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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Sluggo is lit.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
That ones my favorite.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.






Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




Missed opportunity not having it be signed DIM JAVIS.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Ariong posted:

Missed opportunity not having it be signed DIM JAVIS.

Isn't Dim Javis the guy that tries to duel Paul Atreides at Sietch Tabr?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

I feel bad for liking this. Especially since it actually demonstrates how Persophone is pronounced. (possibly)

Though Dr. Zauiss would be better.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
I do not like Greek eggs and Lamb, but I would have sex with them, to rouse the ire of my wife.
- Zeus

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Though Dr. Zauiss would be better.

I my God I was wrong. It was Earth all along!

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

If you're going to invoke Seuss, don't mangle the meter ffs.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

If you ain’t writing anapestic tetrameter get the gently caress up out the club

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

poo poo it’s iambic tetrameter

I am undone

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm antipasto tyrannosaur

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
How can anyone be Anti-Pasta?! Such a thing is IM-PASTA-BOWL!

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?
I don't care, I still love this comic.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Take the text from the last panel and switch it with the ellipsis from the third.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Krinkle posted:

Take the text from the last panel and switch it with the ellipsis from the third.

No, it's still bad

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Take all the text and all the pictures.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Professor Wayne posted:

Take all the text and all the pictures.



This is my first edit in a while, is it okay?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Take out my eyes that I may not look upon your works.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

Professor Wayne posted:

Take all the text and all the pictures.

Okay.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Professor Wayne posted:

Take all the text and all the pictures, please!

Now do an impersonation of a duck!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Cool!

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


slap a nautilus shell on it, so we can see whether or not it fits the golden spiral

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now do an impersonation of a duck!

It kinda works.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


replace pin with sticker and remove the last three panels

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


feel like we tried everything.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Krinkle posted:

feel like we tried everything.

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/garfieldpicture/status/1167633237100904454

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now do an impersonation of a duck!


Sunswipe posted:

It kinda works.



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


My god I actually :lol:ed at this.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that's thing that annoys me about Garfield. Jim Davis can actually be funny, early Garfield was pretty good for a newspaper strip, but he got paid and just doesn't care.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Randaconda posted:

that's thing that annoys me about Garfield. Jim Davis can actually be funny, early Garfield was pretty good for a newspaper strip, but he got paid and just doesn't care.

I know, he’s my role model.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
I wonder how many times Garfield has used the joke "oh gee, coffee sure does give you energy!"

It is extra weird because cats are not known for drinking coffee

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Garfield is an Italian cats. Italians drink coffee.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


panel 1: jon, pale, sweating and getting the shakes: garfield, where is my tackle box i need to go fishing right now garfield goddammit where is it garfield

panel 2: jon looks directly at the viewer, his misery apparent, he looks like he may actually die

garfield, lying hidden in the back yard, wearing a fisherman's cap with a syringe stuck in his thigh and a spoon and lighter nearby. speech bubble from the left: GARFIELD!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Imagine if Jim Davis had done as Bill Watterson i.e. never made a single funny strip in his life

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