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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

TheKennedys posted:

AUG: and remember I DO NOT jack off to this

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dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

DicktheCat posted:

You know, I've gotten to a point where I'm not disgusted by these things, just exhasperated with them, and I think that says a lot about both me and SA as a whole.

Why was it so important to the author that the horse-man spread his asscheeks? We may never know.


Why the gently caress did that go on for so long? I got bored halfway through and closed the tab. Why is there so much of that?

Honestly, I'm the type of person who finds this kinda stuff enthralling usually, I love learning about the ways humanity finds to crank its collective hog.

That comic is just too loving long though, it really is. Like it's amusing and weird but, dude, that's a lot of horse transformation. It definitely feels like something that the horse himself made, and made extremely for himself, so I'm guessing he's just really into it and wanted to document the entire process as he sees it... but also fuckin' jack off really hard to it. There's horny fanfiction out there rivaling War and Peace, so there's definitely people out there who want drawn out jerk content for some reason?

Horses are also known for their stamina, I guess :confuoot:

TheKennedys posted:

AUG: and remember I DO NOT jack off to this

:emptyquote:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

TheKennedys posted:

AUG: and remember I DO NOT jack off to this

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

TheKennedys posted:

AUG: and remember I DO NOT jack off to this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dreamin of semen posted:

I love learning about the ways humanity finds to crank its collective hog.

Username/Post lifestyle

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/the_sourkraut/status/1162590433748426752?s=21

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


i have to “work” but i will try and remember to change it soon ✨

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

i have to “work” but i will try and remember to change it soon ✨

I'm at work and I still find the time to poo poo post on the internet. Are you a raccaan or a raccaan't? :colbert:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

DicktheCat posted:

You know, I've gotten to a point where I'm not disgusted by these things, just exhasperated with them, and I think that says a lot about both me and SA as a whole.

Why was it so important to the author that the horse-man spread his asscheeks? We may never know.


Why the gently caress did that go on for so long? I got bored halfway through and closed the tab. Why is there so much of that?

This transformation needs at least ten pictures of my rear end in a top hat in it!


I would wear these. I'm already at the "gently caress it, I'll wear Crocs in public" stage, why not go full-bore?

Fake edit: I'd need to buy a flame shirt to wear with them though.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The strap is so they stay on during sex

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Somebody who would wear those during sex isn't having sex

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Sounds like a challenge comrade

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

DicktheCat posted:

Why was it so important to the author that the horse-man spread his asscheeks? We may never know.

Why the gently caress did that go on for so long? I got bored halfway through and closed the tab. Why is there so much of that?

watson, my good man! i have solved the case and i believe you can title your next novel "because people are jerking off to it"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

These new Pokémon evolutions are getting weird.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Dick Burglar posted:

I would wear these. I'm already at the "gently caress it, I'll wear Crocs in public" stage, why not go full-bore?

Fake edit: I'd need to buy a flame shirt to wear with them though.

Guy Fieri?!



I saw the Balenciaga bling on that platform Croc and figured it was a bootleg charm or something. But no. Balenciaga made and sold platform Crocs retailing at $850

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


LadyPictureShow posted:

Guy Fieri?!



I saw the Balenciaga bling on that platform Croc and figured it was a bootleg charm or something. But no. Balenciaga made and sold platform Crocs retailing at $850

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Still the best moment from that series Ryan Murphy's entire career output.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/empresscornelia/status/1165469273264771072?s=21

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Looking at the picture of cow guy, that looks like a barracks room, so there is a good chance you guys are disparaging
ARE TROOPS.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

war criminal animal transformation fetish is just ever so much worse than the civilian version my friend, it's like MREs and those hiking pack things that are massively better.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

bulletsponge13 posted:

Looking at the picture of cow guy, that looks like a barracks room, so there is a good chance you guys are disparaging
ARE TROOPS.

Could just as easily be a college dorm.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Trabant posted:

Still the best moment from that series Ryan Murphy's entire career output.

How can you say that when the actual best moment is Dylan McDermott crying while jerking off.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


rodbeard posted:

How can you say that when the actual best moment is Dylan McDermott crying while jerking off.
Tied with that same Dylan McDermott character referencing the crying-while-jerking-off incident several years/seasons later.

e: which is tied with someone referring to that character as "the tearjerker"

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Aug 26, 2019

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I loving lost it at "Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam."

:laffo:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bogus Adventure posted:

I loving lost it at "Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam."

:laffo:
That's $470 USD, she must have an outstanding Bobby.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Those crocs are worse to me than the horse porn.

Unrelated note, I realized yesterday that Goatse is so old that there is a new crop of adults that may have never experienced the goatman themselves.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Knormal posted:

That's $470 USD, she must have an outstanding Bobby.

it’s this one



to judge whether it merits the descriptor “outstanding” is an exercise I leave to the conscience of the individual threadgoer

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

SatansOnion posted:

it’s this one



to judge whether it merits the descriptor “outstanding” is an exercise I leave to the conscience of the individual threadgoer

That's a 30,000 rupee Bobby tops

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Knormal posted:

That's $470 USD, she must have an outstanding Bobby.

What cracks me up us that he likely added an extra zero on accident, and was saying "show me boobs and I'll give you 47 bucks"

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

SatansOnion posted:

it’s this one



to judge whether it merits the descriptor “outstanding” is an exercise I leave to the conscience of the individual threadgoer

That Bobby is actually outstanding. I like it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tubgoat posted:

That Bobby is actually outstanding. I like it.

I bet there was some pro pain involved in that tattoo. :v:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Oh yeah that's a shin, huh?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Sailor Bobby Says: Life is pain

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


that's my moon crystal! i don't know you

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What cracks me up us that he likely added an extra zero on accident, and was saying "show me boobs and I'll give you 47 bucks"

That's a specific enough number that it makes me wonder if that's just the contents of his bank account as of that writing

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What cracks me up us that he likely added an extra zero on accident, and was saying "show me boobs and I'll give you 47 bucks"

Somehow I doubt he was ever intending to pay

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