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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My parents didn't decide to finally get cable until 2007, by which point I'd already learned how to find free hardcore porn some time ago. Skinamax was pretty lame in comparison.

It seems hilarious now that things wheeled back around to prestige tv being full of nudity. The Outer Limits had extended episodes on Showtime that added nudity, the first episode of SG-1 had tits in it. Now all the "prestige" tv has tits and dicks in it. They probably don't need them, but they're there so why not.

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Softcore didn't seem bad at all when you were a kid who was used to surviving on Silk Stalkings reruns.

TMI?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Basebf555 posted:

Softcore didn't seem bad at all when you were a kid who was used to surviving on Silk Stalkings reruns.

TMI?

I always lived for free Skinimax weekends. I saw Poison Ivy 2 about 10 times.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Basebf555 posted:

Softcore didn't seem bad at all when you were a kid who was used to surviving on Silk Stalkings reruns.

TMI?

Baywatch my friend.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Love to click on the thread about DVDs and learn about the masturbation habits of goons when they were teenagers.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Alec Eiffel posted:

Love to click on the thread about DVDs and learn about the masturbation habits of goons when they were teenagers.
Who said anything about masturbating? We're appreciating this material on a whole different level than you plebe. Good day.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I can't believe I even have to say this...

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Alec Eiffel posted:

Love to click on the thread about DVDs and learn about the masturbation habits of goons when they were teenagers.

You're right it should be physical media. My dad's VHS copy of Lifeforce made me a man.

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
Don't we talk about vinegar syndrome? Surely, they must have released some of these movies on Blu-ray, right?

Also, the signal that cable companies sent out was called an electric bullet. I would like to learn more about how it works, since I'm just curious about the specifics.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Cemetry Gator posted:

Also, the signal that cable companies sent out was called an electric bullet. I would like to learn more about how it works, since I'm just curious about the specifics.
Reddit says it was just a de-auth signal sent over a frequency that caused a bunch of boxes to deauth.

The really insidious one was the DirecTV/satellite version. It was junk code part of the monthly auth refreshes for like a year. Then one update compiled it all and it turned out to be a box killer code that instantly killed a shitload of black boxes.

FancyMike
May 7, 2007

https://www.shoutfactory.com/product/big-trouble-in-little-china-collector-s-edition?product_id=7245
https://www.shoutfactory.com/product/big-trouble-in-little-china-limited-edition-steelbook-lithograph-vinyl?product_id=7249

Shout Factory just announced a new 2 disc release of Big Trouble in Little China. Dec 3, there's also a steelbook, and an extra expensive set with a 7" record and bigger slipcase. No news on extras yet.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Cemetry Gator posted:

Don't we talk about vinegar syndrome? Surely, they must have released some of these movies on Blu-ray, right?

I really couldn't tell you if they did anything from the 90's PPV era, since I think a lot of that stuff was done in video. Earlier this year they released Cold of the Night and Party Line, which both fit the early 90's Skinimax mold. I thought Party Line was pretty decent.

Cemetry Gator posted:

Also, the signal that cable companies sent out was called an electric bullet. I would like to learn more about how it works, since I'm just curious about the specifics.

As an adult I'm pretty sure that was a myth, because it seems like something that would magically kill a cable stealing box, would also kill a legitimate cable box.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Speaking of VS, they just announced Unmasked Part 25 on Blu-ray and teased their first ever horror themed box set:

https://twitter.com/dawnofthediscs/status/1171149943496724480

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

It's on Youtube. Looks pretty wacky... and British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-rtoongCo

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Somebody get this guy an account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnAvPpBpROI

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

These next level jokers are always the same. They've never seen a movie they didn't want to buy, and definitely never bought a movie they didn't want to buy more than once.

oneforthevine
Sep 25, 2015


I say this with all due respect, and with the caveat that Ishtar is one of my favorite films:

I can’t imagine proudly displaying this much middlebrow dogshit.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

oneforthevine posted:

I say this with all due respect, and with the caveat that Ishtar is one of my favorite films:

I can’t imagine proudly displaying this much middlebrow dogshit.

When ever I see one of these mega collections the perons never has any taste. Also, lol at him having loving UMDs. If you took out all the redunant copies of movies either from different formats for in stupid plastic heads or whatever, this guy would probably have a smaller collection than anyone posting in this thread and probably nowhere near as interesting.

He has at least six copies of Ready Player One, Jesus loving Christ. What a loser. There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of useless poo poo in there. Even if you can afford to spend that kind of money there are so many better things you can do with it.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Sep 10, 2019

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CPL593H posted:

He has at least six copies of Ready Player One, Jesus loving Christ. What a loser. There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of useless poo poo in there. Even if you can afford to spend that kind of money there are so many better things you can do with it.

Ready Player One is definitely a red flag movie. Like I could excuse it if a misguided relative gave it to someone as a gift or if it was part of some radio station prize pack, but I definitely will never trust the taste of anyone who bought a copy of it for themselves. Hell I'll almost even allow it as a blind buy movie, although that comes with it's own host of taste problems.

People like him just hoover up any movie out there just because they don't have it yet, that's called hoarding. Right now I'm trying to figure out what to do with the currently handful of DVDs I've upgraded to Blu and UHD.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
There's no way that guy enjoys movies. He might have convinced himself he does to justify all that crap.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
I follow some folks on instagram who have big collections and they will just buy any old poo poo. "Look at these pickups I got today, I'm so excited!" and they're like 10 copies of bad romcoms from the 90s or DTV children's cartoons.

I have a big collection but it's a fraction of what that guy has, and at this point I've limited myself to mostly only buying stuff from boutique labels. Bargain bin crap is not appealing to me at all.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

gey muckle mowser posted:

I follow some folks on instagram who have big collections and they will just buy any old poo poo. "Look at these pickups I got today, I'm so excited!" and they're like 10 copies of bad romcoms from the 90s or DTV children's cartoons.

Again it's just buying poo poo for the sake of buying it. I doubt people like that even watch most of that crap. They shovel those DTV children's cartoons out by the truckload, and I can look at the cover and see that if I had kids I'd have no desire to even consider buying that garbage for them.
They're in the $5 to $15 range, and kids are dumb as hell, so they're everywhere every week.

gey muckle mowser posted:

I have a big collection but it's a fraction of what that guy has, and at this point I've limited myself to mostly only buying stuff from boutique labels. Bargain bin crap is not appealing to me at all.

:same:

I'll usually poke around in the upper layer of most bargain bins for a minute or two, but it's super rare that I'll find anything I want. I think the actual last thing I bought out of a bargain bin was a Blu Ray of Harry and the Hendersons about 2 years ago.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea I mean the entire reason I collect movies is so that I'll have movies to watch. I enjoy having a shelf with the movies on it so I can look over them and choose something, but still this is all in the service of the main activity, which is actually watching a movie. I have close to 300 blu rays and I've watched every single one of them at least once. I don't just buy something so I can put it on the shelf forget about it.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I still think about that one dude whose massive collection had a Jena Malone section

Like, the shelf was labelled for it

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


These weirdos are the ones keeping the world from going full streaming and we should be thanking them for it. From a distance, of course.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

Again it's just buying poo poo for the sake of buying it. I doubt people like that even watch most of that crap.

Hell, I have a small record cabinet half-full of Blus and they're probably about 1/3 unwatched. I cut myself off from buying anything new unless it's an absolute must-have.

e: And, yes, I must have the ShoutScream Factory Dracula '79. Which I can justify because 90% of the Blus I have I bought for less than $6.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Sep 10, 2019

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

feedmyleg posted:

Hell, I have a small record cabinet half-full of Blus and they're probably about 1/3 unwatched. I cut myself off from buying anything new unless it's an absolute must-have.

e: And, yes, I must have the ShoutScream Factory Dracula '79. Which I can justify because 90% of the Blus I have I bought for less than $6.

I'll admit that I have a pile of unwatched blus that I bought during the various sales this year, it's actually gotten pretty small now, I should be caught up in the next 1-3 weeks depending on how much time I have available. On the other hand, I assume that neither of us are buying 3 copies of Good Luck Chuck because Best Buy and Walmart have different exclusive Steelbooks and Target comes with a Dane Cook Funko Pop

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

I'll admit that I have a pile of unwatched blus that I bought during the various sales this year, it's actually gotten pretty small now, I should be caught up in the next 1-3 weeks depending on how much time I have available. On the other hand, I assume that neither of us are buying 3 copies of Good Luck Chuck because Best Buy and Walmart have different exclusive Steelbooks and Target comes with a Dane Cook Funko Pop

Yea I mean the point there is that you bought those movies with the intent to watch them, and you will eventually. Not the same thing as spending money on duplicate copies of the same movie or going on some quest to own every single movie ever made even if you know you don't like half of them and will never watch them.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I didn't notice any Criterions in this massive pile of garbage or anything from a boutique label. The only Criterion he had was The Princess Bride, which is not a bad movie or anything but holy poo poo what a boring choice considering their catalog.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

CPL593H posted:

I didn't notice any Criterions in this massive pile of garbage or anything from a boutique label. The only Criterion he had was The Princess Bride, which is not a bad movie or anything but holy poo poo what a boring choice considering their catalog.

I did notice a blu ray of Daddy's Home next to a UHD of Daddy's Home.

e: Okay there's an Arrow section.

Modus Pwnens fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Sep 10, 2019

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I’m burning a few bare bones DVDs I have to the computer as MKV files to make room for a few more Blus on my shelf and this guy has big-rear end Predator heads. Hmm...

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Alec Eiffel posted:

I’m burning a few bare bones DVDs I have to the computer as MKV files to make room for a few more Blus on my shelf and this guy has big-rear end Predator heads. Hmm...

I'm definitely jealous of someone having that kind of space and the money to burn to be able to basically have no limits to your collection. If I had a house with a nice finished basement I'd probably be going that route too but I wouldn't have like, 4 nearly identical copies of Fight Club right next to each other taking up space on the wall.

I actually had that kind of situation come up recently where I bought the Ghostbusters UHD steelbook and I already had the blu ray release from a few years ago. Sorry old blu ray, you get pulled off the shelf and put into storage because I'm not having two copies of Ghostbusters taking up space just because they have different packaging.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Been thinking about throwing my Blu-ray of Fight Club into the case for the really good 2-disc DVD

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Iron Crowned posted:

As an adult I'm pretty sure that was a myth, because it seems like something that would magically kill a cable stealing box, would also kill a legitimate cable box.

I read about it in the New York Times. That's why I'm curious how it works, if they did something where the chip could easily be shorted out without impacting the rest of the electronics or what have you.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Basebf555 posted:

If I had a house with a nice finished basement I'd probably be going that route too

Basebf555 posted:

but I wouldn't have like, 4 nearly identical copies of Fight Club right next to each other taking up space on the wall.

These two statements are contradictory. In order to have a collection that large it's gotta be filled with absolute trash.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Sure I've seen Fight Club, but I've never seen it after taking the DVD out of a plastic crate that looks like a bar of soap.

edit: For the money that guy wastes on that garbage he could probably set up a home theater with loving film prints. Or at the very least use all that space to have a nice home theater system instead of a moderately priced tv crammed three feet away from the couch.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Sep 10, 2019

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'll be honest, I'm kinda glad that the heyday of special editions that come in a limited edition deluxe package that will never fit on a standard shelf is over. It's frustrating as hell when I have to try to make something fit in my shelving and nope, now I can't have everything truly alphabetical anymore, because now I have to store this Homer Simpson clamshell somewhere that it will fit, making the awkward an awkward jump between seasons 5 and 7.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

CPL593H posted:

Sure I've seen Fight Club, but I've never seen it after taking the DVD out of a plastic crate that looks like a bar of soap.

edit: For the money that guy wastes on that garbage he could probably set up a home theater with loving film prints. Or at the very least use all that space to have a nice home theater system instead of a moderately priced tv crammed three feet away from the couch.

Yea that's true actually. A mid-size t.v. pushed way up close to the couch is what my set-up is like but I have no money and live in a lovely apartment.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Iron Crowned posted:

I'll be honest, I'm kinda glad that the heyday of special editions that come in a limited edition deluxe package that will never fit on a standard shelf is over.


I'll still see these babies kinda scattered around used stores wedged into random places like easter eggs because where the gently caress can you store 'em?

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Parallax
Jan 14, 2006


there's something cool about this but not in any way this guy intended it to be. instead it's just an interesting piece showcasing all the absolutely dumb poo poo companies do to try and sell this worthless crap to people. it's like someone with an enormous comic book collection in their basement but all they have on display is hologram and gimmick covers from the 90s boom

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