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Malachite_Dragon posted:I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes. It's laid its last golden egg.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 16:21 |
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CPColin posted:You mean poisonous. Memento posted:Otherwise it's just sparkling toxin?
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 16:48 |
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The War Queer posted:bāfu, surely SHAMEFUL DISPLAY *seppuku*
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 17:30 |
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tomapot posted:When my boss got his eye surgery a while back I got into his office while he was out. I scanned the pictures of his family that were on his desk, blurred them in photoshop, printed copies and put them into the frame.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 19:16 |
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tomapot posted:We had a great relationship otherwise I never would have tried it. He just looked at me a said I cant even get mad, you got me.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 22:13 |
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gah, jesus what a horrible goose
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 22:30 |
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The only way you could make the murdered girl picture even a little funny in that context would be to change the background to a phone booth, so she's getting chased in the booth by the goose like the kid in the second stage.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 22:40 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:gah, jesus This goose is a real piece of work, I tell you what!
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 23:03 |
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in fairness a horrible goose actively trying to gently caress up everyone's day is a good avatar for hellworld
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 01:54 |
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Ol Dirty Hitler posted:I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 02:46 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:40 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Agreed, we should stick to the wholesome, family friendly items that made SA what it is today, like goatse, swap, or tribute. Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:06 |
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christmas boots posted:Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes. It was certainly murder on Kirk Johnson's sphincter
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:19 |
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christmas boots posted:Because goatse is exactly like murder, yes. correct. you have successfully spotted the direct equivalence posited in that post, and can now graduate to posting in QCS
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:57 |
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I'm so hungry I could murder a burger (with horse meat).
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 10:06 |
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Paladinus posted:I'm so hungry I could murder a burger (with horse meat). Someone please Photoshop the murdered girl into a centaur.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 12:25 |
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Poor Regina, thougt of her impending murder and cried.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 12:45 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I think it's about time we retired this one from the SA Meme Catalogue, yes. How dare you try to censor my free speech; this is just political correctness gone mad. Now excuse me while I rant on twitter about how "cancel culture" and #metoo is destroying comedy because you're not allowed to offend any of those snowflake SJWs- -hold that thought, the Netflix production people just called with an offer
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 18:18 |
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Sir Lemming posted:For you, the day Bison grazed your boyfriend was the most important day of your life...
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 01:07 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Someone please Photoshop the murdered girl into a centaur. Please let's not. I tend to agree with the goons that think that photo isn't very funny.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 06:15 |
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In milder news, the Anti-Food Porn thread is having trouble recognizing food again. Synthbuttrange posted:
This time it's vegetables.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 06:16 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Please let's not. I tend to agree with the goons that think that photo isn't very funny. It's absolutely not; I just wanted to see if someone would do it. Re: vegetables, some people are just really bad at identifying things in pictures. The shrimp incident was a food shut-in, but I refuse to believe anyone can reach adulthood without seeing corn and peas.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 11:22 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:It's absolutely not; I just wanted to see if someone would do it. It's the colour as much as anything. I'm slightly hampered right now in that regard as I have my tinted filters on, but those veggies do look a bit too Day-Glo to be natural food.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 11:32 |
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are those tiny spheres of carrot? what
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 11:40 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:are those tiny spheres of carrot? what Taking off my filters, they look like diced mixed peppers.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 11:43 |
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ahh, you might be right. I don't think I've ever seen them presented like that. They definitely look a bit glowy. American thing?
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 11:49 |
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ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 13:13 |
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Lmfao Ive been growing luminescent peppers from infrared to gamma for over twenty years (none of that radio bullshit for me, I need my wifi working to pirate chicken documentaries)
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 13:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers. nothing but respect for MY iridescent pepper
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 13:56 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:ff your poor rear end country doesn't have iridescent peppers.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 14:32 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:we will in a few weeks when we've cut off all the EU red tape getting in the way of our free choice
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 18:27 |
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Jedit posted:It's the colour as much as anything. I'm slightly hampered right now in that regard as I have my tinted filters on, but those veggies do look a bit too Day-Glo to be natural food. To me it looks exactly like the bags of frozen peas carrots and corn my grandma favored. Look at the green blobs. Some of them have a whitish cast to them, like you get on peas but never on peppers. The colour is a little intense, but the rest of the picture has a lot of colour pop too for what's mostly beige food, so I bet they enhanced the picture.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 20:43 |
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I'd like to forward the notion that this is somehow dumber than mini croissant VS prawn/shrimp.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 20:59 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:surprised she needed that many lawyers tbh, would have though one small prick would have been enough
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 21:47 |
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sorry if this is the wrong thread for this but elizabeth holmes looks exactly like judge reinhold and it freaks me the gently caress out
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 22:12 |
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The secret to staying rich is to just not pay people.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 04:06 |
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Wasabi the J posted:When the joker enters the crimestream, crime begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four bats on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the bat nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of bats and takes the place of the first bat. The formerly first bat becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:11 |
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That’s how a society works.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 16:00 |
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CannonFodder posted:That’s how a society works. It's "society works the same way". You clod. You moron. You absolute buffoon. SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Oct 5, 2019 |
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Super Soaker Party!, please. He had a family.
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