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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1169969636991033345

quote:

“First, despite a variety of efforts to initiate conversations about political reform, extreme voices currently dominate the national dialogue, often with a vitriol that crowds out and discourages thoughtful discussions,” Schultz wrote. “And despite their hunger for reform, the exhausted majority has largely tuned out of political life online and in the news, leaving the extreme voices to define the debate.”

:decorum:

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
What reform did he propose.

Most of what he wants is for things to stay the same

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

CharlestheHammer posted:

What reform did he propose.

Most of what he wants is for things to stay the same

"If Bernie wins, I will burn this poo poo down, don't test me" was pretty much his whole campaign.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The main reform he wanted was that the President would be him, and then he would run the country like Starbucks.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLJtMwXkdz4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




What a jerk.
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/roller-coaster-stolen-from-fair#/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

It’s time that TIME named “Internet trolls” the People of the Year.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will make me abandon my dream.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


:siren: weeoo weeoo here comes the tone police :siren:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nachdermas/status/1170363157442961409

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Cartoon Man posted:

https://wtop.com/local/2019/08/after-40-years-traffic-guru-bob-marbourg-leaves-the-wtop-traffic-center/

This one isn’t for everybody, but if you’ve ever sat in rush hour DC traffic and cussed, you’ll be familiar with Bob Marbourg. He’ll be missed.

It's gonna be weird listening to traffic reports without his voice. Although, they could just use an archive of his reports and play those as appropriate.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HisMajestyBOB posted:

It's gonna be weird listening to traffic reports without his voice. Although, they could just use an archive of his reports and play those as appropriate.

Just use AI to generate it like the Jordan Peterson thing

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Everyone who lives by the lake is a lunatic

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Drunk Florida Marine breaks into house to cook breakfast, tells owner to just go back to sleep

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jenyamato/status/1171822771028058112?s=21

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
She didn’t actually use the diapers, though she did bring them.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Booo, I wanna see an astronut drink tang and poo poo their pants.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AlbieQuirky posted:

She didn’t actually use the diapers, though she did bring them.

What

I feel like my whole life has been a lie :sigh:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
French company liable after employee dies during sex on business trip

quote:

He died at a hotel during a trip to central France in 2013, as a result of what the employer called "an extramarital relationship with a perfect stranger".

The company challenged a decision by the state health insurance provider to regard the death as a workplace accident.

The provider defended its position by insisting that sexual activity was normal, "like taking a shower or a meal".

In its ruling, the Paris appeals court upheld this view.

An employee on a business trip is entitled to social protection "over the whole time of his mission" and regardless of the circumstances, it said.
:france:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


But...how did he die?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

chitoryu12 posted:

But...how did he die?

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Absurd Alhazred posted:

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

mdr

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That's about the most French thing imaginable.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Absurd Alhazred posted:

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hahah-mai ouis, hon hon hon

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1172613453544140800

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Somewhere in the Philippines, Duterte sheds a single tear

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Daniel Van Boom could be a porn name

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
He drives the Boom Van, which I'd a direct competitor to the Bang Bus. Typical biased reporting.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Baron von Eevl posted:

He drives the Boom Van, which I'd a direct competitor to the Bang Bus. Typical biased reporting.

:sad:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

He drives the Boom Van, which I'd a direct competitor to the Bang Bus. Typical biased reporting.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/DqYoxal.mp4

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/22/man-falls-off-cliff-after-being-flung-off-water-slide-6022076/

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
This Action Park reboot looks terrible.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Legal briefs: Suspended judge pleads in underwear-theft case

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
O'Rourke and Buttigieg clash over guns after former congressman's AR-15 comment

:captainpop:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Genetics laboratory fire in Yarram destroys 100 cryogenic cylinders containing cattle semen

quote:

An overnight fire has destroyed 100 valuable cryogenic cylinders containing cattle semen at a genetics laboratory and storage facility at Yarram in south-east Victoria.

Country Fire Authority Gippsland commander, Chris Loeschenkohl, said the fire presented unique challenges for firefighters.

"The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding and essentially the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building," he said. "So firefighters went into a defensive mode initially to protect themselves, because there were also LPG cylinders at the neighbouring property, and they did a magnificent job. I've never had anything to do with the artificial insemination (AI) side of things before."

Committee vice chairman Aaron Thomas said 100 cryogenic cylinders of cattle semen were destroyed in the fire. "The actual cylinders are worth between $500 and $1,000 per unit but the semen inside them varies in price," he said. "It's going to be a huge blow, especially for our farmers."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Imagine getting shot by an exploding canister of cattle semen

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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
"I've never had anything to do with the artificial insemination (AI) side of things before."

What do you do for a living?

Oh, I'm in AI.

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