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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Goddamn

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taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
and suddenly ten years?!?! Whiplash!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
please don't brooks, tohru

or do, idk

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


our boy tohru is all grown up

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm kinda glad we didn't have to spend ages reading about neets mundane life in prison. Now he can finally go on his murdering spree.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
What about the weird dude who punched him?

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

SnowblindFatal posted:

What about the weird dude who punched him?

Ended up as part of the heterosexual counterculture clique inside Gay Baby Jail. He died last year choking on his square cafeteria pizza.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

SnowblindFatal posted:

What about the weird dude who punched him?
Can’t you read? That was 10 years ago. Let it go. (But for real, good question)

CloFan posted:

Serious about that lonely titty
Ha! That was my first thought as well

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

lol he literally got the NEET punched out of him
Lol

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


At least now he has 10 years experience in screwing doorknobs onto boomerangs or whatever those panels were supposed to convey.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SnowblindFatal posted:

What about the weird dude who punched him?

Randomly starting to scream gibberish and the assaulting other inmates who have done nothing to provoke you is probably frowned upon and will get you sent to isolation for the rest of your sentence.
I was expecting him to turn out to be Morgan Freeman in Shawshank but instead he was just as mentally ill as neet if not more so.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Wow jail actually reformed our boy

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Do more crimes, get back in that jail.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Be more gay, do more crimes?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

The system works

VonCrunchhausen
Mar 15, 2015

UsC

VonCrunchhausen
Mar 15, 2015

Zo😈😥😬😥🤐💩🤐🤥

My Crab is Fight
Mar 13, 2007
Was not expecting an actual redemption arc tbh

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Wait for it...

Now it was all a dream.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Excited to see how well Big T gets on with building a life completely from scratch in his 30s with the added handicap of being an ex-con. He's definitely canny enough to handle this super well

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

projecthalaxy posted:

Excited to see how well Big T gets on with building a life completely from scratch in his 30s with the added handicap of being an ex-con. He's definitely canny enough to handle this super well

He's just gonna marry someone who will work while he eats natto and plays video games all day.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Resting Lich Face posted:

He's just gonna marry someone who will work while he eats natto and plays video games all day.

He's going to raise a neet and the cycle will continue

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Resting Lich Face posted:

He's just gonna marry someone who will work while he eats natto and plays video games all day.

Then depress said partner into killing themselves beginning the cycle again.

:neet:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

RBA Starblade posted:

He's going to raise a neet and the cycle will continue

Oh my god, it's all his FATHER'S dream!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Based on prior results I can only assume he will just stare at a girl on the train and then she will marry him for no reason

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
Starting out I expected stupid petty crime, not family death. Maybe we're getting to the former now though.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


live footage of our boy committing a bank robbery

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


What kind of idiot sleeps face down in a jail cell?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

What kind of idiot sleeps face down in a jail cell?

Japan is a super advanced nation.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
NEET finally appreciates the lovely world after being locked away from it.

Can't wait for him to run face-first into how much shittier it is as an ex-con with no life skills.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Haifisch posted:

NEET finally appreciates the lovely world after being locked away from it.

Can't wait for him to run face-first into how much shittier it is as an ex-con with no life skills.

He has the invaluable skill of being able to enrage people just by talking to them.

He can make a killing as a youtube/twitter pundit.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The NEET looks like he aged more like 30 years.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


pls become prime minister of the very advanced country of Japan, neet

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Holy poo poo!

Still mad he didn't actually :murder: tho.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Japanese prisons! Building a better NEET for a better future!

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Grevling posted:

The NEET looks like he aged more like 30 years.

Prison probably does that to you. All the stress of being locked up compounded with the crushing guilt from your ample time to spend reflecting on how you drove your parents to their death. Which is now something he can do after suddenly developing a sense of decency.

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