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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sandweed posted:

There will never be another Dead Space :(

This pisses me off.

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Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Shazback posted:

Is there an official recipe for the Hairy Roberts?

Yes.. as we all know from the official site it's 4-4-8-8-8.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Oh, they going to talk more about drunken development?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Tokamak posted:

The mics murdered my ears and then they killed the stream :thumbsup:

Maybe Sandi or Chris pulled the plug because someone actually started answering real questions

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Holy poo poo, every time there is a pic of a female the mouth is open so wide its like watching a snake unhinge its jaw.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Tokamak posted:

The mics murdered my ears and then they killed the stream :thumbsup:



Define "irony": a CIG livestream about Game Development that is plagued by technical issues and has to be terminated before completion

:lol::lol:

Link: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/477635871

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010









The video in question from 2017:

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe
Parp?


Yep, Parp.

Paaaaaaarp.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Get your new fancy spaceship, PLEDGE NOW.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/17204-Origin-890-Jump

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Bargearse posted:

Oh gently caress I just figured out exactly why Sandi Gardiner bothers me so much. She looks way, way too much like my ex girlfriend from like years ago.

Did she ever try to choke you?

Did she claim to have numerous world level skills in business, fashion, marketing, etc.?

Did she stalk your previous baby mama?

If yes to these questions, this is not a coincidence.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014



Bargearse posted:

Oh gently caress I just figured out exactly why Sandi Gardiner bothers me so much. She looks way, way too much like my ex girlfriend from like years ago.


Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
:toot: New space ship available for everyone to buy :shepspends:

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Quavers posted:

:toot: New space ship available for everyone to buy :shepspends:



Just $890! (Game not included*.)

*Or designed

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Neurotic Roleplay posted:

jesus christ how broke is your brain if you keep up with and talk about this dumb loving game. and no, you aren't doing it "ironically"

It's true, this game is like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

They’ve been doing these stupid rear end videos for 7+ years and they still can’t get poo poo right lol.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Page five? Page five!? gently caress you!

This is the first page v3.2. it's alpha! Posting on page 1

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Quavers posted:

:toot: New space ship available for everyone to buy :shepspends:





Why are these all different price points?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

The thread won’t be saved till Jesus page 3800.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
"Kill the broadcast" https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedDignifiedReubenOneHand

rePool
Apr 18, 2019

Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish

$40 off if you use new money? Incredible sale price. Just bought 3.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Why are these all different price points?

Because reasons.

gently caress you give us money for this broken poo poo.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Why are these all different price points?

$890 is new cash only

$950 if you've already bought jpegs and want to swap them into store credit to but different jpegs.

And add sales taxes depending on your country

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Because there are a lot of people in here who are likely new and don't know the full story: All of the ships being posted about in this thread, that you buy right now with real money.... not a single one of them is actually in the game, they were all revealed in 2011 but still cannot be flown yet.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



It's even better in euros with VAT.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Daztek posted:

It's even better in euros with VAT.



These for example are not in the game yet and are 3+ years out from being made available according to the road map.

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time

Any chance the mirificus identity can produce the quote(s) from a backer who forgave all the broken promises whenever a ship was put back on sale but was fine with it all since they never broke the promise about selling this specific one again.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I unironically ironically love Star Citizen

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

monkeytek posted:

Did she ever try to choke you?

Did she claim to have numerous world level skills in business, fashion, marketing, etc.?

Did she stalk your previous baby mama?

If yes to these questions, this is not a coincidence.

Come to think of it, there was some occasional unexplained parping.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



I said come in! posted:

These for example are not in the game yet and are 3+ years out from being made available according to the road map.

Nah, this one's finally ingame

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Daztek posted:

Nah, this one's finally ingame

“in game”

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Combat Theory posted:

Mmmhhhh new car smell for the thread that brought me to SA



Thank you for posting my creation. I lost it when I rebuilt my pc.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
That's a really good OP

Just :lol: that we have SC threads going back 7 years

Ashrik
Feb 9, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
I've been trying to get into The Universe (?) and I'm stuck on a loading screen for Stanton Station (?) for maybe 5 minutes now.

e: Oh there's an update apparently. Still let me launch though.

Ashrik fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Sep 6, 2019

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

DarkDobe posted:

Thank you for posting my creation. I lost it when I rebuilt my pc.

Your work is much appreciated, this is at least a tier 3 gif.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Quavers posted:

:toot: New space ship available for everyone to buy :shepspends:



gently caress me, are you serious

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Ashrik posted:

I've been trying to get into The Universe (?) and I'm stuck on a loading screen for Stanton Station (?) for maybe 5 minutes now.

You're not stuck, you're immersed. If and when the game finally loads, and/or perhaps works, or does not, you're in for a Tier-0 treat.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Pixelate posted:

One of the best Cryengine-in-spaaaace struggles is the 'our ships are underwater!' thing.

quote:

MA: Oh this is a great story. So this happened roughly two years ago before we even launched Arena Commander. And we had our physics programmer John Pritchett, he flew out from Kansas, and we’re working with him trying to get Arena Commander 1 out. Everything was going … sort of working well, and then all of a sudden our ships just started acting weird: it would fly but it would go the wrong way and then you would just stop.

RV: So like our missiles sometimes?

MA: Worse. Actually our missiles were underwater but that’s another story.

Its definitely still happening lmao

Sectopod
Aug 24, 2017

Thronde posted:

Parp?


Yep, Parp.

Paaaaaaarp.

We made it through the parp-singularity and have emerged on the other side of the forums.

Time for more sexy bears.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Fargin Icehole posted:

gently caress me, are you serious

yes, they really are "limited stock"

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Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/890Jump/status/1170012322666033152

Newsweek: 'STAR CITIZEN' DEVS TALK 890 JUMP RELEASE & DESIGNING A PRICEY SUPER YACHT

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