Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Penguin Bacon: Apr 19, 2010

Beet Wagon posted:

FYI I'm doing "going away probeartions" now, I think I've gotten everyone who asked but if you want one now's your chance (or just wait until we get to Games and I'll do it retroactively I guess, whatever)

I am absolutely far too lazy to probate the entire thread so you have to actually tell me you want one though.

I�ll take a crobeartion.

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Iafeth: Jul 17, 2017

Probe me if you dare! :argh:

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 06:50

Koil: Jun 24, 2005; two weeks

do me i have been naughty

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 07:04

Trammel: Dec 31, 2007; .

Probe me, cause I never post anyways.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 07:05

IcarusUpHigh: Dec 20, 2016

It's been emotional.

Probe me Beets!

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 07:45

Agony Aunt: Apr 17, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bananman's real name is Eric Twinge (alias Eric Wimp) and he lives at 29 Acacia Road.

I iz doxxer!

Probe me!

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 07:54

GoingPostal: Jun 1, 2015; I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame

I'm the evil editor who keeps leaving Sandi's scenes on the cutting room floor. Gimme a six in penance.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 07:58

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

poo poo I wake up only to find the Stimpire probations triple every second!

Beet please hit me not with a six hour one but a 6 day one! I deserve it as I only shamefully post in this most holy of threads in SA and also because my posts suck.

e: also, anime is good

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:17

Mangoose: Dec 11, 2007; Come out with your pants down!

I really need a Kayak 6er in remembrance of the best drat space subforum ever

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:18

Pilz: Jul 25, 2016; Grimey Drawer

Mangoose posted:

I really need a Kayak 6er in remembrance of the best drat space subforum ever

Same tbh

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:22

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVU

# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:29

shrach: Jan 10, 2004; daylight ssssaving time

I wonder what was like feeling a probation? I'm been like hollow, death almost all my life.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:31

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 08:37

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:05

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:13

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:13

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:17

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

To interrupt the anime flow I have big news.

The shitter that was by Lesnick's office has finally been unblocked.

Pipelines finally flowing as nature intended.

(Crobear 6'er please)

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:26

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Let Kayak smash me clear over the long on boundary, Beet.
(Cricket speak for 6)

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:43

Sandweed: Sep 7, 2006; All your friends are me.

Hit me with a sexually charged bear.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 09:53

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 10:11

mjotto: Nov 8, 2017

XK posted:

Give it to me, Beet!

He's missing out. Did Beet do that on purpose? What's XK done to not deserve a probearation?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 10:16

Differo Cathedra: Oct 9, 2012; To be honest it was 4AM when I started making the gif and even I don't know what it's supposed to be about by the time I finished it an hour and a few GIS searches later

Please gib probearation. Tia for it and your modding in these dumb and entertaining threads.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 10:35

Sanya Juutilainen: Jun 19, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr.PayDay posted:

Ventilator
2 days ago

�They still have time.

Elite Dangerous came out 14 years after it were anounced.
Duke sequel came after 17 years.
Prey came out 9-10 years after it were anounced.�

Too bad Star Citizen has been announced 22+ years ago.

Back then it was called Freelancer, though.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 10:53

Sanya Juutilainen: Jun 19, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shadowlyger posted:

You know, I'm curious, is this an actual screenshot or is this a photoshop?

It's half-shooped - originally the girls are from different shows and while the Kanon's proportions are a bit off even in the original, it's shopped even further to make it stand out. Kamichama Karin was really off even for kind standards, though.
Originals:
Kanon:

Kamichama Karin:

# ? Sep 3, 2019 11:05

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Star Citizen was a mistake.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 11:21

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Sep 3, 2019 12:27

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

https://twitter.com/commando_tom/status/976516689360834560

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Sep 3, 2019 12:29

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Sep 3, 2019 12:30

Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

Awww did I miss the memorial sixers

Also I just now realized what the forum title was a play on

I just thought it was a good name!

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 12:30