Krankenstyle posted:

Better than seeing your family around your bed covered

Riatsala posted:

If you're not stoned, is it even really posting?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

can horses get stoned?

Lobok posted:

Only if they commit adultery.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Where are the funny posts

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Turn off your monitor?

Spanish Manlove posted:

None of you exist.

Spanish Manlove posted:

None of you exist.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Where are the funny posts

Erik Shawn-Bohner posted:

Do something other than posting on the internet about how poverty makes your privileged rear end so sad. I have.

Edit: BTW, most of you are the stereotypical, white, liberal assholes (read George Carlin for some education on that) that seek attention by pretending to do something instead of actually doing something. When you actually start living in a poo poo apartment in the first world to give some brown kid a first-world lifestyle on your dime, then I may give a gently caress about your pretension. Until then, you're just another scenester that wants to seem like he/she is "in tune" with the pain of the world while stuffing your face with junkfood and living in central heating and air.

You have no loving clue, and your hatred towards me is an example of your true attitude towards the people who have experienced real poverty and hunger. You refuse to believe that we exist and can interact with your highness. You will accuse us of lying about our troubles while spilling out of your mouth your insignificant, pedestrian problem about how daddy didn't give you a car when you were sixteen. You ate, you had school. gently caress off.

I don't have it as bad as others, and I have it way worse than others. Some of it is circumstance, and other is my own doing.

You're just an rear end in a top hat.

It's easy to type "hyuk hyuk everyone is rich and has it easy like me--I might as well make fun of this rear end in a top hat that is claiming to be from a different background!"

Those of you that hold that ideal set are diseased. A loving darfur war orphan could come on here and state his case, and you fucks would laugh at him. You prefer the idea of championing the cause of the rich instead of actually talking to these people.

You should be disgusted with yourselves, but you clearly aren't. The E/N rule existed because people won't face the realities of life. You were supposed to compare yourself to a Darfur war orphan, but no one even gave it a good goddamn.

There are surely true slaves in this trade, which is horrible. The majority is probably kids being payed sub-standard wages to do work. I did that myself, and it was the crux of my family surviving. Yes, your ideals that children shouldn't work are oh-so-precious. But I meanwhile had a strong desire to eat and not let my family die of hunger.

So, go ahead, goonish goons, and make fun of us poor people while you rail against the rich people (which you're included in as a member of the first world) that have MORE things than what you need to survive and have a glorious existence while YOU only have enough to survive in luxury while never worrying where your next meal is coming from--only if it meets your whimsical satisfaction.

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Iluvlortab posted:

She gives you pubic lice and you take a poo poo in her sink. Quid pro Quo dude.

e. Serious answer...being someone who can compromise for the sake of making a relationship work and maintain honesty, intimacy, and trust.

Bluh posted:

Rude

Bluh posted:

Rude

cheefizzle posted:

HAHAHA i was joking you all got trolled



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jxfallout posted:

Totally worth the $10 to troll goons.

*wastes rest of Wal-Mart paycheck on Fleshlight*

Pirate Radar posted:

A cop pulls Horsenberg over and says “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” and Horsenberg says nothing because he’s a horse

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If your death doesn't arrive at the same time a huge, ropey pulse of semen explodes from your every orifice, did you ever really live?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I always say that that being sufficiently goth is indistinguishable from Catholicism.

Byzantine posted:

They're both barbarians, so this checks out

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You would say that though, wouldn't you?

Krankenstyle posted:

*clap*

*clap*

~rude boy~

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

pretty sure horses are anime

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Horses are maximum anime

Grassy Knowles posted:

i know you all were dying for the translation

Hirayuki posted:

It's not just "handsome," it's more like "that handsome face on... a horse".

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

Yeah. This scientist is a man who, one morning, got up and said "I have a laser, and a bunch of flies that are pissing me off. I wonder what would happen if I shot the barbs off the fly-dicks with my laser."

And then he did it.

He did the gently caress out of it, and got paid for it.

HauntedRobot posted:

In the early 90s a friend of mine at school had to do a biology project involving locusts. Now he was a nice guy but not the hardest worker so he left designing and doing the experiment till the last minute, and for this the experiment might have suffered a bit. In the end he decided to see if locusts beat their wings faster while flying into the wind.

First, he constructed a box-shaped tunnel out of clear acrylic that had a metal gauze at both ends to let airflow through. Hanging from the roof of this tunnel was a noose made out of wire to hang the test subject from. Wind was provided by a 3-speed hairdryer, and the wing speed was measured by lighting the box with a strobe light The whole apparatus could be covered by a heavy black cloth to keep out light while he adjusted the strobe.

So the locusts could look forward to being tied to a wire noose and suspended in an invisible prison that was still giving off a vapour of acrylic glue, in the dark, with a noisy hairdryer blowing hot air into their face, and lit by an eye-buggering strobe light. Those that attempted to escape would get roasted up against a hot metal grille. As it was the early 90s, the experiment was conducted in the presence of loud rave music. It was basically Guantanamo for locusts.

I can't remember if he did ever work out whether or not locusts beat their wings faster flying into the wind, but I think he may have ended up making up the results anyway, as one lunchtime I found that he'd installed the strobe light and the blackout curtains in the study for impromptu raves, and had nailed all the locusts to my desk.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Rude boy boy tell me if you are a horse

Friend posted:

C'mon rude boy boy can you giddy'up

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sexing u

Hirayuki posted:

It's not just "handsome," it's more like "that handsome face on... a horse".

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Definitely lots of forum quotes in here

EorayMel posted:

Is this a funny post and/or forums quote

EorayMel posted:

LOOK AT THAT poo poo AND FLYS CRY


Also:

Antivehicular posted:

My lab partner and I once collaborated on an experiment on whether listening to Bob Marley would protect baby rats from the effects of listening to System of a Down.

Results: inconclusive

chitoryu12 posted:

Did you know there's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cookbook?

TotalLossBrain posted:

Where do you get the turtles though?

AlbieQuirky posted:

The sewers, of course.

Brawnfire posted:

They're seasonal, though. You usually find them around April.

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh baby, gimme that carrot RAW

Cartoon Man posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

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