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Everyone read that 500 page breakdown of the transformers movies that cinema d made
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Sep 11, 2019 00:03
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quote:This former A- list singer/possible murder suspect says she is sober, but it sure didn't look that way the other day. Maybe prescription pills? That way she can say they are required? https://twitter.com/GinaLawriw/status/1171560606887030784
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Sep 11, 2019 00:29
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Clayface is a much more interesting villain than the Joker.
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Sep 11, 2019 01:51
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I love Kanye West and Post Malone. pls help
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Sep 11, 2019 02:15
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Bert Roberge posted:Clayface is a much more interesting villain than the Joker. i would watch the hell out of a batman movie w/ clayface as the villain.
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Sep 11, 2019 02:49
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Office Commando posted:i would watch the hell out of a batman movie w/ clayface as the villain. A body horror clayface movie would be really good and be impossible to get funding for.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:20
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Bert Roberge posted:A body horror clayface movie would be really good and be impossible to get funding for. Just watch The Thing again.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:36
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Zeroisanumber posted:Just watch The Thing again. But not the prequel.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:38
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the best part of the entertainment i consume is that, when correctly interpreted, it also supports my political opinions
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Sep 11, 2019 06:45
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I watch crap. I just watched the Hobbit trilogy and thought it was ok. I used to like How I Met Your Mother. The show I'm most excited about is Murder House Renovation.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:49
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it's all the CIA op
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Sep 11, 2019 06:58
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Uncle Wemus posted:Everyone read that 500 page breakdown of the transformers movies that cinema d made this thread is still public by the way no one archives anything in cined https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 i should warn you that terry van feleday is a known autist russian female and we cant rule out the possibility that putin hand picked her to spread sedition among innocent easily seduced goons about our lord and savior optimus prime
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Sep 11, 2019 07:01
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Zeroisanumber posted:I watch crap. I just watched the Hobbit trilogy and thought it was ok. I used to like How I Met Your Mother. The show I'm most excited about is Murder House Renovation.  but all those formulaic Canadian sci fi shows, I love them even though I know how bad they are, give me another season of dark matter, get Netflix to uncancel travellers, just inject it right into my brain
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Sep 11, 2019 07:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI Stan Rogers was pretty much overtly racist, but his songs are so catchy. He's mostly remembering for dying in a fire on a plane.
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Sep 11, 2019 07:06
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Sports are fascist
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Sep 11, 2019 07:06
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D.Ork Bimboolean posted:Sports are fascist
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Sep 11, 2019 07:12
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Probably Magic posted:Rogue One rocks because it's about joining Al-Qaeda. It's also about how we're all going to die for nothing and it owns
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Sep 11, 2019 07:47
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Sep 11, 2019 07:55
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remember when hollywood tried to make catwoman a franchise with halle berry and decided that what catwoman really needed was a bizarre half naked dominatrix outfit with cat ears that bore almost no similarity to the way the character was popularly perceived most of the women centered movie ideas during hollywoods last woke phase were so amazingly bad its an open question whether the people making the movies really were that stupid or if they were trying to tank the idea of women led blockbusters on purpose
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Sep 11, 2019 08:03
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Some Guy TT posted:remember when hollywood tried to make catwoman a franchise with halle berry and decided that what catwoman really needed was a bizarre half naked dominatrix outfit with cat ears that bore almost no similarity to the way the character was popularly perceived The sad thing is Netflix would've endorsed that poo poo if they had waited a few years.
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Sep 11, 2019 08:07
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Sep 11, 2019 08:10
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Telephones posted:I love Kanye West and Post Malone. pls help i hate how good Kanye is someone get htat man some zoloft
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Sep 11, 2019 08:44
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Ace of Baes posted:it's all the CIA op just because it's propoganda doesn't mean it isn't art
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Sep 11, 2019 09:12
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One early episode of Jack Ryan begins with a Syrian father out in the boonies teaching his son to wash up, to pray, to take care of his grandfather, and then they share a tender moment as he drives away on a motorcycle As the man gets a few miles out from the city, the motorcycle is then blown up in an instant, and we're made to understand that he was killed by drone strike. The drone operator is slipped a one dollar bill by his partner for a "good shoot", and he folds it reluctantly. The operator is clearly suffering some kind of emotional trauma from this work, and we see one wall of his apartment covered in individual one dollar bills, numbering what must be in the hundreds. He takes all of them down and heads to the local casino to spend it all ... except he ends up winning bTig at the roulette table, and that makes him feel even worse Some lady at the same table starts hitting on him, and they eventually hook up, except it turns out she's married, and he gets beaten up by her husband when they're discovered And that's the context in which he shows up to the drone facility the next day with a black eye and fat lip, at which point, his partner "jokes" about him getting beat up by a "tranny" that he must have tried to pick up. he whole point of this mini-arc is supposed to make us feel like A. drone pilots suffer from PTSD also, and B. the Syrian child we saw at the beginning of the episode is now without a father, and THAT'S SAD But it's never questioned whether America should be doing any of this in the first place. ___ Much later on in the season, the wife of the Syrian Bad Guy runs away from their estate after discovering that he's been working with and training Islamist radicals. She takes the kids with her, and enlists the help of a sympathetic uncle. They get discovered by the husband's goons, the uncle is killed trying to help them escape, and then the wife is assaulted, and is heavily implied that she's about to be raped. This is when the camera pans out to inform the viewer that they've been watched by that same drone operator we met earlier this entire time. The operator makes a snap decision to fire a missile without getting prior authorization, and manages to target the Hellfire missile in such a way that the Islamist militiaman assaulting the wife is the only one hit and killed by the missile, without significantly harming the woman. The woman escapes the dead man's clutches, runs over to her children, and continues the journey. The operator sees all this, and it's heavily implied by the look on his face and the swelling music that this was a redemptive moment for him. He did something good, for once.
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Sep 11, 2019 09:17
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gradenko_2000 posted:One early episode of Jack Ryan begins with a Syrian father out in the boonies teaching his son to wash up, to pray, to take care of his grandfather, and then they share a tender moment as he drives away on a motorcycle 
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Sep 11, 2019 09:20
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Some Guy TT posted:im assuming we all just want to yell about how our cartoons arent communist enough i dont think anyone really cares about spoilers the new Dark Crystal series on Netflix could easily be read as Marxist allegory, but I don't think it's necessarily intentional the way, say, Little Witch Academia is. The Dark Crystal show is good, folks. "Age of Resistance" is a bad title, but the show is good.
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Sep 11, 2019 09:38
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:the new Dark Crystal series on Netflix could easily be read as Marxist allegory, but I don't think it's necessarily intentional the way, say, Little Witch Academia is.
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Sep 11, 2019 10:07
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Some Guy TT posted:this thread is still public by the way no one archives anything in cined optimus prime: super fraud
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Sep 11, 2019 10:12
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i thought Transformers was dogshit in the 80s and its dogshit today the only watchable one was Beast Wars and that was only because of Dinobot
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Sep 11, 2019 10:15
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ill have you know that the solo bumblebee movie rejuvenated the franchise by giving it the one thing the michael bay movies lacked but crucially needed gratutious pop culture references to the eighties
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Sep 11, 2019 10:21
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Star Wars is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, selfie-obsession is fascist, British soap-operas are fascist, sci-fi is generally fascist, ironic detachment is fascist, porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'. this
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Sep 11, 2019 10:25
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Some Guy TT posted:remember when hollywood tried to make catwoman a franchise with halle berry and decided that what catwoman really needed was a bizarre half naked dominatrix outfit with cat ears that bore almost no similarity to the way the character was popularly perceived the era where hollywood adaptations of nerd poo poo were all made with a strong sense of embarassment and shame at the source material kicked rear end
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Sep 11, 2019 10:27
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i miss the days when superhero movies were self consciously stupid and all the people involved realized there was nothing they could do to change that so they just hammed it up at every opportunity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZl69yk5lEY todays ironically stupid superhero movies are just obnoxious as all hell because they still expect us to switch gears and start crying at a moments notice because the vague father figure that made sarcastic quips just heroically sacrificed himself over contrived bullshit
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Sep 11, 2019 11:02
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i started watching the jack ryan series and one cool thing that's happening now is that the bad guys in poo poo like this are victims of the american empire, but must still be defeated anyways. like the villain saw most of his family get blown the gently caress up by us planes in 83 and i guess now he wants revenge? i'm supposed to not sympathize with him? there's a scene in episode 2 where some cia higher-up is like "he's got the same motivation as the rest of them: death to the west, create a new caliphate" and like... that's not a motivation, that's a goal. and jim from the office just sits there dumbly and goes "i think... he's different..."
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Sep 11, 2019 11:03
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Farm Frenzy posted:the era where hollywood adaptations of nerd poo poo were all made with a strong sense of embarassment and shame at the source material kicked rear end actually the 90s sucked
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Sep 11, 2019 11:04
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Serf posted:i started watching the jack ryan series and one cool thing that's happening now is that the bad guys in poo poo like this are victims of the american empire, but must still be defeated anyways. like the villain saw most of his family get blown the gently caress up by us planes in 83 and i guess now he wants revenge? i'm supposed to not sympathize with him? London Has Fallen is a deeply fascist movie where the main bad guy is an arms dealer, but also his whole family was wiped out by a US drone bombing his daughter's wedding. At the end he's taken out in Yemen, also by a drone bombing, and debris spews across a busy street full of people minding their own business. This is supposed to be the triumph of the movie.
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Sep 11, 2019 11:09
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poop culture
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Sep 11, 2019 11:11
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also jack ryan is the most mary sue rear end character ever. he's a former marine and lone survivor type who got out, became a doctor of computers or money or some poo poo, went to wall street but quit because he's too "moral" and then joined the loving cia. and despite being some goober who sits behind a computer and tracks financial transactions he's totally buff and will kick "terrorist" rear end. every time someone calls him "doctor ryan" i can't help but laugh
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Sep 11, 2019 11:20
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Some Guy TT posted:i miss the days when superhero movies were self consciously stupid and all the people involved realized there was nothing they could do to change that so they just hammed it up at every opportunity This is one reason why Legends of Tomorrow has been such a breath of fresh air.
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