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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

quote:

The idea of connecting sex toys over the internet isn’t new – the idea was first seriously floated on August 17, 1998, when Warren J. Sandvick, Jim W. Hughes, and David Alan Atkinson patented the concept.
...
It’s only since the 1998 patent expired - in August 2018 - that the teledildonics gold rush has really got rolling, with companies such as Kiroo and Mystery Vibe rushing to the market with internet-connected toys.
Why patent an internet controlled buttplug if you're just going to sit on it for 20 years?



:v:



It was owned by a patent troll

Splicer has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Sep 1, 2019

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1168073942571081728

Splicer posted:

Why patent an internet controlled buttplug if you're just going to sit on it for 20 years?



:v:



It was owned by a patent troll

Chuck Tingle's Owned by a Patent Troll's Buttplug starts making sense.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elderly woman killed by 'aggressive rooster' in SA highlights the dangers of varicose veins

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Megatron, no!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1168513820597411844

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Didn't we agree to post no more Lemon Parties? There are many forums much better for that sort of thing.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

So which goon was the rooster and which goon was the elderly woman? Is Lowtax in trouble again?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Please don’t dox forums treasure cumshitter

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Florida woman plastic wraps house to protect from hurricane.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh no! Roy Orbison is trapped inside!

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

By popular demand posted:

Oh no! Roy Orbison is trapped inside!

I appreciate this as much as I appreciate a well groomed terrapin.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

So this is already gone, what was it?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Baron von Eevl posted:

So this is already gone, what was it?

"Bucs coach Bruce Arians is driven by a lifelong desire to please two men"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

Oh no! Roy Orbison is trapped inside!
:perfect:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




digi

I know very well who Roy Orbison is, but... why would Roy Orbison be in a shrink wrapped house in Florida where it's getting rained on :downs:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

digi

I know very well who Roy Orbison is, but... why would Roy Orbison be in a shrink wrapped house in Florida where it's getting rained on :downs:

https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Apologies, I have ceased answering mail personally because of weirdos.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well yeah, dude just wanted to share some tasteful stories on the internet and predictably got harrased by horrible people.

Ps. The Fplus podcast read some of the archive:
Roy Orbison awaits!

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
Roy Orbison Guy was allegedly fakeposting the whole time anyway

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

DoctorWhat posted:

Roy Orbison Guy was allegedly fakeposting the whole time anyway

Yes, but this doesn't make Herr Haarbürste's work any less of a treasure

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Haarbürste means Hairbrush, FYI.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DoctorWhat posted:

Roy Orbison Guy was allegedly fakeposting the whole time anyway

we are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Leader of America's biggest conversion therapy program is........................................................................................................................................................ gay.

However, based on his Instagram he remains a MAGA chud.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Brexit is a farce that just keeps going, the Brits keep stepping on various rakes completely unprompted

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Too bad it's too long for a username, but it could fit in a title.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phlegmish posted:

Brexit is a farce that just keeps going, the Brits keep stepping on various rakes completely unprompted
The Sideshow Bob rake scene except they're Sideshow Bob's rakes and he doesn't even own a lawn.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/yashalevine/status/1169545764533616640?s=20

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
What do we have to etch on a gun to prevent Americans from using them?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Blue Moonlight posted:

What do we have to etch on a gun to prevent Americans from using them?

"Low-fat"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The unabridged second amendment

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Blue Moonlight posted:

What do we have to etch on a gun to prevent Americans from using them?

"Vegan"

I'm pretty sure there's a photoshop thread in there

E:

Splicer posted:

The unabridged second amendment

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be abridged.

Sereri has a new favorite as of 17:13 on Sep 5, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Blue Moonlight posted:

What do we have to etch on a gun to prevent Americans from using them?

The purchase of this gun has given another person access to free health care.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.



For context, Boris Johnson's brother just stepped down as an MP citing conflicts between his family and professional life now that his brother went from MP to PM.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Man opens can of baked beans, finds just a single bean

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

I;m thinking about that Bean

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


That beautiful bean footage.

1 reel, 1 sec. : sound, color ; 16 mm

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