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Cojawfee posted:turn signals make fart sounds is a cool feature.  You're driving down an alley way. There are tons of them in Toronto for example where people have their garages.Its one way, and barely wide enough for one and a half cars let alone two cars. Guy comes out and points a gun at you. Someone needs to program them bitches to detect a gun and floor that poo poo. Also, for something like a deer, (or person, if there is no where to swerve) perhaps the car decides to ram on the brakes, and deploy a pedestrian airbag, so that if the car does hit person/animal, the blow is cushioned as much as practically possible? Food for discussion or derision.
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TotalLossBrain posted:is there an option for the trolley to run over the one person, then back up and proceed on the path that has ten people tied to the tracks? Michael on The Good Place had a great answer: what the trolley needed was an extendable scythe to cut down the folks on the other track as it was running over one set.
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Darchangel posted:Michael on The Good Place had a great answer: what the trolley needed was an extendable scythe to cut down the folks on the other track as it was running over one set. Now this is the kind of killer AI I can get behind.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Now this is the kind of killer AI I can get behind. 
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This is krakkles' post in comic form. Krakkles posted:See? We can't solve this, I don't even know why you're talking about it, xzzy. wesleywillis posted:
Darchangel posted:Michael on The Good Place had a great answer: what the trolley needed was an extendable scythe to cut down the folks on the other track as it was running over one set.
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xzzy posted:Everyone knows that once the trolley problem is introduced, conversation must come to a halt. Halt and Catch Firetruck
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Instead of individual self driving cars we should have larger vehicles that can seat dozens of people. They could even have predetermined stations along the routes that would allow passengers to get on and off.
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Previa_fun posted:Instead of individual self driving cars we should have larger vehicles that can seat dozens of people. Almost every single tech bro innovation can be traced back to "things my mother no longer does for me"
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Previa_fun posted:Instead of individual self driving cars we should have larger vehicles that can seat dozens of people. People keep talking about a fleet of non-owned, subscription based EV driverless cars that can come pick you up and take you home while simultaneously sneering at public transit. A bum is going to poo poo in a driverless car within hours of it becoming available, at least a bus driver can kick them off
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you could load a driverless car up with drugs and send it wherever, if it gets pulled over who gives a poo poo.
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LifeSunDeath posted:you could load a driverless car up with drugs and send it wherever, if it gets pulled over who gives a poo poo. Bender will be pissed that one of his mules got impounded.
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LifeSunDeath posted:you could load a driverless car up with drugs and send it wherever, if it gets pulled over who gives a poo poo. Not after mandatory retina screenings, criminal scum
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Not after mandatory retina screenings, criminal scum Shiiiiiiieeeet, keep one of these boys on me at all times 
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Me? I just do eyes.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Shiiiiiiieeeet, keep one of these boys on me at all times We’ll see how that works out for you 
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wesleywillis posted:Also, for something like a deer, (or person, if there is no where to swerve) perhaps the car decides to ram on the brakes, and deploy a pedestrian airbag, so that if the car does hit person/animal, the blow is cushioned as much as practically possible? 
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:A bum is going to poo poo in a driverless car within hours of it becoming available, at least a bus driver can kick them off My experience with bus drivers in SF is that they don't give a (figurative) poo poo.
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:People keep talking about a fleet of non-owned, subscription based EV driverless cars that can come pick you up and take you home while simultaneously sneering at public transit. A bum is going to poo poo in a driverless car within hours of it becoming available, at least a bus driver can kick them off After every passenger leaves, a hyperspectral camera takes a photo of the back seat and if anything unusual shows up the car steers to the nearest cleaning service and bills the customer.
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Saukkis posted:After every passenger leaves, a hyperspectral camera takes a photo of the back seat and if anything unusual shows up the car steers to the nearest cleaning service and bills the customer. Oh I wasn’t aware a bum would be a paying customer, my apologies
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Phanatic posted:Airplanes work the same way. Like the 737 MAX? 
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I don't understand what anyone in this GIF thought was going to happen?
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 It actually idled and ran fine, no misfire. Customer reported hesitation and juddering under load. No apparent piston or cylinder damage.
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Darchangel posted:I don't understand what anyone in this GIF thought was going to happen? I'm pretty sure it happened exactly the way everyone involved expected it to. Internet fame is a hell of a drug.
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I realize that many of you grew up in the social media age, and a cornfield is something you saw once on a field trip in elementary school, but that video has nothing to do with social media stardom and everything to do with young men (and women, honestly) that live out in the boonies do all sorts of poo poo like that for fun and maybe to impress girls. That's exactly the sort of stuff that half my high school friends would do even before Jackass made it more visible nationwide.
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What type of motor?
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With some luck the isolator and electrode chips traveled through the exhaust valves and now live in the catalytic converter.
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New Spintires DLC looks fun!
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Oh I wasn’t aware a bum would be a paying customer, my apologies
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I kind of expect self-driving taxis to have doors that only unlock if you NFC-swipe a phone with the app open and logged into an account in good standing, too.
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I will be very surprised if any company rolling out the autonomous taxi service isnt going to have the hardest plastic seats paired up up sub- Greyhound levels of customer service.
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Canadian tire   Lost to a god drat tree of all things. My loving wrench ganked that thing though. let that be a lesson, the wrench is mightier than the hammer.
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I like how the sticker looks brand new and the head looks 30 years old.
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Cojawfee posted:I like how the sticker looks brand new and the head looks 30 years old. What, you don't have rampant metal-eating nanite-swarm problems down south? It's not just polar bears and northern lights up here!  Sometime I'll take some pictures of the uh... perfectly nornal devices around the shop.
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Pile Of Garbage posted:New Truck Dismount DLC looks fun!
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ExplodingSims posted:I will be very surprised if any company rolling out the autonomous taxi service isnt going to have the hardest plastic seats paired up up sub- Greyhound levels of customer service.
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