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Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


San Andreas with The Rock is pretty much a modern day version of one of those.

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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
How does San Andreas compare to the one where his building catches fire? Haven't seen San Andreas but that fire movie was so goddamn bad.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Watching season 1 of the terror and this show is loving awesome.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Inspector 34 posted:

How does San Andreas compare to the one where his building catches fire? Haven't seen San Andreas but that fire movie was so goddamn bad.

I didn't see Towering Referno but San Andreas was bad, although my coworkers who really like The Rock thought it was good, mostly because he wears a tight shirt/flexes his guns. The plot armor is beyond ridiculous. Also there's a "bad" guy who they have to make do a couple extra jerky things near the end because otherwise he's just "normal" guy who dies! that the movie spends too much time with.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

veni veni veni posted:

Watching season 1 of the terror and this show is loving awesome.

The Terror is amazing. I have no idea how it's still so obscure.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sir Kodiak posted:

San Andreas with The Rock is pretty much a modern day version of one of those.

Now I'm trying to think of which GTA character Johnson would be best suited for.

Uh but I guess San Andreas is a movie, and not the locale of GTA V and GTA:SA. Probably watch that some time. *cough*

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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Sarchasm posted:

The Terror is amazing. I have no idea how it's still so obscure.

S1 was indeed great. How is S2?

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

pahuyuth posted:

S1 was indeed great. How is S2?

I've heard middling things but haven't had a chance to check it out for myself.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Now I'm trying to think of which GTA character Johnson would be best suited for.

Uh but I guess San Andreas is a movie, and not the locale of GTA V and GTA:SA. Probably watch that some time. *cough*

All of them were named after an infamous fault line in California.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

skooma512 posted:

Dante's Peak is on Netflix.

Remember in 97 two movies about volcanoes came out around the same time for some reason? I saw the other one, Volcano, in theaters when I was a kid, but never this one. I watched half of it last night on Netflix.

The dialogue is corny and the plot is pretty by the numbers, but it feels almost comforting and cozy in a way. It feels like a throwback in a
"they don't make movies quite like this anymore" sense.

Seems like a solid enough B-movie.


Thanks, on-screen text. I couldn't have ever known otherwise.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Sir Kodiak posted:

San Andreas with The Rock is pretty much a modern day version of one of those.

Also they still let Roland Emmerich make disaster movies.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Aw bullshit. Disney already cancelled the planned Muppets show for Disney+.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

skooma512 posted:

Dante's Peak is on Netflix.

Remember in 97 two movies about volcanoes came out around the same time for some reason? I saw the other one, Volcano, in theaters when I was a kid, but never this one. I watched half of it last night on Netflix.

The dialogue is corny and the plot is pretty by the numbers, but it feels almost comforting and cozy in a way. It feels like a throwback in a
"they don't make movies quite like this anymore" sense.

Seems like a solid enough B-movie.

And then the following year the exact same pattern repeated with Armageddon and Deep Impact. Down to one being disaster porn and the other focusing on the human cost of the event.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Detective No. 27 posted:

Aw bullshit. Disney already cancelled the planned Muppets show for Disney+.

I loving love the Muppets (check out the Defunctland series on them) and I can't figure out how to make them work in the year 2019. The last TV show wasn't very good at all. The Jason Segel movie only worked because it totally cashed in on nostalgia. The Tina Fey sequel was bad.

I think maybe it could work if you did some half hour or hour specials every once in a while. Start with a Christmas special and go from there I guess.

I wish Jim Henson wasn't dead :(

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

At least the new Dark Crystal is is really good.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Detective No. 27 posted:

Aw bullshit. Disney already cancelled the planned Muppets show for Disney+.

Josh Gad's Muppets show, mind you. So I have a feeling we dodged a bullet there.

Plus, it was supposed to be a direct period sequel to Muppets Take Manhattan. Look, I want Muppet stuff to honor its legacy, too, but I want it to look forward and not just be an exercise in nostalgia for the diehards. The Muppets was the ideal way to do that, but since then everything's been misguided.

Jose Oquendo posted:

I loving love the Muppets (check out the Defunctland series on them) and I can't figure out how to make them work in the year 2019.

Re-embrace the variety show aspect of it. The whole thing has gotten up its own rear end with continuity and backstory and drama and whatever since The Muppet Movie, but I care way more about Kermit running a theatre than I do about his complicated backstory and long-running relationships.

The Muppet Show is still the best piece of Muppet media because it was just a sketch show centered on being a fun, weird, goofy, funny blast. The original was a wacky take on vaudeville, so make the new one a wacky take on SNL or late night talkshows or whatever light wraparound narrative you need and make it a really inventive sketch show that can do a musical number if it wants to and can have a meta bit with Mark Hamill if it wants to.

I think a similar approach to Scooby-Doo and Guess Who would be the right direction. They're updating and revamping the same core concepts behind The New Scooby-Doo Movies and staying true to what made that work rather than trying to subvert it or do a riff on 30 Rock or whatever that terrible ABC show was doing.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Sep 10, 2019

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Josh Gad? I got nothing against him, but I kinda wish he'd go away.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
josh bad

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I liked that last Muppets show :saddowns: I honestly thought the "modern living" jokes and plots were pretty well-integrated and I laughed my rear end off at a lot of them

Post-retool it sucked balls though

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I didn't realize they even retooled that show. I'll give it credit for not chasing the nostalgia, but doing an Office/Parks and Rec mockumentary style wasn't exactly original.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

pahuyuth posted:

S1 was indeed great. How is S2?

I loved season 1. Can't get into season 2 so far.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Aw bullshit. Disney already cancelled the planned Muppets show for Disney+.

There is still a second Muppets show in development for Disney+ I believe.

FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer
Just finished ep 1 of season 2 of The Terror and I am digging it.

garycoleisgod
Sep 27, 2004
Boo
Been getting through season 2 of Mindhunter

It's pretty good, the Atlanta Child Murders stuff is really hard to watch, especially if you know the details already and can just see failure pile on top of incompetence pile on top of lots of years of racism.

Charles Manson is generally not interesting but his scene in this ruled. Little Dewey Crowe all growed up and hilarious.

I especially like the mostly unsaid but clear narrative of the BSU's entire methodology and profiling ideas being shown to be complete horseshit pseudo-science. Although that might take some meta-knowledge of BTK and how bad they were at catching him, but the irony is still there. "There's no way this guy goes to church!", o rly?

Holden is just the worst and I like that the show and it's characters just seem to have accepted it by now.

bred
Oct 24, 2008
New Terrace House in Tokyo on Netflix.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Midgetskydiver posted:

Just finished ep 1 of season 2 of The Terror and I am digging it.

I can't remember if I finished season 1 but the idea of a sequel is curious. did they even get out of the arctic in S1?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I can't remember if I finished season 1 but the idea of a sequel is curious. did they even get out of the arctic in S1?

The second season is an entirely new story set in an American Japanese internment camp during WW2.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The MSJ posted:

The second season is an entirely new story set in an American Japanese internment camp during WW2.

Interesting. Snow Falling on Cedars, and hopefully a giant bear tears the head off of a guard and they play volleyball with it with Kenny Loggins music playing in the background.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

bred posted:

New Terrace House in Tokyo on Netflix.

Not digging the new song at all, they need to go back to ‘Slow Down’. Also I never realize how much I missed Terrace House until I see the hosts. They are the reason I keep coming back.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

The MSJ posted:

The second season is an entirely new story set in an American Japanese internment camp during WW2.

Yeah, I’ve been thinking of The Terror as a less campy American Horror Story focusing on more classical horror over pop culture horror.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

tonight I watched the first few episodes of Undone, new Amazon show done using rotoscope, starring Rosa Salazar and Bob Odenkirk, created by some (all?) of the folks behind Bojack Horseman. i'm real into it. if you liked Scanner Darkly, Russian Doll, and/or generally shows with non-linear storytelling, unreliable narrators and dealing with depression and potential schizophrenia, it seems to be worth trying out.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Yeah, I’ve been thinking of The Terror as a less campy American Horror Story focusing on more classical horror over pop culture horror.

The first season of The Terror was amped up as having supernatural horror and as far as I could tell it was mostly a large bear and an Inuit woman they all thought was controlling it. And a guy hallucinating in a diving suit

But you couldn't tell wtf was going on besides the people in charge drinking too much and having parties to keep up morale.

Hubbardologist posted:

tonight I watched the first few episodes of Undone, new Amazon show done using rotoscope, starring Rosa Salazar and Bob Odenkirk, created by some (all?) of the folks behind Bojack Horseman. i'm real into it. if you liked Scanner Darkly, Russian Doll, and/or generally shows with non-linear storytelling, unreliable narrators and dealing with depression and potential schizophrenia, it seems to be worth trying out.

I like all of these things. Also if you haven't seen Russian Doll or A Scanner Darkly ya should.

BaldDwarfOnPCP fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Sep 14, 2019

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


edit: nm

Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Sep 17, 2019

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
No matter your opinion on The Terror the show, stay away from The Terror the book. Goddamn what a slog.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Captain Magic posted:

No matter your opinion on The Terror the show, stay away from The Terror the book. Goddamn what a slog.

Extremely wrong opinion

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Captain Magic posted:

No matter your opinion on The Terror the show, stay away from The Terror the book. Goddamn what a slog.

im sorry you dislike good stories

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Captain Magic posted:

No matter your opinion on The Terror the show, stay away from The Terror the book. Goddamn what a slog.

Condolences on your awful taste in books.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

withak posted:

Condolences on your awful taste in books.

I'm imagining The Terror the BookTM as The Sea-wolf by Jack London. Captain mad, waters icy, but more so.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

fix your quote idiot you broke the spoiler tag

BisterdDave
Apr 21, 2004

Slitzweitz!
Just finished watching The Villainess on Hulu, pretty drat good Korean action flick. While watching a making-of from John Wick 3, they mentioned that they got the idea for the motorcycle scene from this movie. It definitely could've trimmed some fat off the meat, but overall it was enjoyable.

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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

withak posted:

Condolences on your awful taste in books.

No need to make it personal, friend.

It starts strong and has a few bright spots later on but it is nonetheless twice as long as it needs to be and has looooong sections where either a.) nothing happens or b.) the same thing happens that’s been happening for several scenes before it.

I don’t “dislike good stories.” Taking 800 pages to write a 400 page good story is not my kind of writing though, I will admit that. The show is much better about depicting the same basic story but with actually good pacing.

Captain Magic fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Sep 15, 2019

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