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I got this one from AEW summaries:


Dirty South & The Addiction vs. Team Rhodes Scholars and The Revival

They were a solid tag team with a lot of energy. Both teams were very physical, and both teams looked very dangerous in this match. We would see a lot of the same moves here with a lot of offense, I really enjoyed the double DQ, and a lot of really good footsies from the teams. We also saw a lot of the "Kiss and Hold" style

reignofevil posted:

What Is Talk To Transformer
Talk to Transformer is a neural network that accepts text prompts and composes a little story primarily by guessing which word it thinks should come next with what it's been given. It can do more than just poop out words though in fact it's half decent at pattern recognition. Here is an example in which I attempted to get Transformer to help me come up with some new wrestling gimmicks by feeding it some of the more notable ones I could remember.



What should I use for prompts?
Anything you want! I like to take Jerusalem's writeups of the week to week WWE content and I find the most provocative or most inexplicable parts and plug them into Transformer. This lets me compare Vince's output to that of a machine that doesn't understand human culture or greater context at all and I can see whose stories make more sense. That said you can put in whatever you want! Make up your own WWE story! Mix your wrestling federations and have AEW wrestlers fighting WWE wrestlers! Let transformer book your crazy wrestling dream match that never got to happen in real life! Let your imagination go crazy!

Some tips:

Keep it somewhat short. This network has a memory limit and the more you put into the prompt box the less you tend to get back out of it.

Don't mention Donald Trump unless you want to get bits of news articles and twitter hot takes regurgitated back at you almost at random.

If you put sexual words into the prompt it will start writing porn. More than likely this thing would spout racist poo poo if you input racial slurs or other crap.

Let's lay down some ground rules
Obviously you can post whatever you like the same way you could whenever we were posting these in the WWE thread but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE YOUR BEST JUDGEMENT. No it's not funny if you make the robot say racist things or slur gay people or whatever. If you enjoy that kinda thing go nuts but maybe don't post it in here k thanks.

All the normal forum rules still apply even though the AI network has never actually heard of any of those rules.

Any other ground rules to be added later as I think of them.

Can we get to the fun now Mr Killjoy?

Absolutely!

Sami




Finn Balor



Jr



Rhodes-Scholars / Revival
This was a PM provided by Netsky!





Dr. Bray




Okay that's it for now! Go out and make your own prompts! If you feel inclined make your own drawings/art/whatever! Go nuts guys!

Roman Reigns posted:

In a two on one handicap match, Bayley and Sasha Banks face off against Charlotte Flair. As soon as the bell rings they both draw guns and shoot Charlotte to death.

After a couple of seconds, the referee steps in between them. The show returns to normal and the match continues.

A couple of seconds later, Charlotte Flair is shot again and is dead, too.

Bayley is furious that she killed her opponent and takes a roundhouse kick to the face from an enraged Sasha Banks. Bayley tries to beat it with a few punches but Sasha grabs her and kicks her in the head, knocking her out. They pull out their guns to take out the remaining six competitors.

After their loss, Sasha's attitude is shown throughout the broadcast, with Bayley getting a "You can't call me a bitch" chant. The rest of the group looks confused as to what's going on, but Sasha starts screaming at Bayley for being a bitch. They eventually get back to work on the final match and Sasha continues to scream at her.

The women are outfitted with wrestling

frankenfreak posted:

I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Ric Flair. No respect! No honor! There is no honor among thieves in the first place. He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. If Dusty was a thief, I think no one would have gone to Florida, but Ric Flair threw himself in the fight. You are right and he was the only one who had to suffer for it. You are right; in a world of thieves, he was the best. You are right. There is another way — a legitimate way — to view the matter: Ric Flair is a hero."

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I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you, I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best - because you're not. You're the most disgusting creature a human being could ever come up with. You're not even the nicest. You're the most violent thing I've ever met. And you're not even the smartest one. And don't even get me started on the other characters in your story. Just stop it, man. There's so much more. If you're reading this, you're probably going to kill yourself. There. That's enough of that.

But you need to get to work on these issues. You need to make your body stronger, and your mind more mature. You need to grow up and stop judging and hating. You need to understand that the real purpose of killing someone is to provide them with an outlet. I mean, in your case I guess it's to prove that everyone else who can't see themselves as victims is stupid and ugly as

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You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. I'm a genetic wreck and I'll give you a thousand reasons why; but I still won't give them away. What I'm about is pure energy and power, it's a game. I'm not doing drugs or taking any drugs and I'm not looking to make money off my brother or my friends to make enough money to live. I'm a different animal. When you've got this kind of passion, you gotta have it put into you. The more power I have, the better I'm going to be. And I'm not coming out of that looking like a loser. Not at all. Even though I look like a loser, even though I look like a loser, I ain't gonna be. No I'm not.

Mister Perky posted:

DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS! NOW THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN! NO ENEMY OF MY SELF! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO HANDLE HIM!! THOSE UNFORTUNATELY THINKING THIS WAY WILL NEVER STOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it was this message that led the U.S. military to attack the Chinese, at Pearl Harbor and the Philippine Islands. But no matter how much this message may have been ignored or belittled, it was in fact the first time Americans had ever been able to send a message to themselves, to themselves directly! Now that the message had hit the American public and was not being ignored, it began a new campaign; "Tell Uncle Sam! Tell Uncle Sam!" For one hundred and sixty million American citizens who did not have the privilege of receiving the original version of the U.S. Navy's order to attack China (which they did not understand), this message was to be broadcast by a number of U.S. radio stations, including those owned by the U.S. Navy and Air Force. The first broadcast was to be by the CBS morning

Ultimate Warrior quotes were too tempting not to use straight away

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Here is how the Shane McMahon vs Kevin Owens storyline will end. WWE has taken a great step forward in developing a storyline, not only within the company but in this country, in terms of developing the talent.

Shane McMahon will go through a career of being hated. He will be a punching bag on Raw and Smackdown while WWE has him on hold with their management and marketing. He will be seen in the first part of the feud with Owens being mocked, booed and attacked when he is in WWE.

He will be seen in the second part of the feud as being in a losing position as WWE does not want to have two feuding stars on the same show. As a result, they decide that they will only give him a six-month contract and he will be seen off on a Greyhound ride back to the country. He leaves the company and goes into a dark place and turns a lot of heads.

WWE doesn't know about these things, so they keep saying "Shane will stay in WWE, but we're not going to say that he will be in a different position."

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SANADA will finally win the IWGP championship when he defeats Tetsuya Naito to win a belt that should be held by someone better than him.

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This was the original plan for Chris Jericho vs Hangman Page for the AEW championship. A little while before the match, Page turned up in the ring as a replacement for Shawn Michaels and made a big entrance. Page took out his anger on Shawn Michaels. Jericho threw him aside. Jimmy Hart got in and started the match with his own comeback. Howard Finkel came out to help.

When the match was over, Page ran backstage and started fighting the ref. On the set, Mick Foley was yelling at Page about what he said. Page threw Foley across the stage, and then told him "That's a fuckin' shame".

They took turns working on him from that point on, and after a couple of bumps, Page was on the spot. Page came back with a superkick, and landed a spinning elbow to the ribs. He fell to the floor and hit a flying elbow. The announcers went to the ring to announce that it was Jericho's win. Mick Foley ran to Page and kicked him. Page got up and ran into the ring.

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Wrestle Kingdom 14's main event will be an IWGP Championship match between Togi Makabe and Tetsuya Naito, with WWE Superstar Dolph Ziggler as the special guest referee.

extradite THIS! posted:

Well, what about my handsome boy SANADA winning the IWGP title?

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The IIconics regained the tag team championship with an Iron-Man 2-type match in the middle of the final. They returned in August 2000 to defeat WCW Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz following the match with the new tag team tag titles. They were also briefly signed by the WWF to appear in the Royal Rumble match in 2000 and 2000.

They became a team in December with the Dudley Boyz on a tour of Japan and then the WCW Tag Team Champions in February 2001. The Dudley Boyz quickly won the titles by beating them in the second match of the tour, as the other champions had been unable to take down the Dudley Boyz. They were subsequently signed by WCW World (which is still a company), and became a regular team of WCW Tag Team Champions. After the "Dudley Boyz" left WCW, WCW World decided to replace the Dudley Boyz with a four-member "Young & Giant-led tag team". Eventually, WCW World turned to WWF World Tag Team Champion Steve Austin and The Rock as its tag team champions before they retired in

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The IIconics challenged tag team champions Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross to a triple threat match at Busted Open New Japan Pro Wrestling on April 10. After Nikki Cross came out to start the match, her teammate Alexa Bliss and Lana Del Rey attacked the girls. While Lana Del Rey and Alexa Bliss were taking their spots in the ring and trying to get a spot and a chance to do their thing, Sasha Banks popped the door on them in the ring, and proceeded to pin Alexa Bliss. While Lana Del Rey was able to escape the ring, it ended up having zero impact on the match.

When she was asked at the event to discuss her career, Sasha said she plans to have one last hurrah when she is in the WWE and is ready to call it quits. "This is my last wrestling gig," she said. "I'm very sad that I am going away here, and I have a lot of regrets about not making it here, but I'm gonna go to the WWE and I'm gonna do it. I'm sick and tired of not wrestling." Sasha went on to say that she has not made any plans

Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

The heels were in full control, leading up to her victory.

Auritech posted:

and this one is just sad

It is 2035 and Seth Rollins is wrestling his retirement match against that guy. Seth is a good little babyface with some real heart.
He and his friend Kevin Owens have their match with Dolph Ziggler. I think Seth Rollins is finally going to get his revenge on Dolph Ziggler for a lot of people's good will. There's no getting around it, they're the best tag teams for this generation. They would have a match. Seth looks to be in control in this match until Dolph Ziggler comes out of the gate and throws him back to business.
On the other side is Kevin Owens. He doesn't have a lot of matches and they are very close, but this is the last thing he's going to want to do.
Kevin Owens is a pretty good wrestler, but he doesn't seem like a guy that will be that good in a match with Seth. Kevin is probably going to get tossed under the bus for this one too.
Dolph Ziggler vs Kevin Owens was just an awesome match. Not much else to say about it other

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Here is how the Shane McMahon vs Kevin Owens storyline will end. WWE has taken a great step forward in developing a storyline, not only within the company but in this country, in terms of developing the talent.

Shane McMahon will go through a career of being hated. He will be a punching bag on Raw and Smackdown while WWE has him on hold with their management and marketing. He will be seen in the first part of the feud with Owens being mocked, booed and attacked when he is in WWE.

He will be seen in the second part of the feud as being in a losing position as WWE does not want to have two feuding stars on the same show. As a result, they decide that they will only give him a six-month contract and he will be seen off on a Greyhound ride back to the country. He leaves the company and goes into a dark place and turns a lot of heads.

WWE doesn't know about these things, so they keep saying "Shane will stay in WWE, but we're not going to say that he will be in a different position."

shiksa posted:

okada working 3 times in a single night? truly the GOAT

reignofevil posted:

Cage Kicker posted:

Kenny Omega def. Tom

Cage Kicker posted:

Kenny Omega def. Tom

Auritech posted:

Oh dear lord this turned into the most banal thing

Orange Cassidy takes on Brock Lesnar in a no rope barbed wire exploding ring death match for the WWE Intercontinental title in the new WWE Network series.

This is the first WWE Network series to chronicle storylines that are not yet featured in the mainstream media and the first time a company like WWE has been featured on its online platform.

The new series comes as wrestling fans continue to search for the next big thing in sports entertainment and that doesn't just mean big stars. It also means the return of smaller brands.

It's a move WWE CEO Vince McMahon believes will lead to more consumers and more awareness for the company's brand of wrestling.

"I think the way the WWE Network is set up, it's a big, large, diverse group of fans that really need something from each other and each other's brands to reach that goal, because when you do that, you don't need to look at a TV box of what every wrestling fan's looking for, you just know what their passion and interest is," McMahon says in a clip released by WWE.com. "You only need to put these wrestlers into one or the other

KungFu Grip posted:

Chris Benoit is a murderer. His murder of Brock Samson is his 'self defense,' 'self defense' is what the people in charge of making decisions about such things would say, that is "self defense." This guy is insane."

The two-time world heavyweight champion had planned to take on New York's Matt Sydal at the World Boxing Association cruiserweight title fight but had to withdraw at the last minute after an undisclosed drug test was deemed necessary by the Nevada Athletic Commission.

The results of the test were revealed only after the hearing at which Benoit was released from jail earlier this month on two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to TMZ.com.

"I couldn't believe I did that," Benoit said following the hearing. "When is the last time you saw me happy? Not even when I won a world title, not even when I had three consecutive world titles. I'm an old guy. This has been an emotional roller coaster for all of us and I love every moment of this.