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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


But they didn't try to dig themselves out of the snow with a constantly frozen poop knofe. Isn't that the legend?

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

But they didn't try to dig themselves out of the snow with a constantly frozen poop knofe. Isn't that the legend?

I didn't watch the debates

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm a bit sceptical of their experiment because they did it in a laboratory setting and poo poo leg guy did it in subzero temps exposed to the elements.

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
Plus, I've watched that Japanese knife making channel. If he can make a knife out of pasta that holds its edge, I would assume someone should be able to make a poop knife.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Plus, I've watched that Japanese knife making channel. If he can make a knife out of pasta that holds its edge, I would assume someone should be able to make a poop knife.

From Ginsu to shitsu

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Joe Biden bathwater

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

veni veni veni posted:

Joe Biden denture water

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

rodbeard posted:

I'm a bit sceptical of their experiment because they did it in a laboratory setting and poo poo leg guy did it in subzero temps exposed to the elements.

Yes, according to the story it was more of a poop shovel than a poop knife.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yes, according to the story it was more of a poop shovel than a poop knife.

Y’all are confusing two poop implement stories.

There’s the guy who dug himself out of his snow-buried igloo with the poop trowel and the guy who butchered a dog with the poop knife and made a sled out of the dog’s rib cage. They’re debunking the second one. The poop trowel story has yet to be tested.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


humanity is a beautiful tapestry

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Noblesse Obliged posted:

From Ginsu to shitsu

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

*hurriedly grabs phone at stop light*

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I don’t trust any Punisher nut who doesn’t put Ray Stevenson’s version on their car.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
More quotes from the poop knife paper because the whole thing is amazing.

quote:

In his book, Shadows in the Sun, Davis (1998: 20) recounts what is now arguably one of the most popular ethnographic accounts of all time:
“There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into a settlement. Over the objections of his family, he made plans to stay on the ice. To stop him, they took away all of his tools. So in the midst of a winter gale, he stepped out of their igloo, defecated, and honed the feces into a frozen blade, which he sharpened with a spray of saliva. With the knife he killed a dog. Using its rib cage as a sled and its hide to harness another dog, he disappeared into the darkness.”

quote:

Freuchen (1953) describes how he dug himself a pit to sleep in and woke up trapped by snow. Every effort to get out that he tried failed. Finally, he recalled seeing dog's excrement frozen solid as a rock. So, Freuchen defecated in his hand, shaped it into a chisel, and waited for it to freeze solid. He then used the implement to free himself from the snow: “I moved my bowels and from the excrement I managed to fashion a chisel-like instrument which I left to freeze… At last I decided to try my chisel and it worked

quote:

We repeated the experiment using the fecal samples of another team member (M.R.B.), whose diet was more traditionally Western

quote:

While future experiments may introduce the prospect of different diets, it is unlikely that this would have a significant impact.

quote:

The use of saliva to sharpen a frozen fecal blade, as the original account describes (Davis, 1998), might also be examined. However, based on the work of McCall and Pelton (2010), we are skeptical that saliva will increase fecal blade efficacy.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Eclipse12 posted:

*hurriedly grabs phone at stop light*



What's going on with his right arm??? :stonk:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Synthol gone wrong.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

CannonFodder posted:

What's going on with his right arm??? :stonk:

Yo. Like, gently caress you man. My father had his wrist attached to his upper arm, it's a genetic thing.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

CelticPredator posted:

I don’t trust any Punisher nut who doesn’t put Ray Stevenson’s version on their car.

If you’re putting Ray Stevenson on your car it ought to be Titus Pullo :colbert:

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Here's the other side.


I like the little woodchuck skull :3:

Eclipse12 has a new favorite as of 23:01 on Sep 14, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Eclipse12 posted:

Here's the other side.


I like the little woodchuck skull :3:

I like how "The Punisher" looks like it was spray-painted on with a hand-cut cardboard stencil.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Eclipse12 posted:

*hurriedly grabs phone at stop light*



I am now measurably stupider for having looked at this.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Same.

That's really some sort of...arm...and kind of a hand right there. Seriously, just crop out the lower left corner of that image and I'll defy anyone to tell you what it is. People who can't afford it pay a lot of money for this stupid poo poo.

On the plus side, I bet cops give them a break when they pull them over.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:


On the plus side, I bet cops give them a break when they pull them over.

Hell, I'd bet it IS a cop.

Also, I'm no expert on pick-up truck airbrushing, but the skull on the far left looks oddly competent compared to the rest. Which only adds to the confusion.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Eclipse12 posted:

Also, I'm no expert on pick-up truck airbrushing,

Neither is the the guy who painted it

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


If the Punisher were real, he'd loving hate everyone that has a decal of him on their lifted truck or police car.

Like... how do you miss the point THAT bad?!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Inzombiac posted:

If the Punisher were real, he'd loving hate everyone that has a decal of him on their lifted truck or police car.

Like... how do you miss the point THAT bad?!

Because they fantasize on the reg about killing people

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Inzombiac posted:

If the Punisher were real, he'd loving hate everyone that has a decal of him on their lifted truck or police car.

Like... how do you miss the point THAT bad?!

See also: Jesus :v:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

LadyPictureShow posted:

I immediately asked him 'What kinda depraved poo poo were you looking at to get that?"

He never replied.

A similar happened to a friend of mine. He posted a series of screenshots from Wish, that was gun stuff, lingerie, gun stuff, lingerie, butt plug, butt plug, butt plug. He asked "What the gently caress is up with Wish", and then got slammed in the comments about targetted ads.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Eclipse12 posted:

*hurriedly grabs phone at stop light*



I've seen that artist's work somewhere before...

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Eclipse12 posted:

*hurriedly grabs phone at stop light*



What has been censored here?

Is it swears?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm guessing some sort of identifiable information like a town or a number

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PainterofCrap posted:

I've seen that artist's work somewhere before...



wheel vagina best vagina

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LingcodKilla posted:

wheel vagina best vagina

Demver.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I always saw it as Deinver, myself.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

To quote a former thread title: she has loving wheels

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
"Better than lovingwheels"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Eclipse12 posted:

Here's the other side.


I like the little woodchuck skull :3:

"Do you want the text carefully centred?"
"Nah, just somewhere near the middle will be fine, whatever."

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/1173065816780279809

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



She certainly appears to be a piece of poo poo.

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King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Gross. This is like the sexual assault version of “Well I was spanked as a child and I turned out just fine.”

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