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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

theflyingorc posted:

Denim denim denim

Pantaloons pantaloons

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

are you a horse

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

am

am i a horse

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
We are all horses in some way

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We are all but horses in the eyes of an indifferent ant.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Goon is a horse spelled backwards.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
GOODBYE HORSES *tucks*

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

An Equine Horsebag posted:

neigh

neigh whinny neigh

Splicer has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Sep 12, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

GOODBYE HORSES *tucks*

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

GOODBYE HORSES *tucks*

Would you ride me? I’d ride me.

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i rear powerfully against the setting sun, my mane and tail streaming, my bones spontaneously collapsing, my blood fighting to escape my body, your bank account screaming, screaming, screaming like stallions in battle

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Sub-Actuality posted:

drat, those episcopalian pastors are gonna pray for suiting up my bride

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

GOODBYE HORSES *tucks*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what the hell is that

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is that a horse? is that what horses are supposed to look like?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

reported for attempted horse murder

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


DEATH TO ALL CENTAUR SCUM

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Screaming Idiot posted:



DEATH TO ALL CENTAUR SCUM

where is centaur thanos' anus?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is that a horse? is that what horses are supposed to look like?

looks like some sort of small horstry

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is that a horse? is that what horses are supposed to look like?

I believe this is where the term quarter horse comes from

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
JUST DONT THINK ABOU

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Paladinus posted:

If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

you made me read this with my own eyes

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Paladinus posted:

If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

I'm not high enough for this sentence

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

only one way to find out

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Paladinus posted:

If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

This Equus reboot sucks

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



death is the road to ants

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
On first read I though they were arguing centaurs cum ants.

Do centaurs from the negative zone cum ants?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
If your death doesn't arrive at the same time a huge, ropey pulse of semen explodes from your every orifice, did you ever really live?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I am including the ladies; in death, all are equal.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Paladinus posted:

If centaurs are only half horse, and orgasm is a small death, does it mean centaurs cum thinking about ants? Do horses experience orgasm when they think about human-ant hybrids (humants)?

I believe the correct term is Mant.

And they only cum when momma tickles the gooch

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm not high enough for this sentence

I’m not high enough for this thread, and might never be.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well gently caress dude, I am.

Remember kids, always post stoned

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



adjacently,


chitoryu12 posted:

But...how did he die?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

RandomFerret posted:

Well gently caress dude, I am.

Remember kids, always post stoned

If you're not stoned, is it even really posting?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If your death doesn't arrive at the same time a huge, ropey pulse of semen explodes from your every orifice, did you ever really live?

The only bad part about dying this way is not being able to see the looks on the faces of those who find you.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

zoux posted:



ABSOLUTELY NOT INJURIOUS



Data Graham posted:

Cocabacco has quite a ring to it I gotta say



NewFatMike posted:

They were cuckoo for coca puffs.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


zoux posted:

OK A LITTLE BIT INJURIOUS

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The only bad part about dying this way is not being able to see the looks on the faces of those who find you.

Better than seeing your family around your bed covered

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