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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


ilmucche posted:

That's fantastic. The guy is so indignant.

I especially like how they clearly made contact quite early on and yet at the last minute he tried to accelerate into a gap that wasn't there and instead of maybe taking the next exit and coming back round he decided he was going to completely gently caress his car and his holiday.

I find the mental attitude of drivers once they're in cars fascinating, I wonder if there's been a study into why people turn into absolute cretins in cars.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://twitter.com/TheGlenlivet/status/1179447297807147009

I dunno how whiskey tide pods seemed like a good idea, but here we are.

I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and prank us but he never did.... :(

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Relentless posted:

"you blasphemed Jesus and that's defamatory"
William Shatner being involved somehow?
A shitload of dunking on twitter lawyers.
The saga going on so long that Twitter starts breaking.

He does it over and over

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I find the mental attitude of drivers once they're in cars fascinating, I wonder if there's been a study into why people turn into absolute cretins in cars.

Something similar to how people act on the internet vs in-person. A lot of that behavior can be attributed to the "protection" that a car offers, and it's much easier to dehumanize a driver of a car vs an actual living, breathing human being. People feel empowered to act like jackasses because they feel untouchable, again, much like idiots on the internet.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
look at the awkward white people :laugh:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/09/30/tamarac-commissioner-police-officer-rogue-cop/

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Former DILF posted:

who are these for???

It's obviously astronaut booze.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Love it so much.

Probably took so much to confront him in front of all those people.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I find the mental attitude of drivers once they're in cars fascinating, I wonder if there's been a study into why people turn into absolute cretins in cars.
It’s probably because driving offers you a surprising amount of anonymity for something you’re doing in public.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hahahaha, hell yeah

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Zipperelli. posted:

Something similar to how people act on the internet vs in-person. A lot of that behavior can be attributed to the "protection" that a car offers, and it's much easier to dehumanize a driver of a car vs an actual living, breathing human being. People feel empowered to act like jackasses because they feel untouchable, again, much like idiots on the internet.

Good point, this would also explain the terror when I've walked up to a dickhead driver's car and opened their passenger door at traffic lights. :v:

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Good point, this would also explain the terror when I've walked up to a dickhead driver's car and opened their passenger door at traffic lights. :v:

That seems like a good way to get shot

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Andrast posted:

That seems like a good way to get shot

Luckily I don't live in the US so this is far less of a concern.

*edit:

https://i.imgur.com/e44mW9u.mp4

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Oct 5, 2019

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/livposting/status/1180508408891486208?s=21

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/15/us/border-patrol-culture.html

quote:

One Border Patrol agent in Tucson said he had been called a “sellout” and a “kid killer.” In El Paso, an agent said he and his colleagues in uniform had avoided eating lunch together except at certain “BP friendly” restaurants because “there’s always the possibility of them spitting in your food.”
[...]
The president of the agents’ union said he had received death threats. An agent in South Texas said some colleagues he knew were looking for other federal law enforcement jobs. One agent in El Paso told a retired agent he was so disgusted by scandals in which the Border Patrol has been accused of neglecting or mistreating migrants that he wanted the motto emblazoned on its green-and-white vehicles — “Honor First” — scratched off.

“To have gone from where people didn’t know much about us to where people actively hate us, it’s difficult,” said Chris Harris, who was an agent for 21 years and a Border Patrol union official until he retired in June 2018. “There’s no doubt morale has been poor in the past, and it’s abysmal now. I know a lot of guys just want to leave.”
[...]
SERGIO TINOCO, AN AGENT IN THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY OF TEXAS:
Now, with all this rhetoric, I actually have to go home where I want to unwind, and hear my wife tell me the comments she was told, and my kids tell me the comments they’re told. So at what point do I relax? The only time I relax is when my eyes are closed and I’m dead asleep.
:qq:

“Bodies and minds are breaking down”: Inside US border agency’s suicide crisis
https://qz.com/1656790/inside-the-us-border-agencys-suicide-crisis/

quote:

On June 13, CBP announced it had hired a certified trauma specialist to work with air and marine officers following several upsetting incidents. However, Phelps said the vast majority of them won’t ask for help.

“And the reason is because they’ve been directed by their bosses not to,” Phelps said. “The human resources guy or gal will walk in and say, ‘We want to remind you, we’ve expanded this, we’ve expanded that. These things are available to you.’ And then after they leave, the supervisor of the shift walks in and says, ‘Anybody who takes advantage of that is a wimp, a pussy, and I don’t want you working in my station.’ It’s not a joke, they really are doing that.”
:qq:

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Oct 5, 2019

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
There's no joy in suicide, but border pigs wanting to quit is p. great.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The New York Times published an audio interview of one agent and he’s such an uncontrite piece of poo poo.

There’s no schadenfreude in it because he doesn’t even come across as sad. He is without emotion.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 5, 2019

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
In the list of 'people you shouldn't attack' that includes 'Men with the nickname "Champ"', I'd like to add 'People in smart suits who remain very calm'


(For context, the guy with the beard had spent the previous 20 mins attacking/threatening commuters, was a pickpocket and was carrying a knife)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxq3mtG6pwA

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Spirit Otter posted:

There's no joy in suicide, but border pigs wanting to quit is p. great.

I find no shame in being uncaring about or outright celebrating the suicide of fascists.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/2dN0BwO.mp4

sound

In case Malachite or anyone else who is deaf reads this thread, the one sound you can’t imagine from the action is a distant man yelling “WHAT THE <BLEEP> WAS THAT?”

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Oct 5, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2dN0BwO.mp4

sound

In case Malachite or anyone else who is deaf reads this thread, the one sound you can’t imagine from the action is a distant man yelling “WHAT THE <BLEEP> WAS THAT?”

Fate dropping the mic on the kid's music career is just icing on the cake

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

gschmidl posted:

Influencers, like this guy



If he got the caption right he'd still have to explain why he's drinking protein branded for women. Bootea shake?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



New Dash Cam Owners Australia vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZDbW3UG9_A

Your usual number of idiots ignoring stop signs and lights, a caravan getting a roof treatment, and quite a few very nasty hits, including a truck pretty much destroying a ute stalled in front of it (with the ute driver being injured but alive according to some comments).

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CommissarMega posted:

Schad's on anyone who believes in the mumbo-jumbo Winnie the Pooh's government is trying to push.

quote:

After Xu’s most recent fight, in which he willingly ate a flurry of limp strikes from Wing Chun master Ding Hao before beating him bloody in front of a crowd of hundreds, the announcer declared the match a draw and concluded, “Whether it’s MMA or Chinese wushu, we can all agree that this is a victory for Chinese kung fu!”

lmfao

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Birds fly, fish swim, thin blue line remains a wide brown splatter.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Platystemon posted:

The New York Times published an audio interview of one agent and he’s such an uncontrite piece of poo poo.

There’s no schadenfreude in it because he doesn’t even come across as sad. He is without emotion.

quote:

In 2017, US president Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding CBP hire 15,000 more personnel, 10,000 more CBP officers and 5,000 more Border Patrol agents. In 2018, CBP only managed to hire 368 CBP officers and 118 Border Patrol agents.

Good.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://gfycat.com/alertfaintalpaca

https://i.imgur.com/ixwZgPm.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/UBdAei2.mp4

Everything after this point has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/dBMN1EK.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/NpCFVbe.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/6CLclfK.mp4
https://lew.la/reddit/clips/d5578d.mp4
https://lew.la/reddit/clips/d1aquh.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/dHWBffu.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChMw6deaUQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAMi8yb0-ak

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I don't think being stuck inside a heavily irradiated building counts as schadenfreude.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Sepentine, Babou, serpentine!
https://i.imgur.com/dHWBffu.mp4

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Platystemon posted:

*dude dropping his phone down a storm water grate


How on earth was he thinking he'd get it back out again, even if the string didn't snap ?

Complications
Jun 19, 2014


Yes, human, I know I have your hair but there's a thing in it and I'm gonna kill the thing. It picked my human to mess with and now it's gonna get it.

Dartonus
Apr 1, 2011

It only gets worse from here on in...

Lady Disdain posted:

How on earth was he thinking he'd get it back out again, even if the string didn't snap ?

It's even dumber than that - he's dangling the phone by its headphones cord, you can see the earbuds on the right. Just popped right out of the jack the moment it brushed against the grate on the return trip.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Tashilicious posted:

I find no shame in being uncaring about or outright celebrating the suicide of fascists.

Yeah, this pretty much.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

bobjr fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 6, 2019

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1180665121259036672

More for what happened to the cops. Hopefully the guy gets off, but ACAB.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1180665121259036672

More for what happened to the cops. Hopefully the guy gets off, but ACAB.

Not all heroes wear capes

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1180665121259036672

More for what happened to the cops. Hopefully the guy gets off, but ACAB.

Yeah how about the cops killing that guy that testified against Amber Guyver, assassinated him in his parking lot. Cool country.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
They don't know if it was cops or not. At the moment it's just speculation.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Not all heroes wear capes pants

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

They don't know if it was cops or not. At the moment it's just speculation.

Goddamn you're stupid.

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