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Seems like a growing theory on r/teslamotors is that tesla scheduled track time months ago but under a different name for some reason. Sure, why not?
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 17:28 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:00 |
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Teslanon
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 17:32 |
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While you idiots were bickering, Ol Musky boy actually got out there and did it. The Porsche was Taycan its time.
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 17:44 |
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Bulgakov posted:because this is 2019 elon is gonna put some shlub behind the wheel of a model s, who against all the odds will kamikaze down the track and only due to pure luck somehow not have smashed into the sides or rolled it over taking a turn poorly or etc and end up accidentally crushing all the other records because thats the one of all possible worlds where the car didn't explode while doing a 1080 through the air into france Counterpoint: https://youtu.be/y4wclifegQI
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 18:00 |
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Genderfluent posted:Seems like a growing theory on r/teslamotors is that tesla scheduled track time months ago but under a different name for some reason. Sure, why not? who told them that? Nintendo uncle or Canada girlfriend?
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 18:10 |
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Also Musk is tied for first with Bezos for “Most innovative business leader” in their most recent top 100 listicle
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 18:12 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:who told them that? Nintendo uncle or Canada girlfriend? Nintendo girlfriend, obviously
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 18:24 |
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Does the Ring have a supercharger halfway through?
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 19:26 |
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a second Tesla performs in-race refuelling https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1170264393801592832 2 days later and elon's changed his tune for some reason?? baka kaba has issued a correction as of 19:38 on Sep 7, 2019 |
# ? Sep 7, 2019 19:34 |
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baka kaba posted:a second Tesla performs in-race refuelling aw this is boring wtf
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 19:48 |
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I was curious as to what the current best time around the ring was for ANY Tesla and either I completely suck at Google (likely) or there hasn’t been one.
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 19:54 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:I was curious as to what the current best time around the ring was for ANY Tesla and either I completely suck at Google (likely) or there hasnt been one. i don't think there's been an official tesla lap, but there's this orange sky posted:I mean, some guy already did 8:50. I don't know if it's the 20.6km lap, but it's not bad for an amateur, maybe a pro can cut a minute to it?
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 20:00 |
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# ? Sep 7, 2019 21:10 |
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Edit: oh dang, the article is months old, it probably came up then. Sorry https://cleantechnica.com/2019/07/16/how-did-a-nissan-leaf-beat-a-tesla-model-s-in-a-race/ quote:I know that not everybody has the time to watch an entire 30-minute video, so I’ll give a quick summary and tell you some key points in the video to skip to. There is one catch: quote:Before any fanboys start crying in the comments, I want to point something important out. This is a race between a 2019 Nissan EV and a 2014 or 2015 Tesla. Obviously, it wasn’t a fair fight at all from the standpoint of comparing the manufacturers.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 03:32 |
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The thing I hate about cars is that, after 4-5 years of hard driving, the gas tank doesn't hold as much gas anymore.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 04:01 |
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Cojawfee posted:The thing I hate about cars is that, after 4-5 years of hard driving, the gas tank doesn't hold as much gas anymore. Now that they're electric, people think cars are like cellphones
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 04:08 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1170401244310949888?s=20 So, April E: btw lol I'll give you one guess as to why he's planning it in November
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 07:15 |
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orange sky posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1170401244310949888?s=20 No shave November?
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 07:19 |
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TheDon01 posted:No shave November? Q3 earnings
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 07:27 |
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orange sky posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1170401244310949888?s=20 Cold air to help cool the battery.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 07:36 |
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uvar posted:There is one catch: i love how they specifically point out a 2019 model s would beat a 2019 leaf, which somehow means tesla is so far ahead? or the model s is much more expensive and performance focused?
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 14:03 |
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Here's a good writeup on why Audi/Porsche/whoever don't have the range of Teslas with a breakdown of how big boy car manufacturers manage battery cooling and lifequote:Take, for instance, the cooling system. The E-Tron individually monitors and cools individual battery pack modules to keep them between 74-95 degrees Fahrenheit. If one of them has a problem, you can also replace a module without having to mess with the whole pack. quote:But a 5kWh battery difference doesn’t nearly explain a 166-mile range deficit. Cooling, aerodynamics and weight obviously contribute, but the biggest factor is that Audi does not let you access the full battery. The E-Tron automatically walls off 12 percent of its battery, leaving you with an 83.6 kWh usable pack.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 14:13 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Essentially, traditional manufacturers have customers that are less likely to accept drive unit failures, battery replacements and quality concerns that Tesla early adopters often write off as a small price to pay for a car from the future. And, without the sort of growth-is-everything valuation of a Silicon Valley tech firm, Volkswagen’s shareholders are less likely to tolerate stratospheric warranty costs. they won't love their car
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 14:52 |
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A BATTERY PACK THAT ISN'T JUST A BAZINGA (a number equalling around 20,000) OF CHEAPLY MADE CELLS GLUED TOGETHER??
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 16:32 |
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I love the look on people’s faces when I explain it’s just vape batteries taped together, there’s no actual innovation or anything
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 16:43 |
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the innovation was making a bunch of vape batteries taped together into a usable power source for a vehicle, in a way that doesn't always result in combustion it was pretty good, 15 years ago. now, less so.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 16:46 |
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Bedshaped posted:A BATTERY PACK THAT ISN'T JUST A BAZINGA (a number equalling around 20,000) OF CHEAPLY MADE CELLS GLUED TOGETHER?? I was going to ask what this was a picture of but the url explained it lmaoooooo
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:01 |
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motortrend did a teardown if you'd like to see more
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:07 |
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It's a bit bazinga in places quote:Tesla nails the Silicon Valley electrical/electronics engineering better than any current competitor Munro has studied, and his team has scrutinized all the leaders. There’s also abundant and impressive innovation in this car. quote:Clearly Tesla employs a lot of savvy electrical engineers. Its electronic computing circuitry ranks somewhere between that of a cellphone and a Mars mission in terms of sophistication. “The controllers are much, much more advanced than anything we’ve seen, and they’re all in one location,”
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:45 |
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Martin Tripp's teardown was the best imo
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:45 |
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jre posted:It's a bit bazinga in places the charging circuit is fine. Not that is does an innovative job or anything but a silicon valley tech company was able to design, and produce a very competent PCB, and populate it with components. They also designed a pretty nice ipad interface. These are the exact two things a silicon valley tech company would be expected to do well. If they stuck to ipad interfaces and charging circuits for 3rd party vehicles Tesla would be a real competitor because they could have slowly siphoned auto manufacturing knowledge from EVERY car company they supplied. Instead they went all in on their own garbage. bought the NUMMI plant, stripped it bare, and produce 1/8th the cars per month that GM and Toyota were able to produce there in 1995 (they were building 6000/week at one point) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NUMMI This is how competent manufacturers build a production line, two competitors actually team up because they both realise the other has strengths they lack. Tesla will never have this humility with Musk at the helm lmao could you imagine? We haven't even seen manufacturers team up to make a killer EV yet. bring back old gbs has issued a correction as of 17:57 on Sep 8, 2019 |
# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:49 |
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I agree. They should have looked into what other niche companies do. Take a look at Williams F1 team. They used to be king of poo poo mountain but now they really suck. But they stay afloat because they have a whole engineering division where they create things for other companies to make money. Same thing for McLaren. They race and they sell cars, but they also have an applied technology division that sells their expertise to various companies. I'm sure there are plenty of really smart people at Tesla and Musk should be leveraging their expertise and selling things to other companies instead of putting all their eggs into making lovely cars.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:28 |
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jre posted:It's a bit bazinga in places "Mars missions" do not have controllers all in one spot for redundancy and the computing power of a Mars mission is going to be significantly less than any individual processor inside a tesla. Saying its somewhere between a cell phone and a mars mission indiciates that they have no idea what goes into cell phones or mars missions.
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:44 |
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Cojawfee posted:I agree. They should have looked into what other niche companies do. Take a look at Williams F1 team. They used to be king of poo poo mountain but now they really suck. But they stay afloat because they have a whole engineering division where they create things for other companies to make money. Same thing for McLaren. They race and they sell cars, but they also have an applied technology division that sells their expertise to various companies. I'm sure there are plenty of really smart people at Tesla and Musk should be leveraging their expertise and selling things to other companies instead of putting all their eggs into making lovely cars. lmao at "should" The investors demand Tesla to be just the way it is
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:55 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:lmao at "should" for a while the investors have demanded tesla do whatever elon wants. if he had wanted something sane like that, they might have went for it
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 19:10 |
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my cellphone's electronic computing circuitry ranks somewhere between that of a cellphone and a Mars mission in terms of sophistication
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 19:27 |
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Just found Elon's sockpuppet Twitter account even posts like him. (yeah, just a fanboy/paid for shill) The user has been idle for years, then goes on a Tesla posting frenzy in the last few days. https://twitter.com/italianmaster/with_replies Jamsta has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Sep 8, 2019 |
# ? Sep 8, 2019 19:55 |
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https://electrek.co/2019/09/07/tesla-battery-cell-last-1-million-miles-robot-taxis/ "Tesla battery researcher unveils new cell that could last 1 million miles in ‘robot taxis’"
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 20:38 |
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I don't understand the obsession with loving taxis of all possible modes of transportation
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 20:50 |
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it means you don’t have to drive nor interact with anyone else
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# ? Sep 8, 2019 20:53 |