Finn living on his homeplanet with his family, Leia and Han holding each other while looking over a balcony, Luke looking over the horizon and looks back to see a large cone-shaped building behind him and Rey is on Tatooine at Luke's old home walking towards the double sunset and looks at it the same way Luke did. She's then joined by Kylo Ren who puts his arm around her shoulder and the film irises out lol Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Aug 25, 2019 |
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Wait so she alters time and creates a new reality? This keeps getting crazier.
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Aug 25, 2019 12:19
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: Not with the same story, but with an ending that makes everything that led up to it utterly pointless. Bioware set up that series telling you "the choices you make for your characters matter" and ended it with "actually it doesn't' with an ending that ignored every theme and plot they'd developed in not just the previous two games, but right up to the very ending of the third. Mass Effects ending was so offensively thought out and incongruous to everything they'd set up, that I regretted every minute I ever put into it. It made me retroactively hate the whole series. This ending for IX would do the same for me with the sequel trilogy and possibly all Disney movies and shows. I can live there rest of my days believing there were only six Star Wars movies and a Clone Wars tv show. In Disney terms, I'd change from a guaranteed Disney Plus subscription for The Mandalorian alone to a non subscriber.
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lmao no way are they gonna retcon the whole ST.Kanine posted:usually wings in starwars/sci fi get explained as being essentially heatsinks, or places to put the repulsorlifts They've been technologically stagnant for thousands of years so you'd think they could put features on ships just because it looks cool. Some manufacturer calls up the Empire, "hey we built this shuttle that folds out its wings into this badass triangle shape, check it out!" Empire: "Fucken SOLD we'll take 50000"
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Kingtheninja posted:Wait so she alters time and creates a new reality? This keeps getting crazier. RLM is right?
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I dug around a bit and it looks like he might've posted a screencap image of a Mountain Trooper from the con footage a month ago. The image itself doesn't seem to be anywhere else on the net. Guess we'll know whenever we see that footage!
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Aug 25, 2019 12:37
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All this time travel explains why they had spaceships and poo poo "a long time ago".
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Aug 25, 2019 13:22
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Palpatine is Thanos I guess, you heard it here first
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Aug 25, 2019 13:53
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: They can't come up with an ending so they just erase the whiteboard and play the end credits.
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Aug 25, 2019 14:04
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This is the SW version of shark riding dudes in aquaman, it will increase box office by 50 millions. DO IT
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: .
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Aug 25, 2019 14:12
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: If there a George Lucas laughing hysterically gif to express my feeling of this plot?
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Aug 25, 2019 14:14
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: Uhh...  Please be wrong.
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Aug 25, 2019 14:31
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If there's a narrated epilogue can't it please just be: "They died." ?
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Aug 25, 2019 14:32
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Perfect, now everyone will have to admit The Last Jedi was a good movie
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Captain Splendid posted:If there's a narrated epilogue can't it please just be: "They died." ? Jar Jar narrates.
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Aug 25, 2019 14:47
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Everything I heard about the footage literally contradicts or the spoilers neglct some of the imagery so whatever.
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So the reason why the Emperor looks so odd and plastic on the poster is because it's actually just a picture of a toy:
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: Isn't this the last part of the Lavos battle from Chrono Trigger?
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The Cameo posted:Isn't this the last part of the Lavos battle from Chrono Trigger? 
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