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Sandepande
Aug 19, 2018

tuo posted:

I made a thing



It is a good thing.

Tithe:

Sandepande fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Sep 20, 2019

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Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
Chris Roberts, parpitect.

Dooguk fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Sep 20, 2019

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Star Citizen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll-WMe7fR8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FLO7PN9Tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abCiDnegWjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmdEOBVafkY


(also Theranos, that indygogo project for a handheld food scanning machine and every MMO kickstarter asking for less than $10 million)

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

trucutru posted:

I finished watching the dead stranding video and if I didn't know that it is a Kojima game I would be sure it is some sort of prank.

Like, SC has toilets and so on, but can you weaponize your turds? can you throw bloody pee grenades to get rid of the Vanduul? I dont think so

"The bloody urine is a particularly powerful weapon" :omarcomin:

I can't really blame the Giant Bomb crew for looking confused, bored and occasionally disgusted. That thing looked extremely weird, like someone removed all the people who kept Kojima somewhat in check and things have just gotten too weird for most people.

Bofast fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Sep 20, 2019

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

skeletors_condom posted:

It's hilarious that the cultists approach purchases of pre-release DLC/jpegs almost as a hobby. They don't even know what CIG will announce:



Note: they are talking about this ship/jpeg ad:



I too want this new bad dragon dildo.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

My favorite part of the scam right now is that every new ship is the best ship ever that beats all other ships- only to be replaced by the new best ship ever (only $799- buy now while supplies last!!)

I can totally understand the minelayer.

Do you know how hard it is to avoid stuff?

I don't either!

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

tuo posted:

I made a thing



god's truth

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Quavers posted:

Best On-Screen Murder Attempt: Box of Donuts, by Sandi Gardiner

1337 Pro-Gamer Award: Chris Roberts Plays Star Citizen, 2015

Remember when the guys at CIG actually censored that from the archive trying to cut Sandy out by zooming in clumsily

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bofast posted:

I can't really blame the Giant Bomb crew for looking confused, bored and occasionally disgusted. That thing looked extremely weird, like someone removed all the people who kept Kojima somewhat in check and things have just gotten too weird for most people.

What do you mean weird?

Chugs a monster-san energy drinku to increase stamina and improve pee quality. My piss is now level 3.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I'm playing the best drat goose simulator, and it's awesome

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Now you guys got me dancing g ti watch that demo and I can't since people ar work would probably freak out

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

tuo posted:

I made a thing



I like it and will steal your goon valour.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://i.imgur.com/RsGNaCU.gifv

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1079620/Infinity_Battlescape/

Release date and everything.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Tippis posted:

I like it and will steal your goon valour.

:hai:

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

quote:

Don't be the person that says "it should sound more blue" and think you've effectively communicated. It may make perfect sense to you, but trust me, your audio people have no idea what that means.

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-09-19-getting-the-best-from-your-audio-department

EDIT: don't worry citizens. He says music should be more green later and that fixes the problem.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Grubby Hobo posted:

Should we have the Goon Awards for Star Citizen?

Best Imaginary Feature: 90% of Universe Populated By AI Indistinguishable from Citizens.
Best Excuse For Not Delivering Things: Building Amazing Pipelines To Deliver Things So Fast You Won't Believe It

Those were sort of easy, but Best Lie will be really hard.

I'd argue this with something like the manual loading of munitions and dynamic jamming of equipment and damage.

And everything their passenger liner is great too, unless you've been sipping (sucking) on your Hairy Roberts lately from the MiXmaster 9000?

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Well, fancy that.

Zushio
May 8, 2008
I like this little section at the top of the description.

REVIEWS

“a working prototype that looks, in a word, spectacular!”
Chris Roberts

“When you have talented developers working on a passion project, it creates magic, and that is Infinity: Battlescape”
Eric 'Wingman' Peterson

“I just backed Infinity: Battlescape”
Angry Joe Show

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Zushio posted:

I like this little section at the top of the description.

REVIEWS

“a working prototype that looks, in a word, spectacular!”
Chris Roberts

“When you have talented developers working on a passion project, it creates magic, and that is Infinity: Battlescape”
Eric 'Wingman' Peterson

“I just backed Infinity: Battlescape”
Angry Joe Show

But what is the real expert's opinion? What does Lethality thinks about it?

SabinBlitz
May 19, 2015

Firm believer that muscles conquers all

Zushio posted:

I like this little section at the top of the description.

REVIEWS

“a working prototype that looks, in a word, spectacular!”
Chris Roberts

“When you have talented developers working on a passion project, it creates magic, and that is Infinity: Battlescape”
Eric 'Wingman' Peterson

“I just backed Infinity: Battlescape”
Angry Joe Show

Jesus Christ it’s actually on there. I thought you made that poo poo up.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

SabinBlitz posted:

Jesus Christ it’s actually on there. I thought you made that poo poo up.

You made me look!

That is some hilarious shade.

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

Iceclaw posted:

But what is the real expert's opinion? What does Lethality thinks about it?

That project is too real to fall under his scope.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.

Iceclaw posted:

But what is the real expert's opinion? What does Lethality thinks about it?

Iceclaw asking the questions that matter.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Zushio posted:

I like this little section at the top of the description.

REVIEWS

“a working prototype that looks, in a word, spectacular!”
Chris Roberts

“When you have talented developers working on a passion project, it creates magic, and that is Infinity: Battlescape”
Eric 'Wingman' Peterson

“I just backed Infinity: Battlescape”
Angry Joe Show

Are these kickstarter shout outs to boost a project's popularity while the campaign was still active? They read like such anyway.

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

SabinBlitz posted:

Jesus Christ it’s actually on there. I thought you made that poo poo up.

God drat. I also didn't realize this was actually on there.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1175090342195908608

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I can think of few things less interesting than the tedious lore of Star Citizen

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I can think of few things less interesting than the tedious lore of Star Citizen

…but what about the Stimpire? :ohdear:

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I can think of few things less interesting than the tedious lore of Star Citizen

"What are the different types of electricity and which is the worst?"

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
"Is the flight model broken because Gravity Goo tech is still Tier Zero?"

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




quote:

“a working prototype that looks, in a word, spectacular!”
Chris Roberts

fuckin lol

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
stealth mechanics are finally in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OrLdnOUEkY

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Geese are assholes. This is a very fidelitous game.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I was excited about Infinity Battlescape but those quotes are putting me off.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010







Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Reminder that Baior of red has been recruited out of the diminishing amount of people who cared enough to actually play star citizen for a while and still follow the project.

He was recruited what 12 months ago or so? Now he's lead player experience analyst lmao.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Tippis posted:

This is a very fidelitous game.

The same guys that made Firewatch I believe?

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Dave Haddock sounds like a character from Viz.

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