ReidRansom posted:

Like brightly colored bugs or frogs. DO NOT lick this person. Nothing good lies down that road.

Reynold posted:

A relative posted this to Facebook today, claiming to have been inspired by the image to set these alarms up on her phone.

ReidRansom posted:

my eyes just rolled out of my head and across the floor and off the port deck and into the sea, thanks

Reynold posted:

A relative posted this to Facebook today, claiming to have been inspired by the image to set these alarms up on her phone.

AlbieQuirky posted:

If tentacle insemination is on you, I recommend a really long shower.

Also, octopus don’t use tentacles to inseminate.

Reynold posted:

A relative posted this to Facebook today, claiming to have been inspired by the image to set these alarms up on her phone.

Violet_Sky posted:

Here's a giant story full of good morals

Iron Crowned posted:

Anime tentacles do

Reynold posted:

A relative posted this to Facebook today, claiming to have been inspired by the image to set these alarms up on her phone.

LadyPictureShow posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

She needs loving therapy, this level of obsession isn't healthy

Picnic Princess posted:

She needs loving therapy, this level of obsession isn't healthy

BrigadierSensible posted:

Yeah? Well teh so-called "religion of peace" wasn't healthy to all those patriots and good honest white people that died in those towers either, you freedom hating commie!

AlbieQuirky posted:

Also, octopus don’t use tentacles to inseminate.

Huntersoninski posted:

I had to do some digging for these, a friend sent me these last year from some event. IDK what kind of event something like this belongs in but oh well. In the theme of tasteless vehicle art:


It's an Abraham Lincoln cycle. With Abraham Lincolns aibrushed on every possible surface, and exhaust pipes painted like logs.




Pennies in the wheels


Pistols on the frame


And of course, don't overlook the slave shackle pedals



The pinnacle of taste.

U.T. Raptor posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hectocotylus

quote:

A hectocotylus (plural: hectocotyli) is one of the arms of male cephalopods that is specialized to store and transfer spermatophores to the female. (...) Depending on the species, the male may use it merely as a conduit to the female, or he may wrench it off and present it to the female.

LadyPictureShow posted:

HenryEx posted:

Well then

Violet_Sky posted:

Here's a giant story full of good morals

bulletsponge13 posted:

Audible uses targetted ads. There's a reason duder got that ad.

LadyPictureShow posted:

I immediately asked him 'What kinda depraved poo poo were you looking at to get that?"

He never replied.

Brawnfire posted:

If dick pics took sacrifice like that, maybe they'd actually be interesting for once.

CannonFodder posted:

King Missile's time to shine has finally arrived.

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

social media was a mistake

quote:

In order to procure the necessary raw materials for knife production, one of us (M.I.E.) went on a diet with high protein and fatty acids, which is consistent with an arctic diet, for eight days (Binford, 2012; Fumagalli et al., 2015) (Table S1). The Inuit do not only eat meat from maritime and terrestrial animals (Arendt, 2010; Zutter, 2009), and there were three instances during the eight-day diet that M.I.E. ate fruit, vegetables, or carbohydrates (Table S1).

Raw material collection did not begin until day four, and then proceeded regularly for the next five days (Table S1). Fecal samples were formed into knives using ceramic molds, “knife molds” (Figs. S1–S2), or molded by hand, “hand-shaped knives” (Fig. S3). All fecal samples were stored at −20 °C until the experiments began.

We procured pig hide, muscle, and tendons, and these were also stored at −20 °C until two days before the experiments began, at which point we allowed them to begin thawing at 4 °C. Minutes prior to the experiment, both the “knife mold” samples and the “hand-shaped knives” were removed from the laboratory freezer and further sharpened with a metal file (Fig. S4). The knives were then buried for several minutes in −50 °C dry ice to ensure they were sufficiently frozen before any attempt at slicing. The study was approved by the Institutional Biosafety Committee at Kent State University.

We began our cutting experiments with the hide, reasoning that if our knives could not cut hide, then subsequent attempts with muscle and tendons would be futile.

Neither the “knife mold” samples, nor the “hand-shaped knives” could cut through hide (Figs. S5–S6). Despite the hide being cold from refrigeration, instead of slicing through it the knife-edge simply melted upon contact, leaving streaks of fecal matter (Fig. S4).

Danaru posted:

Someone deeply misunderstood the purpose of a poop knife

EPICAC posted:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371

EPICAC posted:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371

mormonpartyboat posted: