ok now it's closed
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:21 |
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steeltoedsneakers posted:This is a proxy Oh Goddamnit. Fight me, Muffin.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:44 |
She's getting ready to devour your worthless trash. If she throws up on the carpet, I'm blaming all of you.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 09:04 |
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Post more cat
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 09:17 |
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Flesnolk posted:Interprompt: Post more cat (200 words)
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 09:55 |
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Conversations With My Cat "Meow meow." "Meow?" "Meow." "Mrrp-meow!" "Puss puss puss puss!" "Meeeeeow!" Nom nom nom Purr purr purr
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 11:02 |
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a story wrote bi catte hello 1 day a food giant NO COME me find food giant in bed. she sleep so much i take bite i not need her wake up anymore
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 15:33 |
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Cat Noir 132 Words Make what jokes you will about me saying it, but Deborah was a creature of habit. Up by six for a frantic would-be triathalon to get out the door by eight. Bagel halves jammed haphazardly into a crumb crusted toaster, Deborah pulled her hair pulled into a surprisingly neat bun. I stretch out a paw lazily, and my stomach drapes over the bar top more than I care to admit. 'Your ancestors are lions', I recite to myself in sarcastic assurance. Flats slipped on. A mad dash back to the bedroom for her phone and keys. She was gone. The big dogs on the force were stumped, and it would once again be up to me, Mr. Cupcake, the world's foremost feline detective to crack the case. Well… maybe after another nap.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 17:05 |
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Post More Cats 200 words You gotta post 'em. It's the only way to keep 'em down. Bullets, acid, dynamite--nine lives is an understatement. They've gotta have no less than two hundred and eighty four. By my count, at least. Folks thought it was cute at first. Didn't run the numbers. Then there were the spay-and-neuter squads. Didn't work either. The containment facilities. Couldn't cram them all in, couldn't keep up with the breeding. So now you gotta post 'em. It's pretty easy. You want it about two, three inches in diameter, sharpened at one end. Ram it right down their mouth and out their rear end. You want them to look like a cartoon, cause that means they can't get out. Got one of them on every fencepost on the way up to the house. Legs stuck out, glassy eyes staring at me. I put 'em there so the others know what's in store when they come around. So they know I'm not going down like the rest. Like Bill. You know the first one I posted, that was the one that bit off his wedding ring? Popped that ring back out like a candy machine in a soda shop. This's for you, Bill.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 17:25 |
jesus
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 18:01 |
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Post more cat 28 words The last delivery was delightful, delectable, melt-in-your-mouth delicious. I and the children simply must have more. I have included a money order for a pound of boneless. So please,
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 19:33 |
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Catterdome ujhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet50...................................................0...................
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:17 |
Cover Charge 167 Günther was awestruck. The tiger hovered in front of him on a gravchair, all four paws operating a Google™ Animux™ tablet each. "THE COVER CHARGE IS NINE DOLLARS," roared the tiger, voice rich with the ancient memories of a wide stretched jungle. "poo poo, uh, can I venmo you?" "TIGERKIND USES CATMO™." Günther scratched the back of his head, he could feel the night lights pushing on his eyeballs, the alcohol working its pneumatic force in his innards. "WELL," he said, "I don't have catmo, is it-" "CATMO™" "Uh?" "™" roared the tiger. "Right. Is it on the app store?" "TIGERKIND USES THE GOOGLE™ CAT STORE™" "I-" "YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE." "Right, sorry." Günther stepped to the side. A line of twenty small, neat housecats stepped past him and into the club, snickering. Glowsticks were tied to their tails. "I'M HUNGRY," said the tiger, and bit Günther's head off. His phone clattered to the pavement, the search field of the app store said "how to cat sto".
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:21 |
This was not a bad week. All the stories had something to them, and the loser wasn't a slam dunk pick. But no one comes out of the thunderdome unscathed. This week, I'm sorry to say, Anomalous Amalgam was the loser, with The Fall From Grace. While the story was funny, it was just not strong enough. Walk into the desert with your head bowed in shame (but please come back next week). The Dishonorably Mentioned put out stories that were interesting each in their own way, but in Flesnolk's (H) case, it felt rushed and a messy, and in a friendly penguin's (Automatically) case it was just... Boring. Our Honorable Mentions goes out to Anomalous Blowout, who painted an emotionally strong story with The Next Best Thing, sparksbloom , who told a grim, creepy and eerie story with Overhead and Southbound and magic cactus, who, miraculously, made the computer log format work with DRIVE TIME. And this week's Winner, with a superbly well crafted story which hit all the right notes: sebmojo, with Gravitas. Ascend to the throne, again, my comrade. Let the victorious sun wash over you, see the masses, praying for succor, bow down to your splendor. Prompt.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 23:32 |
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Toxxing to get these Week 371 crits posted in six days or fewer.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 23:41 |
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Continue to cat
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 00:13 |
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Preemptive in with How are you all
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 00:47 |
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steeltoedsneakers posted:Oh Goddamnit. On the solid assumption that muffin and as sneaks toxx up for this, I will judge it. 400 words, due 25 sept high noon nzt, "the hole underneath the ramshackle farmhouse"
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 01:45 |
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sebmojo posted:On the solid assumption that muffin and as sneaks toxx up for this, I will judge it.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 01:47 |
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Pirates! Week CCCLXXII pirates are p ace i'm sure you'll agree and that's why we're all going to write about them this week. Let's keep it simple, 1200 words, 2359 PST Friday/Sunday, but there are many different kinds of pirates so everyone who signs up will have a random descriptor given to them. and you will be assigned a hellrule, as is my custom. Captains: Blackhearted'Mojo Weepfaced Rhino Crookshanked crimea Swabbies Apophenium sinking pirates (no arms) black griffon ice pirates (no fire) thranguy rat pirates magic cactus, asteroid pirates, illiterate cptn_dr, ancient greek pirates, gods are real babyryoga, drunken pirates, noone gets hurt flesnolk, mud pirates, noone talks, chili, steam pirates anom amalg, fat pirates, everything is melting, djeser, air pirates trex, stupid pirates applewhite, perfect pirates Fleta, insect pirates (world just ended) asapsalafi, zeppelin pirates nikaer drekin, existential pirates bolt lux, road pirates (70 kph min) yoruichi, horse pirates (talking) quopro, cocaine pirates, no sleep till judgment wark say, sneaky pirates anomalous blowout, confused pirates Chairchucker, v enthusiastic pirates jerusalem, whiskey pirates flerp, reality pirates flesnolk, dance pirates sebmojo fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Sep 22, 2019 |
# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:09 |
in and some kind of pirate word i dont know. harrg or whatever
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:10 |
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apophenium posted:Preemptive in with Your pirates are in a sinking ship, and none of them have the use of their arms. Black Griffon posted:in and some kind of pirate word i dont know. harrg or whatever Ice pirates In your story fire has just stopped working. sebmojo fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Sep 17, 2019 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:13 |
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Rat pirates
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:14 |
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye think it'd be arr, but it's really the sea! And with that horrible joke I am IN with a for my sense of humor.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:16 |
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magic cactus posted:What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye think it'd be arr, but it's really the sea! And with that horrible joke I am IN with a for my sense of humor. Actually I think you'll find it's a letter of marque. In,
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:23 |
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In Let's do better.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:38 |
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magic cactus posted:What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye think it'd be arr, but it's really the sea! And with that horrible joke I am IN with a for my sense of humor. Asteroid pirates, all your characters are illiterate cptn_dr posted:Actually I think you'll find it's a letter of marque. In, Ancient Greek pirates, in your story the gods are real BabyRyoga posted:In Let's do better. Drunken pirates, no-one gets hurt sebmojo fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 17, 2019 |
# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:56 |
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In, hellrule
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:07 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:24 |
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In and It may not be today or even next week or even this year... I may be a bloody mess of flayed flesh when I get there, but the throne will be mine.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:26 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:54 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:57 |
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Flesnolk posted:In, hellrule Mud pirates, no-one talks (I'm assuming you wanted to toxx for this, let me know if not and I will remove the rule) Steam pirates Anomalous Amalgam posted:In and Fat pirates, everything is melting Air pirates Stupid pirates Perfect pirates sebmojo fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Sep 17, 2019 |
# ? Sep 17, 2019 04:38 |
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sebmojo posted:Mud pirates, no-one talks (I'm assuming you wanted to toxx for this, let me know if not and I will remove the rule) Took asking for a hellrule as an implied toxx, ye.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:06 |
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I'm not into pirates so here's to going in the opposite of my comfort zone
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:24 |
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Simply Simon posted:I'm not into pirates so here's to going in the opposite of my comfort zone Uncertain pirates
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In.
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# ? Sep 17, 2019 07:54 |
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Not sure I really have time to write this weekend Nevertheless, I am in, gimme some pirates.
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