SiKboy posted:

On a serious note, playing System of A Down to rats at volume has been shown to negatively impact their visual acuity, as well as the obvious damage to their hearing. This also led to a marked increase in aggression. The rats appear to experience no lights, no music, just anger.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/omarsuleiman504/status/1173605625881866247

Tell it to Sodom. Oh and Gomorrah.

Skwirl posted:

I wonder what Lot's opinion is on cancel culture is? I'd ask his wife, but...

zoux posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

That's amazing.

dialhforhero posted:

Now try the same searches in Pornhub.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Does Pornhub have autocomplete? I thought the idea was you still have to manually finish.

SiKboy posted:

On a serious note, playing System of A Down to rats at volume has been shown to negatively impact their visual acuity, as well as the obvious damage to their hearing. This also led to a marked increase in aggression. The rats appear to experience no lights, no music, just anger.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's a rat

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's a rat

sebmojo posted:

A miserable little pile of squeakrets

Less Fat Luke posted:

Bye Richard, thanks for the GPL but you've overstayed your welcome by a couple of decades:

https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1173752412169023488

Platystemon posted:

RMS was a computer toucher who hadn’t touched computers in decades.

The signs were all there.

Spazzle posted:

Computers got too old?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I will go to my grave knowing that a deers jizz has value and mine has the opposite of that

Tom Gorman posted:

A lemon-herb marinated boneless breast of chicken, breaded and cooked to perfection, served on a toasted multigrain brioche bun with crisp green leaf lettuce, our artisanal deer semen spread, and organic brandywine tomato.

Hell Yeah posted:

*holding brimming full beaker of bull semen out in front of me on a busy train* please... please don't bump into me. this semen is worth, like, $50,000. please don't make me spill it

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't know how this is so surprising. Deer semen has always been a great way to make a buck.

Target Practice posted:

Haha, yeah. It made the trip from Idaho to socal in the back of a pickup truck cab. I got it at least put it out of the way in my garage:



It looks like it's a Mark V 510. I think I have everything that you could get for it, do to the shopsmith branded lathe tools and push sticks.

I feel like it can't be as good as having dedicated tools but it seems like it's going to allow me to do simple stuff that doesn't need a lot of precision (I'd like to get back into building bird houses and stuff like that.)

Mr. Mambold posted:

If you're doing bird houses with that, the thread demands a porch with fluted turned columns and antebellum style architecture.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Naturally, they didnt say they were making boring houses. That thing is a beast but still smaller than the individual pieces, lemme know how you like it.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

No, you'd need an auger for that.

EorayMel posted:

Schadenboner posted:

I think it needs the term "warfighter" in there (or is that no longer in vogue since it admits we're, you know, fighting wars?)

FrangibleCover posted:

The American Conflictist? Peacekeeping Actioneer? Limited Interventionizer?

Geisladisk posted:

force application specialist

Phanatic posted:

Sounds like a power bottom.

Smythe posted:

if you cover you dick in ants and start looking at porn, they will gladly eat the pre-cum as it is generated. every single atom of pre-cum is instantly harvested by a thirsty little ant when it starts to be excreted from the cum chamber. once you get really horny and the passagewars to the cum sackules start to open they can smell the cum chamber in the balls below and they cant help themselves, theyll start making their way doiwn your dick and into the balls for their feast. its like a door buster sale on dead or alive video games on black friday, tons of horny people desperate to get in and get their horn fill. theyre so desperately thirsty for cum. there is no feeling quite like a cavalcade of perfect, organized ants marching down the inside of your shaft and picking up cum molecules to carry back to their home. blasting a big load and shooting a bunch of ants out like turning on an old dirty hose is remarkable. ants in the kitchen. ants in the bed room. one time a guy told me that if you leave ants to do their business, like, eating some spilled sauce, if you let them do their thing they will clean it perfectlt and even remove their dead, leaving nothing behind put cleanliness. i like that. which is why my home is filled to the brim with ants, and collectible figurines.

EorayMel posted:

Cythereal posted:

...I just heard from a friend and former coworker of mine. A mentally ill homeless man not only somehow got a taser, not only did he bring it into the library, but he tased himself with it while sitting at a library computer "to see if it worked."

Straight White Shark posted:

if only he had the presence of mind to Google "does my taser work" instead

EorayMel posted:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

America originally planned to nuke the moon.

RFC2324 posted:

This was a time when America was trying to figure out how to use nukes to farm, so i wouldn't read too much into it.

poisonpill posted:

Waiting 48 hours would have been operationally viable. The soldiers would not receive immediately lethal doses of radiation and would not encounter strong resistance. The high Rad exposure levels would have been more problematic over the next few decades. I don’t know if the VA bills would have bankrupted the government long term or they just weren’t thinking that far ahead.

pog boyfriend posted:

i do like the distinction of permabans being only used for people who do extremely bad things and for deceased posters with 100k hours being used for people who are no longer welcome, but as was pointed out this still allows for people to PM you weird crap. as someone who received a PM from a user who will remain anonymous talking about how they want to chain me up in their basement and milk me after the apocalypse, i can understand the desire to cut down on these sorts of PMs. but i digress.

fauna posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

I can guess who that is. I wish I'd saved the old pictures of them nursing me on my deathbed, that they made.

fauna posted:

hahahaha what

FactsAreUseless posted:

Aw hell, I'll say it: gunky junket.

fauna posted:

omg people used to accuse me of being her sometimes, i could never actually read any of her posts because they activated my "back away! back away!!" instinct so hard i couldn't physically look at the text

at least the pictures she sent you were kind of sweet...? depending on the reason you were on your hypothetical deathbed

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'll be honest, I basically just scrolled through them. I couldn't tell you anything about the actual text, but the pics caught my eye.

fauna posted:

was it you irl or your avatar

fauna posted:

post-apocalyptic pog milk

RFC2324 posted:

This was a time when America was trying to figure out how to use nukes to farm, so i wouldn't read too much into it.