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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Horse dead.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is this.. is this a mike pence reference?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is this.. is this a mike pence reference?

No, the implication is people are beating a dead horse, not beating to it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Dameius posted:

But then how do they turn the wheel and keeo their eyes on the road.

Poor binky, thought of drifting and died.

Edit: wait we talking centaurs not horses. Whatever it stands.
The Horsenberg effect is that a horse driving a car doesn't know where they are or how fast they are going

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Paladinus posted:

Horse dead.

so what

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Yes, but what about the Heisencat's Semicertainty Clause? I hear it's all the rage these days.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

you're definitely a quantum buzzkill

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bonk foam just makes me think of those foam adventure people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Inceltown posted:

Bonk foam just makes me think of those foam adventure people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

making suits to bonk in

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i still don't know what a horse is

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i still don't know what a horse is

It's a camel designed by a different, better committee.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Why can’t you enjoy your wrong nerd poo poo

I must know

YOU MUST TELL ME

IM HOOTIN AND HONKIN AND HOLLERIN AND SLAPPING MY rear end. IM STRETCHING MY FLACCID EMBARASSMENT FOR ALL TO BEHOLD. MY BUTTOCKS CLAP IN A LOOSE AND UNGAINLY WAY WITH MY RHYTHMIC MOVEMENTS just chill and enjoy it man

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Wrong Ctrl+v, sorry

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Well yeah because the box isn't open so how do you know there's even a cat in there? It could be a horse.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i still don't know what a horse is

It's a self-driving car that needs no gas. Kind of like a Tesla.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i still don't know what a horse is

horses also do not know what horses are

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who the hell are you people

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong.
Plus you don't know if they've overcharged you until you open the bill.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Everybody please, respect this dude who is trying to set us all straight. He knows his quantum poo poo.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Everybody please, respect this dude who is trying to set us all straight. He knows his quantum poo poo.

Is that just a fancy term for a shart?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
We should not respect people who choose to have low fiber diets.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Seems kind of like Schroedinger's post huh?

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i'm a horse irl

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
NOBODY POST ABOUT a * t s

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

freeedr posted:

Why can’t you enjoy your wrong nerd poo poo

I must know

YOU MUST TELL ME

IM HOOTIN AND HONKIN AND HOLLERIN AND SLAPPING MY rear end. IM STRETCHING MY FLACCID EMBARASSMENT FOR ALL TO BEHOLD. MY BUTTOCKS CLAP IN A LOOSE AND UNGAINLY WAY WITH MY RHYTHMIC MOVEMENTS just chill and enjoy it man

Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHPSD6GYxo

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Splicer posted:

The Horsenberg effect is that a horse driving a car doesn't can either know where they are or how fast they are going but never both

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Poor old Freckles, thought about an ant in a box with an isotope and some poison and may have died.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
A cop pulls Horsenberg over and says “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” and Horsenberg says nothing because he’s a horse

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Pirate Radar posted:

A cop pulls Horsenberg over and says “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” and Horsenberg says nothing because he’s a horse

"I am the one who clops"

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

small bird pudding posted:

Is that just a fancy term for a shart?

Schrodinger's Scat

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

slinkimalinki posted:

"I am the one who clops"

Sir, this is a McDonalds drive-through.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Schrodinger's Scat

:five:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Dareon posted:

Sir, this is a McDonalds drive-through.

Do you mean, Los Pollos Hermanos?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who the hell are you people
I know what thread I'm in and how fast I'm posting the rest is kind of guesswork

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Splicer posted:

I know what thread I'm in and how fast I'm posting the rest is kind of guesswork

poo poo posting at the speed of light.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

KungFu Grip posted:



Piranha Pants

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Dameius posted:

poo poo posting at the speed of light.

I wanna make a supersonic goon out of you!

Don't ban me!
Don't ban me!
Ooh ooh ooh!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Denim denim denim

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

purple death ray posted:

"I'm getting a black dragon"
"No don't, black dragons are bred to guard treasure hoards and they will go crazy and act out without a hoard to nest in"
"I got a black dragon and now he just sleeps on a big pile of my silverware and tries to bite the kids every time they need a spoon"

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