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mystery-solving cat. Likely I would be owned by a sassy young librarian with a nose for trouble.
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I want to invent a chocolate that doesn't kill dogs. No living being should be denied chocolate.
Inventing one thing is not a job.
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I want a job wher I drive a golf cart down a huge hill and then ride a ski lift back up
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i want to be the guy who chooses the genre for games on Steam, because the old one got a different job
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All Hail Big Hairy Mike
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I want to host a game show but there's no prizes and it's not on TV, just outrageous games and giant wheels
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i don't wanna pick the mannequins, i don't wanna pick the clothes on the mannequins, but i do want to get to decide how many extra arms each one gets
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Bee socializer
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life enjoyer
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Postman
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All Princesses are Tyrants
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I would be a movie architect where all you do is stand around well lit studios looking at models and diagrams with your young, sophisicated coworkers while an unbearable sense of sexual tension hangs like a cloud over everyone of us.
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...Starring Kevin Costner!
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hello i would like to be a mothra i would be just & ethical in my massive destruction of 1/30th scale cities please do
I want to invent a chocolate that doesn't kill dogs. No living being should be denied chocolate.
i have been thinking recent that when a queen ant bites off her own wings in must be like the most satisfying zit pop of all time combined with eating the finest of steaks to her perspective
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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I found my kendo stick, bitch!
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I'm a Licensed Cat Petter. They pay me six figures to kinda go wherever and if I see cats, I pet the cats. Maybe give them a couple of treats if I have some.
I'm also allowed to pet dogs, but if there's a Licensed Dog Petter in the area I don't wanna encroach on his business, and vice versa.
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telling dogs that they are good (/handsome/sweet/the bestest/etc) bois and gals and then getting to pet and play with and give treats to them all
i think i should be on at least 6 figures for this important work
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Professional Duane
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008 because ur just always on retainer and i assume u sitll do the same cool stuff drive cars drink and see gadgets now that i think about it its kind of like my life now but instead of Q's wacky gadgets im mostly looking at corona beach towels and twisty straws at spencers gifts
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you guys seem the last starfighter?
i wanna be a last starfighter.
You're gonna have to wait a bit.
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A dream warrior. I battle the nightmares for all mankind. Obviously I'll have to sleep a lot but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. In the line of duty.
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