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Turbonegro - High On The Crime
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Aug 30, 2019 05:27
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wait a minute this isnt soda at all then whats in my gas ta son of a bitnch
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Aug 30, 2019 05:27
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Start SEEING motorcycles (explode into a fireball)
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Aug 30, 2019 05:29
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thedangergroove posted:Start SEEING motorcycles (explode into a fireball) 
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Aug 30, 2019 05:32
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i have gas to huff but not enough for the rest of the biker daddies gonna gave to switch to a whole milk gallon jug of diesel
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Aug 30, 2019 05:32
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The bottle would very likely break due to much more extreme crushing forces than a car rolling over it or grinding against asphalt/concrete at a high speed, but it's a dumb argument in the first place because if you're actually in a motorcycle accident 2 liters of gas catching fire will be the least of your worries. Liquid gasoline is highly flammable but not explosive. You can just roll on the ground to put it out, which you'll already be doing because you're dying in a motorcycle crash.
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Aug 30, 2019 05:41
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Look, as much as I'm not an advocate of video games leading to violence, if I ever saw someone with that setup my immediate response would be to shoot the gas tank. I mean later I would be all "jesus christ he's dead what do I do oh god oh god" but you can't fight instinct.
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Aug 30, 2019 05:53
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there is signs at service stations specifically saying you have to use specific approved containers to pump gas, presumably for a reason. PET bottles wont break down when exposed to gasoline immediately but they will degrade faster than normal. I mean most if not all modern cars use plastic fuel tanks these days but its certainly not PET plastic found in 2L soft drinks. They're also usually mounted in a position in the car that means they are protected from all directions by lots and lots of metal (under the rear seat)
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Aug 30, 2019 06:09
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i fill my saddle bags with piss directly, from my Balls, no bottles needed
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Aug 30, 2019 07:10
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driving through residential areas at 3am and want everyone within 300 yards alerted to my presence. for safety strange that im wearing all black instead of high-vis and a helmet with a rotating light
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Aug 30, 2019 07:29
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gary oldmans diary posted:driving through residential areas at 3am and want everyone within 300 yards alerted to my presence. for safety i wouldnt do that because i would go to jail but those fucks just wake everyone up for miles around with zero repercussions
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Aug 30, 2019 07:39
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numberoneposter posted:i wouldnt do that because i would go to jail but the biker would just think he was being assaulted for no reason anyway. ya just cant win
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Aug 30, 2019 07:44
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ill get a sling shot instead, that way its like an act of god if i actually hit the dude
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Aug 30, 2019 07:46
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i think you could make sort of a stencil of "your bike is really loud" and use it to acid etch many rocks. that way the biker you hit will know
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Aug 30, 2019 07:49
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I carry a gallon can of denatured alcohol strapped to my back at all times.
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Aug 30, 2019 07:54
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numberoneposter posted:Riding a 2L soda bottle full of gas with a motorcycle strapped to your back heh u changed the words around in the sentence nice bro lmao
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Aug 30, 2019 15:19
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imho you both lose the argument
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Aug 30, 2019 15:25
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OG Algier posted:I've been arguing with a buddy of mine about whether riding a motorcycle with a 2 litre bottle of gasoline in your backpack is dangerous. ur friend wears Crocs which is reason enough to 
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Aug 30, 2019 15:26
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Tell him to take a belt sander to a bottle
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Aug 30, 2019 15:27
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numberoneposter posted:i live on a fairly busy street and i want to get an air rifle and loving ping with BBs those loud pipe fuckers, sport cars included, in their stupid half helmets at the stop light with their super loud dipshit noise makers that pass as bikes There's a guy in my neighborhood who has a bike loud enough to set off car alarms, at 6am on a Saturday. One of the few times I've woken up directly into a murderous fury
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Aug 30, 2019 15:27
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And then also to his nards
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Aug 30, 2019 15:28
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Fill a bottle full of your cum and then ask him if he wants to ride around with it strapped to his back.
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Aug 30, 2019 16:24
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What about between your legs? Some Motorcycle gas tanks are made of plastic. Food for thought OP. Cant live your life in fear, makes you a naggy person
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Aug 30, 2019 16:31
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i feel like any crash that would spill the gas would also spill your blood in an equal amount, so it really doesn't matter
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Aug 30, 2019 16:53
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Rutibex posted:i feel like any crash that would spill the gas would also spill your blood in an equal amount, so it really doesn't matter I don’t think blood is flammable.
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Aug 30, 2019 17:11
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read the thread title and thought "drat that dude in Wales is escalating his gimmick quickly"
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Aug 30, 2019 17:19
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Dr. Stab posted:I don’t think blood is flammable. I knew a kid in elementary school who was fully convinced that blood was flammable. His reasoning, in movies people catch on fire so logically it’s cuz blood catches on fire. Also that scene in waterworld where the guy in the gas tank burned to death. Obviously the stuff he was floating on in that raft was blood. No other explanation
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Aug 30, 2019 17:20
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OP, maybe it'd be a good time to ask your friend why he thinks there is a ventilation hole in every gas can ever made.
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Aug 30, 2019 17:32
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it's fine
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Aug 30, 2019 17:40
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Think how many lives we'd save if we just built cars out of 2L soda bottles instead brittle, fragile aluminum and steel smh
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Aug 30, 2019 18:08
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We can rebuild people stronger and better if we replace their limbs and organs with 2L soda bottles. Start with the maimed motorcyclists.
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Aug 30, 2019 18:13
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Strapping the 2L bottle to your back and filling it with gasoline is an elegant and practical solution to the problems inherent in riding. It both acts a light, breathable, and indestructible "armor" for your back in the case of an fall, and is an easy and convenient fuel source for those rides where you've misjudged your gas tanks capacity and find yourself stranded. It's a genius who invented the concept, really.
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Aug 30, 2019 19:22
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If your concern is safety and you're riding a motorcycle you're already doing it wrong.
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Aug 30, 2019 19:39
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Here's what he has to say about some of the responses in this thread: He agrees with the point about the bottle being dissolved by the gasoline but still believes that the structure of the bottle would be strong enough to withstand a crash if it wasn't weakened by the chemical reaction. If the bottle were to leak the backpack would keep the flammable vapours of the gas contained. He says that it is unlikely that the gas would catch on fire in the event of a crash because it "takes a specific air/gas vapour ratio to ignite". He's not worried about the bottle leaking from abrasion on the asphalt because you would be rolling around and not directly sliding on the bottle inside the backpack for any extended period of time.
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Aug 30, 2019 20:34
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OG Algier posted:He's not worried about the bottle leaking from abrasion on the asphalt because you would be rolling around and not directly sliding on the bottle inside the backpack for any extended period of time. Has he never seen people after a motorcycle crash? Does he not have YouTube? Because a lot of em slide like it's a drat skating rink. That's why motorcycle races wear insane tear-proof suits.
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Aug 30, 2019 20:39
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numberoneposter posted:i live on a fairly busy street and i want to get an air rifle and loving ping with BBs those loud pipe fuckers, sport cars included, in their stupid half helmets at the stop light with their super loud dipshit noise makers that pass as bikes I felt this way until I got a loud pipe. I filled it with gas, strapped it to my bike and all my stress went up in smokes.
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Aug 30, 2019 20:43
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gbs but from 2004 posted:heh u changed the words around in the sentence nice bro lmao Are you insinuating it wasn't funny because I thought it was funny and sometimes switching words around is all it takes to make jokes that pokes.
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Aug 30, 2019 20:51
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I feel like something has been overlooked. I'm pretty sure that said container would start to break down with petrol inside it rendering it less durable.
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Aug 30, 2019 21:10
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Who What Now posted:That's why motorcycle races wear insane tear-proof suits. I always wondered what those racers deal with after a crash. Is it just a big bruise from where they slid for a few hundred feet? Do they have a burn from the friction heat of the slide transferring through the clothes?
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Aug 30, 2019 21:25
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big nipples big life posted:maximum loving florida
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