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Even the concept of every single Pokemon emulated on my phone and endless nighttime hours of stolen electricity can't convince me to be unable to do twenty pushups One handed
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leave it to goons to argue about whether to have safe water mt dew code red is guaranteed clean
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Aug 30, 2019 06:06
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The going price for fresh water is 25¢ a gallon here
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Aug 30, 2019 06:07
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 (I don't have 25¢ )
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Aug 30, 2019 06:09
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Binary Badger posted:Will that guy who drove around watching gas stations fall apart on FaceBook Live or whatever during jeff really fell flat last year in light of that guy who almost died and left his phone streaming from the car as it washed away in the storm surge. i hope he understands that he needs to up his game this time around
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Aug 30, 2019 06:19
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 That's the second in this intersection I have witnessed tonight. The cops need money and are pulling over people with nice mustang's and poo poo
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Aug 30, 2019 06:19
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code red is gonna be the only form of currency in the post storm hellscape.
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Aug 30, 2019 06:21
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2020 is gonna be all about vision bro.
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Aug 30, 2019 06:22
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Every day in case there’s a natural disaster I fill my cars gas tank and all my bathtubs with cat hair water.
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Aug 30, 2019 06:26
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Let's show Dorian the loving door people
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Aug 30, 2019 06:28
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poverty goat posted:jeff really fell flat last year in light of that guy who almost died and left his phone streaming from the car as it washed away in the storm surge. i hope he understands that he needs to up his game this time around lmao I forgot about that
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Aug 30, 2019 06:29
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I'd tell my kid the oldest trick in the book is to read the whole drat book
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Aug 30, 2019 06:29
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I can’t believe someone just suggested drinking bathtub water lol
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Aug 30, 2019 07:38
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Toilet water also is amazing to drink
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Aug 30, 2019 07:39
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Don't buy water. Buy coffee filters. Collect hurricane water and filter out the lead. Sell filtered water for tidy profit. You're welcome, soon-to-be-rich person.
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Aug 30, 2019 08:18
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Lol we will just evacuate is such a moronic response. Not everyone has the money or means to evacuate. Some people have to to stay and ride the storm out. Also lots of people have well water with filters and all types of good poo poo that is run by power. During Irma some people lost power for a month. Good thing they had lovely bathtub water to just drink! The goon who is having a meltdown over water sounds like a goon who has never went through an actual hurricane or is privileged enough to just evacuate and not worry about anything.
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Aug 30, 2019 09:00
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I will be selling goon guy hurricane bathwater for $50 a liter. A bespoke experience for all of you wishing to experience the death of Florida vicariously.
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Aug 30, 2019 09:59
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Every time they update this it keeps tracking further and further south. RIP Miami
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Aug 30, 2019 10:46
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I love how the dotted area of uncertainty keeps getting wider and wider to envelop this whole state every model update because no one knows how the gently caress this thing is gonna hit us 
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Aug 30, 2019 11:22
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Probably like a weak pfffrt
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Aug 30, 2019 11:23
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Desperate Character posted:I love how the dotted area of uncertainty keeps getting wider and wider to envelop this whole state every model update because no one knows how the gently caress this thing is gonna hit us
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Aug 30, 2019 11:50
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FlamingLiberal posted:Right now that is mainly because even offshore this thing may start to jog north and go up the state Even the hurricane wants to flee the south
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Aug 30, 2019 11:54
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poverty goat posted:jeff really fell flat last year in light of that guy who almost died and left his phone streaming from the car as it washed away in the storm surge. i hope he understands that he needs to up his game this time around he'll start reporting the winds from 10,000 feet up instead of 3,000.
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Aug 30, 2019 13:10
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Is this the day where they start flying into it and we get cool recon pics? I love that stage
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cheese eats mouse posted:Is this the day where they start flying into it and we get cool recon pics? I love that stage
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Aug 30, 2019 13:59
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Yeah they have been flying into it since early in the week.
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Aug 30, 2019 14:04
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Every time they update this it keeps tracking further and further south. RIP Miami That's a direct hit on Palm Beach. RIP Mar-a-Lago
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Aug 30, 2019 14:31
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FogHelmut posted:RIP Mar-a-Lago welp, I will have to suck it up and go to church but it will be worth it.
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Aug 30, 2019 14:37
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FogHelmut posted:That's a direct hit on Palm Beach. RIP Mar-a-Lago
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feelix posted:Buying water is the dumbest loving poo poo. Anywhere that you are allowed to stay and isn't under mandatory evacuation is going to have running water. People are retarded. This is from pages and pages ago but as a former Florida goon I can personally attest that this is loving wrong. Wilma knocked out the water to Tamarac about 6 hours after landfall. Almost everywhere in Ft. Lauderdale we were under boil water orders for weeks. Don't be the retarded one drinking poop water like my friend that got e-coli and was hospitalized.
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Aug 30, 2019 14:41
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Stereotype posted:Toilet water also is amazing to drink You like from the tank or from the bowl?
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Aug 30, 2019 14:44
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Normal brain: buy water before the storm Planet brain: buy water at the start of hurricane season, it doesn't go bad Galaxy brain: fill potable Jerry cans and keep some chlorine tabs on hand Universe brain: buy mountain dew at the start of hurricane season, it doesn't go bad and provides vital sustenance, hydration, and caffeination
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Aug 30, 2019 14:49
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zedprime posted:Normal brain: buy water before the storm what brain is drink water from the toilet and bathtub to prove how smart you are?
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Aug 30, 2019 14:51
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FogHelmut posted:That's a direct hit on Palm Beach. RIP Mar-a-Lago
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Aug 30, 2019 14:54
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My family had 3 or 4 big five gallon jugs of water up in our utility closet at all times and we'd swap them out every 5 years or so to avoid contamination issues. Finding the space for them was the only problem, those things are pretty cheapo. Don't forget to buy plenty of non perishable food, and also plenty of food that can be eaten cold. My folks hosed that up bigtime during Frances and I went 4 days living off of only goldfish crackers and red stripe beer. The Sawgrass Mills movie theaters was the first place with power to open so I went to every movie they were showing while charging my cell phone on the wall outlets and eating pretzels as it was the only hot food they had.
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big nipples big life posted:what brain is drink water from the toilet and bathtub to prove how smart you are? Is it amoeba brain because of the size or because there are amoebas in it? Yes.
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Aug 30, 2019 14:56
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I remember someone in the Irma thread 2 years back being extremely dumb, so I’m just gonna presume it’s the ‘don’t buy water guys’ guy.
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Aug 30, 2019 14:58
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Since it hasn't been mentioned yet, Trump didn't build Mar-a-lago, and the place is built like a brick poo poo house. You really should read up on the history of the place. Pray to your god for a direct eye wall hit if you want to see any damage.
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Aug 30, 2019 15:01
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My supervisor just left for a family vacation to disney world and honestly, i can't stop laughing about it.
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Since it hasn't been mentioned yet, Trump didn't build Mar-a-lago, and the place is built like a brick poo poo house. You really should read up on the history of the place. Pray to your god for a direct eye wall hit if you want to see any damage.
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