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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Cable Guy posted:

Bonus points for sounding NWS...?



It's Mayall's Object.

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Croatoan posted:

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

it's one of those outer rim jobs

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory

Just in time for Moonpie's to make a comeback!

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Docking in progress

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)



As is traditional, at the end of the boat race the Princess kissed the cox of the winning team.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Croatoan posted:

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pierogi are dumplings. The similarities happen because both pasta and pierogi are made with unleavened dough. In pasta dishes you make the noodles, boil them, then add other stuff. In pierogi you wrap whatever it is you're putting in them in raw, unleavened dough and then cook that. They're typically pan fried or boiled.

Ravoli then being both, or neither?

leethasbro
Apr 11, 2005

Rat Enthusiast
ravioli is a sandwich

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

leethasbro posted:

ravioli is a sandwich

Ravioli is a miniature pie. :colbert: :colbert: :colbert: :colbert: :colbert:



(Pies are also sandwiches)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RandomFerret posted:

Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies

All of which are sandwiches.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Is that a dung beetle making a harvest?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Is that a dung beetle making a harvest?

Bung beetle

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

The Bloop posted:

Bung beetle
Butt'nut beetle.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
On second thought, that's clearly a ladyturd beetle

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Look at all of those leafy greens. Definitely tossing a salad.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Cats foot

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
What's that in metric?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

What's that in metric?
10 cm but the cat says it's 13

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FactsAreUseless posted:

10 cm but the cat says it's 13

Gotta measure from the base

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

But cats look smaller when you shave them?

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
I went to school with this girl irl.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

I went to school with this girl irl.

Who is.she, and who are the olds?

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Who is.she, and who are the olds?

Don't know the woman, but the olds are Barry and Paul Elliott, aka the Chuckle Brothers.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
It was at a nightclub in town which often gets "celebrity" appearances. They pose for photos and then get walled off in their private box, emerging only to snort cocain in the toilets.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007






Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
^^Thailand I presume?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Memento posted:

^^Thailand I presume?



Hakkarin kartano! What a wonderful phrase!

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Memento posted:

^^Thailand I presume?




I used to see things like the "pee is stored in the balls" lake and think it was a man-made joke, but poo poo like this is making me think that maybe there is a God(s) and he/she/it/they are just loving with all of us.

All I know is that if there is a second coming of Christ, then that 3003 bridge is going to be completely decimated.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1175785114015588358

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Saw this ad and did a double take.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Yes, two things that surprise many modern goons:

1) Handheld cameras used to be that size.

2) Women exist.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Tag yourself

I’m the new portable “c” vtr that weighs only 15 pounds

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

oldpainless posted:

Tag yourself

I’m the new portable “c” vtr that weighs only 15 pounds

I'm the rugged aluminum alloy casing. Oh yeah baby.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm proto April O'Neil

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