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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Gentle Autist posted:

pram stop fat shaming

yeah it’s totally possible he’s skinny but with dangerously underdeveloped musculature

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yeah it’s totally possible he’s skinny but with dangerously underdeveloped musculature

Not possible. YOSPOS is a bodybuilding forum

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Jonny 290 posted:

Not possible. YOSPOS is a bodybuilding forum

building enlarged hearts and cirrhosis maybe

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

Not possible. YOSPOS is a bodybuilding forum

pram
Jun 10, 2001
goons be bulkin

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pram posted:

goons be bulkin

you can call me ronnie colemak because I'm on dat dere spellcheck

akadajet fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 22, 2019

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Gowns fukkin suck

E: :yikes: my wee is dark, weird I've been drinking plenty of water? :ohdear:

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 22, 2019

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Schadenboner posted:

Gowns fukkin suck

E: :yikes: my wee is dark, weird I've been drinking plenty of water? :ohdear:

oh maybe you got kidney stones! i have had those and thats not fun

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Agile Vector posted:

oh maybe you got kidney stones! i have had those and thats not fun

Maybe, but it doesn't hurt to pee?

I should reinstall that app where you drink water and the flower grows.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



that feel when the pee is red :whitewater:

I had an xray for that one, i think

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Schadenboner posted:

Maybe, but it doesn't hurt to pee?

I should reinstall that app where you drink water and the flower grows.

itll closer to passing, but you could experience nausea, lower back pain, and discoloration in urine before then

and yeah, i need to up my water intake too. i used waterminder before but a flower grow app sounds like itd be more entertaining than reminding myself of kidney stones as i tap in 8oz

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



the back pain in the morning was like i got kidney punches and the nausea was bad enough I took a day off to rest but it can vary

def get it checked of course, even if its kidney stones theres ways to handle it and make sure it passes eventfully

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
They're gonna shoot me fulla soundwaves.

I guess it's better than like a quart of barium and x-rays?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
morphine going in :ohdear:

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
my heart felt weird and I found out I have a (very minor) arrhythmia, and sometimes my heart beats twice.

btw thanks Kaiser for not destroying me financially figuring this one out.

also shouts out to the EKG on my Tim Apple watch which let me take a reading at my desk, and when I showed the PDF to the ER doc they went 'oh. Yep, you're not making this up' and let me skip the line.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Jimmy Carter posted:

btw thanks Kaiser for not destroying me financially figuring this one out.
kp ftw

was at my local one this morning getting a flu shot, because the only thing worse than having the flu is having the flu while kicking yourself for not getting a flu shot

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Turns out I'm allergic to morphine?

:shrug:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Sounds like they want to :sever: teh Gall Bladdar?

:byewhore:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I appear not to be allergic to Hydromorphone.

Still v.unpleasant, though?

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Schadenboner posted:

I appear not to be allergic to Hydromorphone.

Still v.unpleasant, though?

better to live with narcotic side effects than to deal with the pain head-on

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
good luck man

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I've been NPO'ed since like 10 last night and (while I'm sure I'm not objectively speaking dehydrated since they've been dumping in fluids like mad via IV) I'm so conditioned to a dry mouth being associated with said dehydration that I'm :ohdear: af.

Brains is weird fings.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

better to live with narcotic side effects than to deal with the pain head-on
AMERICAN HEALTH CARE: ORIGINS

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

well that escalated quickly from heartburn

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

akadajet posted:

well that escalated quickly from heartburn

RIght?

Have a bias towards action y'all, if you think you should see a doctor then go see a doctor.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




akadajet posted:

well that escalated quickly from heartburn

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



im glad they were able to figure it out quickly and get things ready to be treated too!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pram may not like you much, but you're okay in my book. get better, schadenwhatever!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I mean, at least it isn't hypermetastasized stage 4 cancer of teh everything?

:shrug:

E: and they can give me a flu shot here, which olds should get.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I have a friend who just got her gallbladder removed and she said she's having to really change her diet.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

akadajet posted:

I have a friend who just got her gallbladder removed and she said she's having to really change her diet.
this whole gall bladder narrative is the yospos geriatric thread content I didn't know I craved

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Uptime Sinclair posted:

this whole gall bladder narrative is the yospos geriatric thread content I didn't know I craved

bile is important

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
your gallbladder is a piece of poo poo

got mine removed earlier this year and it's nbd really

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

if doctors worked like the average programmer we would all be doing regular hospital visits to remove any organ or other bodypart which currently seems unnecessary

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

if doctors worked like the average programmer we would all be doing regular hospital visits to remove any organ or other bodypart which currently seems unnecessary

they'd be adding new organs over time which over complicate the system and make it worse, while never going back and fixing up the first few organs that were badly installed during a time crunch

akadajet fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Sep 22, 2019

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
Sometimes they ship early for that first nine month deadline but they really make up their costs in maintenance

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

if doctors worked like the average programmer we would all be doing regular hospital visits to remove any organ or other bodypart which currently seems unnecessary

we'd all be dead by 35

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

we'd all be dead by 35

planned obsolescence

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

TimWinter posted:

Sometimes they ship early for that first nine month deadline but they really make up their costs in maintenance

This happened with BORAT VOICE MY TINY HU-MON, but surprisingly enough the tech debt resulting has been small and quite manageable?

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