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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes.

It's laid its last golden egg.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




CPColin posted:

You mean poisonous.

It's only venomous if it comes from the Venice region of Italy.

Memento posted:

Otherwise it's just sparkling toxin?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The War Queer posted:

bāfu, surely

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY *seppuku*

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

tomapot posted:

When my boss got his eye surgery a while back I got into his office while he was out. I scanned the pictures of his family that were on his desk, blurred them in photoshop, printed copies and put them into the frame.

S.D.
Apr 28, 2008

tomapot posted:

We had a great relationship otherwise I never would have tried it. He just looked at me a said “I can’t even get mad, you got me.”

I even blurred the clock face on his wall.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


gah, jesus

what a horrible goose

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The only way you could make the murdered girl picture even a little funny in that context would be to change the background to a phone booth, so she's getting chased in the booth by the goose like the kid in the second stage.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

gah, jesus

what a horrible goose

This goose is a real piece of work, I tell you what!

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
in fairness a horrible goose actively trying to gently caress up everyone's day is a good avatar for hellworld

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Ol Dirty Hitler posted:

I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa

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HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes.
Agreed, we should stick to the wholesome, family friendly items that made SA what it is today, like goatse, swap, or tribute.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Agreed, we should stick to the wholesome, family friendly items that made SA what it is today, like goatse, swap, or tribute.

Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

christmas boots posted:

Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes.

It was certainly murder on Kirk Johnson's sphincter :dadjoke:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

christmas boots posted:

Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes.

correct. you have successfully spotted the direct equivalence posited in that post, and can now graduate to posting in QCS

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm so hungry I could murder a burger (with horse meat).

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Paladinus posted:

I'm so hungry I could murder a burger (with horse meat).

Someone please Photoshop the murdered girl into a centaur.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Poor Regina, thougt of her impending murder and cried.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes.

How dare you try to censor my free speech; this is just political correctness gone mad. Now excuse me while I rant on twitter about how "cancel culture" and #metoo is destroying comedy because you're not allowed to offend any of those snowflake SJWs-

-hold that thought, the Netflix production people just called with an offer

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sir Lemming posted:

For you, the day Bison grazed your boyfriend was the most important day of your life...

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Someone please Photoshop the murdered girl into a centaur.

Please let's not. I tend to agree with the goons that think that photo isn't very funny.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

In milder news, the Anti-Food Porn thread is having trouble recognizing food again.

Synthbuttrange posted:



probably one of those diy hot pot places (you pick out all the stuff you want in a bowl, take it to the counter to weigh it up and ask for it to be cooked with soup/style of your choice)

e: I did not notice those gummi bears or whatever at the bottom.

This time it's vegetables.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Please let's not. I tend to agree with the goons that think that photo isn't very funny.

It's absolutely not; I just wanted to see if someone would do it.

Re: vegetables, some people are just really bad at identifying things in pictures. The shrimp incident was a food shut-in, but I refuse to believe anyone can reach adulthood without seeing corn and peas.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's absolutely not; I just wanted to see if someone would do it.

Re: vegetables, some people are just really bad at identifying things in pictures. The shrimp incident was a food shut-in, but I refuse to believe anyone can reach adulthood without seeing corn and peas.

It's the colour as much as anything. I'm slightly hampered right now in that regard as I have my tinted filters on, but those veggies do look a bit too Day-Glo to be natural food.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

are those tiny spheres of carrot? what

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

are those tiny spheres of carrot? what

Taking off my filters, they look like diced mixed peppers.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

ahh, you might be right. I don't think I've ever seen them presented like that. They definitely look a bit glowy. American thing?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:lol: ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lmfao I’ve been growing luminescent peppers from infrared to gamma for over twenty years (none of that radio bullshit for me, I need my wifi working to pirate chicken documentaries)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

:lol: ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers.

nothing but respect for MY iridescent pepper

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

:lol: ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers.
we will in a few weeks when we've cut off all the EU red tape getting in the way of our free choice

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

we will in a few weeks when we've cut off all the EU red tape getting in the way of our free choice
Ha, like you'll be able to afford three colours of peppers

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jedit posted:

It's the colour as much as anything. I'm slightly hampered right now in that regard as I have my tinted filters on, but those veggies do look a bit too Day-Glo to be natural food.

To me it looks exactly like the bags of frozen peas carrots and corn my grandma favored. Look at the green blobs. Some of them have a whitish cast to them, like you get on peas but never on peppers.

The colour is a little intense, but the rest of the picture has a lot of colour pop too for what's mostly beige food, so I bet they enhanced the picture.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'd like to forward the notion that this is somehow dumber than mini croissant VS prawn/shrimp.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Powerful Two-Hander posted:

surprised she needed that many lawyers tbh, would have though one small prick would have been enough

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sorry if this is the wrong thread for this but elizabeth holmes looks exactly like judge reinhold and it freaks me the gently caress out

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The secret to staying rich is to just not pay people.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Wasabi the J posted:

When the joker enters the crimestream, crime begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four bats on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the bat nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of bats and takes the place of the first bat. The formerly first bat becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

That’s how a society works.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


CannonFodder posted:

That’s how a society works.

It's "society works the same way". You clod. You moron. You absolute buffoon.

SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Oct 5, 2019

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Super Soaker Party!, please. He had a family.

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