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MJeff posted:You just know HHH was hoping the crowd would like, gasp in shock when Seth got the hammer and they zoomed in on it so dramatically and really you could hear the crowd deflate the second they noticed. Now if he had grabbed Sting's baseball ball and taken 15 minutes to apply facepaint to himself...
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I didn't know how much I wanted The Kabuki Assholes Somehow Kairi made an eye poke look cute.
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Abroham Lincoln posted:Sting's baseball ball I'm in such a state. Everything is sending me into a giggle fit.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:I'm in such a state. Everything is sending me into a giggle fit. Well, they were in the red light district.
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Blaise330 posted:Somehow Kairi made an eye poke look cute. aside from the becky/sasha match, that was the best part of what I saw from the ppv  . thou I missed a lot of it.
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MJeff posted:You just know HHH was hoping the crowd would like, gasp in shock when Seth got the hammer and they zoomed in on it so dramatically and really you could hear the crowd deflate the second they noticed. Unfortunately, it was WWE camera work, so once they zoomed in, they then zoomed out and back in 14 more times like a 1960s beach blanket bingo movie.
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TriffTshngo posted:imagine giving wwe money on purpose after the last 7 days of programming
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just lmao at anyone that thought the fiend was going to overcome the suck of bray
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Raskolnikov38 posted:just lmao at anyone that thought the fiend was going to overcome the suck of bray The suck in that match was the booking, not the talent.
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iamsosmrt posted:They could've fixed Seth by having him lose the title tonight and get "seriously injured" with a hot return after his eventual recovery from Abroham Lincoln posted:Now if he had grabbed Sting's baseball ball and taken 15 minutes to apply facepaint to himself... There you go. Right there. There's your angle. The Fiend wins the title from Seth, injuring him in the process. Seth, knowing he needs to fight fire with fire, returns with a face painted look and baseball bat, because, as we learn, while recuperating, he sought the advice of Sting on how to face someone like The Fiend.
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TriffTshngo posted:imagine giving wwe money on purpose after the last 7 days of programming There's also Hulu! You can, in fact, completely minimize your expenditures to this dumb company to an extreme degree in a legal manner!
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Davros1 posted:There you go. Right there. There's your angle. I would have marked hard for this.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:I'm in such a state. Everything is sending me into a giggle fit. 
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I feel like in all the discussion about the finish, we've glossed over another big thing about that match. They actually used a massive cartoon mallet as a weapon in a wrestling match. I don't think enough is being made of this
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Dango Bango posted:Wait a minute - is Granny on B&V tonight? Or not since they're reviewing the PPV? god please give me granny reviewing the ppv
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i watched righteous gemstones and then went back and watched that main event lmao
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Seth at least has locked up a couple of Observer year end awards with his performance tonight (Worst match of the year, Most Overrated)
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So I just watched the match and I thought "Okay no contest keeps Bray looking strong sure" But they just had Bray lie there for 10 minutes while Seth just keeps grabbing another implement, being all contemplative about whether he should use it, and then uses it. So Fiend doesn't look like an unstoppable monster, because he doesn't keep getting up. He looks dead as hell. They recover it a little when he jumps up out of the gurney, but the match was over at that point, so is the Fiend just a loving moron who wanted to pretend to be dead for no reason? WWE is like what a movie would be if all the characters' motivations were "I am dumb as poo poo and have no desires"
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WWE is like watching the Shawshank Redemption, but Andy tells the warden his whole plan two weeks after arriving at the prison and gets shot by a guard.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I don't believe this show had a script up until the cameras started rolling. When Vince re-writes the scripts it's usually very good I hear.
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My review of Hell in a Cell: The good: + Sasha vs Becky + Bryan/Roman vs Rowan/Harper + rear end in a top hat Kabuki Warriors The bad: - Literally everything else on the PPV. Thanks make sure to like, subscribe, leave a comment, and hit that bell for notifications for future reviews.
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My favorite part was when he did the movie neckbreak-kill move on Seth and he died
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DarkstarIV posted:Also tonight's Bryan and Vinny show might be one of the best they've ever done. I might as well ask this now: I've only ever heard the Bryan/Vinny show and the Bryan/Meltzer show in clips, so I don't actually know how they break it down. Are they locked behind a subscription? Or is it a delayed release for a free version? When are PPV review shows normally released? Their site does a bad job of explaining any of this.
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The real Bray Wyatt was the friends we made along the way
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Erebus posted:I might as well ask this now: I've only ever heard the Bryan/Vinny show and the Bryan/Meltzer show in clips, so I don't actually know how they break it down. Are they locked behind a subscription? Or is it a delayed release for a free version? When are PPV review shows normally released? Sometimes (read: very rarely) they release an episode for free, but otherwise its all behind a monthly subscription fee. Bryan airs a free show Sunday-Friday called Wrestling Observer Live, but its basically the CSPAN of the wrestling community. So be careful listening to it.
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I feel like a lot of the time I just stop in to be like 'yup, saw the match. Holy poo poo.' But somehow after this PPV I doubt anyone is gonna hold it against me this was worse than a dumpster fire.
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Imagine something being so truly mindblowingly terrible that you forget all about the fact that Wyatt pulled out a giant cartoon mallet halfway through
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i watched this show with a casual and a hardcore fan and we all thought this was absolutely horrible. unbelievably horrible.
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Erebus posted:I might as well ask this now: I've only ever heard the Bryan/Vinny show and the Bryan/Meltzer show in clips, so I don't actually know how they break it down. Are they locked behind a subscription? Or is it a delayed release for a free version? When are PPV review shows normally released? Earlier in the thread where Bryan's rant was posted -- they post snippets on their YouTube page if you want some more to check out.
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Captain Magic posted:Imagine something being so truly mindblowingly terrible that you forget all about the fact that Wyatt pulled out a giant cartoon mallet halfway through Keep in mind that we've seen what that hammer has done to Ramblin Rabbit
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Hefty Leftist posted:just wait until Vince is spread between WWE and the XFL. it's only going to get worse It'll probably get better because Vince will be forced to deleg--hahahhaha
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Dango Bango posted:It'll probably get better because Vince will be forced to deleg--hahahhaha I thought Vince De-legged when he blew both his quads.
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Tato posted:Bray Wyatt sucks so loving much. A fun gimmick for a taped segment of two. But the dude legit has like several worst match of the year candidates to his name over the last few years. He sucks soooooooooo loving hard. Deserves to win worst gimmick in the WO awards like Kane did several times back in the day. The wild thing is that its not even that he's a bad wrestler. He keeps getting put in lovely gimmick matches that end in incredibly stupid ways
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DarkstarIV posted:Congrats to Charlotte who may no longer have the most disliked video on YouTube within the next week or two. It’s times like this when maybe Seth needs to actually stop bootlicking and go “Guys, I’m not loving doing this finish. You’re loving out of your god drat minds. It’ll be a crucifixion.” I can’t imagine having clout in the company and agreeing to do this poo poo. An underling? Sure. This guy? The dumbest person in the company.
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