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If hell were to exist, my personal version of it would be all of you posting in another room but I'm behind a 2-way mirror so you can't see me and big beef city keeps checking his hair
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Sep 25, 2019 06:48
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Oh, I couldn't possibly afford a personal hell.
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Sep 25, 2019 06:50
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Also I'm at a conference for Content Creators and everyone looks at my conference lanyard and says "Excuse me, are you at the right conference?"
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Sep 25, 2019 06:51
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Oh this is the content creator conference? Sorry I was looking for the influencer meet and greet
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Sep 25, 2019 06:53
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Hell is other people, OP
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Sep 25, 2019 06:59
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Taking bong rips with Larry King and listening to him get more opinionated. Then we throw in the 3D scooby doo movie and he starts crying but won’t say why. 
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Sep 25, 2019 07:04
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I've always imagined Big Beef City as being bald.
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Sep 25, 2019 07:12
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kazr posted:Oh this is the content creator conference? Sorry I was looking for the influencer meet and greet Yea i am most def in the wrong place. Unless I can do some emptyquotes here, been wanting expand my posting portfolio
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Sep 25, 2019 07:22
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infinite beautiful women calling my dick hosed up and weird
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Sep 25, 2019 07:30
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*borat voice* my life
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Sep 25, 2019 07:36
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Telephones posted:*borat voice* my life
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Sep 25, 2019 07:40
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The ice cream truck never came today
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Sep 25, 2019 07:59
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In a room with a washing machine running a load that can never, ever be correctly balanced.
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Sep 25, 2019 08:02
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A cellar filled with delicious wines but every time I try to open one my rear end gushes blood
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Sep 25, 2019 09:05
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Former DILF posted:infinite beautiful women calling my dick hosed up and weird Nice try at getting Satan to accomodate your fetish.
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Sep 25, 2019 09:07
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It's perpetual dusk on a warm summer evening with a light breeze and I'm outside. I feel nothing, I feel connected to nothing, I feel as though I'm lost in the middle of the sea but I'm just outside my front door.
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Sep 25, 2019 09:09
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Sunswipe posted:Nice try at getting Satan to accomodate your fetish. cant hurt to try
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Sep 25, 2019 09:35
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your own personal squeezer someone to crank your hog sometimes in the bog reach out and touch me
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Sep 25, 2019 09:39
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Maybe you should reach out and touch your personal Jesus instead. e: Guess my personal hell is being beaten to the joke.
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Sep 25, 2019 09:39
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feelin your bone when you're all alone that hard thing in my pockets not my telephone
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Sep 25, 2019 09:41
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Unironic personal hell is constant discomfort that has no end. It would be that weird North Cal universe that Nmae described where when you put on a jacket it's too hot, but when you take it off it's too cold and you're never at peace and you live in turmoil. Made worse if wearing uncomfortable clothes that doesn't fit well and you're constantly tugging and adjusting everything all the time and the fabric is scratchy. But we're not in Hell and everything is ok, and my clothes fit right and the fabric is soft and smells good *sigh* ok I feel better
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Sep 25, 2019 09:57
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my dog died im sad posted:I've always imagined Big Beef City as being bald. Sorry to disappoint. I get the 'drat dude you got some thick hair' line every other time I get it cut it feels like and I'm pushing near 40 now (  )... Also I put in that two way mirror on purpose to torture others into watching me check it constantly which I totally do. I don't brush it or wash it ever. I just run my hands through my gross rear end messy hair and pick my nose while looking in it. Knowing you're back there.
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Sep 25, 2019 14:09
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Your heaven is my hell 
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Sep 25, 2019 14:16
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Print the shirts
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Sep 25, 2019 14:19
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Waiting in a massive line to get into hell and everybody at the checkpoint has to be questioned and it's taking forever
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Sep 25, 2019 14:27
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every time I would try making GBS threads in a toilet, I would magically end up making GBS threads in my own mouth. Like a one person human centipede style of a cyclical digestive tract
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Sep 25, 2019 14:32
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Congratulations on your new position as a data entry clerk. Here's your desk in our new open office concept space. Here are your 37 team mates, all clones of Rob Schneider who only make The Office references while speaking in his 'You can DO Eeet' voice.
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Sep 25, 2019 14:38
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Basically living in America with kids and fearing for their safety. You know, everyday is Hell.
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Sep 25, 2019 14:40
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*gestures at all that is around me*
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Sep 25, 2019 16:22
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Living somewhere that looks like this
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Sep 25, 2019 16:30
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Baronjutter posted:Living somewhere that looks like this i've lived in vegas/henderson briefly and it sucked rear end. too loving hot, everyone just shelters inside AC bubbles, it's ugly and just dying strip malls with a vape shop and nail salon and cul-de-sacs as far as the eye can see. p much a place like this  
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Sep 25, 2019 16:40
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Being trapped in a burning coffin Losing a child to an accident or disease Slipping on a banana peel, falling into a banana truck, becoming paralyzed and starving to death
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Sep 25, 2019 16:52
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My version of hell is my employer cutting my travel budget. Which is what they just did! 
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Sep 25, 2019 16:58
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My personal hell would be locked in a tiny room with someone eating a 7 course meal with their mouth open while they crumple up and empty water bottle over and over.
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Sep 25, 2019 16:59
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pretty sure for me it would be oklahoma or kansas, Some flat bible belt tornado bait chud hellscape.
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Sep 25, 2019 17:11
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Stuck in Wal-Mart forever.
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Sep 25, 2019 17:24
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hm. probably something that involves watching the human race destroy itself and the planet for no reason
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Sep 25, 2019 17:25
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Mozi posted:hm. probably something that involves watching the human race destroy itself and the planet for no reason The prompt was "hell" not "heaven", please pay attention.
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Sep 25, 2019 17:33
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Mozi posted:hm. probably something that involves watching the human race destroy itself and the planet for no reason That's pretty funny imo and really puts the naive idea of neverending growth into the corner where it belongs.
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At a party in line for a beer. Everyone I try to talk to does that YouTube personality introduction that's over excited and forced. The longer I listen the louder they get but they never actually say anything. Also the line slowly moves forward but never actually ends.
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