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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

That would be Astros relief pitcher Reyman Guduan

Wtf?? Is this why he was recently let go?

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

MrMidnight posted:

I read it started when she was 13. He's been a pedo for awhile.

Yep:

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1173997366732644364

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Wtf?? Is this why he was recently let go?

The story was: Cy Sneed teased him about not being able to throw a strike, Guduan threw something at him (a baseball? can't remember) and missed by a mile, Sneed said "See what I mean" so Guduan took a bat to his head

e: I think it was Cy Sneed

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

The story was: Cy Sneed teased him about not being able to throw a strike, Guduan threw something at him (a baseball? can't remember) and missed by a mile, Sneed said "See what I mean" so Guduan took a bat to his head

Guduan missed with a shoe, which is even funnier.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Intruder posted:

The story was: Cy Sneed teased him about not being able to throw a strike, Guduan threw something at him (a baseball? can't remember) and missed by a mile, Sneed said "See what I mean" so Guduan took a bat to his head

e: I think it was Cy Sneed

It was not, but I also can’t remember. Some dude who’s never been in the bigs

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

bewbies posted:

"providing obscene material to minors"


man i wonder what that could have been

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

New Concept Hole posted:

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

:drat:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

zoux posted:

It was not, but I also can’t remember. Some dude who’s never been in the bigs

It was Dean Deetz IIRC

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Source

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
So yall believe the incest angle now cuz my dude got some sexual issues

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Vazquez doing that is the least surprising thing ever

How long until we get confirmation he was also a sister fucker

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


MrMidnight posted:

I read it started when she was 13. He's been a pedo for awhile.

I'm Chris Hansen with MLB Tonight. Have a seat over by your locker, I'd like to ask you some questions...

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Popete posted:

I stand by initial reaction of judging the gently caress out of Vazquez weird "sister" relationship

:same:

Sydin posted:

Yeah the initial reports make it sound like they have a hard evidence trail of him trying to gently caress a minor. He's almost certainly done.

I mean, it sounds like "trying" is putting it too lightly here.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




zoux posted:

Also the Phils are hiring a data guy, this is allegedly from the application


Jeff Luhnow: I simply would not.

Would you trade Sixto Sanchez for JT Realmuto y/n? The Phills already did this


Vazquez stuff, ugh

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

New Concept Hole posted:

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

:vince:

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

Dodged a bullet there, Friedman! Yikes.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Giants start a series in Boston tonight and Mike Yastrzemski gets to play in Fenway with his grandpa watching. Pretty cool.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Vernacular posted:

Dodged a bullet there, Friedman! Yikes.

My Dodger-fan roommate was bitching up and down after the deadline that the Dodgers didn't swing the Vasquez trade. He's significantly less mad about it as of this morning, weirdly enough. :v:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

The Pussy Boss posted:

Giants start a series in Boston tonight and Mike Yastrzemski gets to play in Fenway with his grandpa watching. Pretty cool.

I'm glad there is this piece of news to help counterbalance the rest of the world at least a tiny bit.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

Sydin posted:

My Dodger-fan roommate was bitching up and down after the deadline that the Dodgers didn't swing the Vasquez trade. He's significantly less mad about it as of this morning, weirdly enough. :v:

Obviously Andrew and his galaxy brain saw this coming down the pike...

Looking forward to Chad Moriyama's takes.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

New Concept Hole posted:

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

:thurman:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What's the deal with his sister other than changing his name

and uh I guess letting her make all his career decisions

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

New Concept Hole posted:

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

lol

Anyway yeah this isn't a thing he will just come back from and get signed like Addison Russell. He'll be in prison for the rest of his potential MLB career. This is some disgusting grotesque poo poo.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Pussy Boss posted:

Giants start a series in Boston tonight and Mike Yastrzemski gets to play in Fenway with his grandpa watching. Pretty cool.

Remember the 1990 Don Russ set where you got to collect puzzle pieces that made a giant Carl Yastrzemski card?

Well I remember.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

So no one’s penned a defense of a child rapist yet?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

lol

Anyway yeah this isn't a thing he will just come back from and get signed like Addison Russell. He'll be in prison for the rest of his potential MLB career. This is some disgusting grotesque poo poo.

Beating women isn't?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Carlosologist posted:

So no one's penned a defense of a child rapist yet?


I only saw one guy on Twitter with a "she looked older" type response. A lot of gleeful Dodgers fans acting like they "won" something and finding Pirates fans to harass, which is a normal and healthy response to news of child rape. A few freaks just mad because he "tanked his trade value."

Sports fandom poisons brains but the overwhelming reaction has just been "that's loving disgusting and he should be in jail."

Edited to add, and a lot of "build the Crick statue" responses lol

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Beating women isn't?

depends if you are or are not barry bonds

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Carlosologist posted:

So no one’s penned a defense of a child rapist yet?

"It's not like he robbed a bank!"

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Beating women isn't?

It absolutely is, but the US justice system is predicated on Puritan values and so provides every possible out for abuse of women while crucifying pedos.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1168958582878023680

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Oh no

Oh its from a few weeks ago

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Sydin posted:

It absolutely is, but the US justice system is predicated on Puritan values and so provides every possible out for abuse of women while crucifying pedos.

The song “Jesus loves the little children” isn’t meant to be taken literally.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Reading more about this sting it seems like some pretty top notch police work. The girl's mom discovered the texts and alerted the police, who took the time to make absolutely sure it was Vazquez (partially by matching tattoos that appeared in pornographic videos he sent to the girl) and once they had, they moved quickly and quietly enough to be able to seize a bunch of his electronic devices fully intact.

I know they're not dealing with a criminal mastermind or anything here but that is still a solid effort on a case where a zillion things could have gone wrong and derailed the whole thing.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Beating women isn't?

Yeah I didn't say or even imply anything to that effect at all. Addison Russell is a huge piece of poo poo too.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

GalacticAcid posted:

A lot of gleeful Dodgers fans acting like they "won" something and finding Pirates fans to harass, which is a normal and healthy response to news of child rape. A few freaks just mad because he "tanked his trade value."

Seeking out Pirates fans to harass in this situation is weird, but being pleased that your team did not acquire said child rapist is indeed normal and healthy, in case you're implying it isn't

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

New Concept Hole posted:

It was videos of the Pirates' 2019 season

iospace pls

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Vernacular posted:

Seeking out Pirates fans to harass in this situation is weird, but being pleased that your team did not acquire said child rapist is indeed normal and healthy, in case you're implying it isn't

Using a man victimizing a child to get a win on twitter however is not

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

I can't believe I forgot it was Deetz Nutz

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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Intruder posted:

I can't believe I forgot it was Deetz Nutz

I assume you know, but Dietz Nuts is a legit product too which makes it even funnier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYUvgxwuJbA

Dean Deetz should join get promoted to the MLB roster so he and Deshaun Watson can be sponsored by them

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