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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would gently caress and cum in those olives.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

I would gently caress and cum in those olives.

AUG: I would gently caress and cum in those olives.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I would gently caress and cum in those olives.

for the love of god stop after the first two, we don't need another neoliberal yuppie who is loudly and proudly pro-lgbtq and yet profoundly bigoted in every other respect on SA

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

:chloe:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Screaming Idiot posted:

for the love of god stop after the first two, we don't need another neoliberal yuppie who is loudly and proudly pro-lgbtq and yet profoundly bigoted in every other respect on SA

ouch, this is like some kinda personal attack.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005



Did this loser just lift Lisas Braces reveal?
https://youtu.be/D4qQ5LQJtIU?t=85

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Purgatory Glory posted:



Did this loser just lift Lisas Braces reveal?
https://youtu.be/D4qQ5LQJtIU?t=85

It's from the first Batman film and I think it's in The Killing Joke as well.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




What the gently caress kind of candy store sells olives?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

ouch, this is like some kinda personal attack.

It is, but you're not Three Olives. Sleep soundly goon.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

What the gently caress kind of candy store sells olives?

It really is pitiful.

edit:
Sorry about the terrible attempt at a pun...olive it at that.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/sofain/status/1181221467620564994?s=19

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


we live in a goddamn society


also I really like the bubblegum poprocks posted last page, and I'm in the mood to eat a pound of delicious rotten milk America chocolate

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


That anime cumface poo poo is one of the worst things I've ever seen on the internet.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Dad Dom
Son Sub
So what?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Pee is stored in the balls, cum is stored in the kidneys.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


veni veni veni posted:

That anime cumface poo poo is one of the worst things I've ever seen on the internet.

I saw it and now you have to also

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3M1XMBnYTy/?igshid=1oubm4owdpbwg

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Sex Olive
Ain't she nice
Leading disco Popeye to a life of vice

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

veni veni veni posted:

That anime cumface poo poo is one of the worst things I've ever seen on the internet.

Actually, it's called ahegao, and

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I saw "ranch dressing soda" and threw up in my mouth a little. Uggggghhhh.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Hate to break it to ya honey, but he done peed in your box.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

What the gently caress kind of candy store sells olives?

I've been to that candy store, and it's more of a "candy store plus other assorted weird food"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Angry small bagel guy getting sued over backing down from a fight:

https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/07/angry-bagel-guy-chris-morgan-sued-bailing-celebrity-fight-dustin-diamond-screech

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

can't believe Screech was the one that was prepared to honor his contract.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Megabound posted:

Pee is stored in the balls, cum is stored in the kidneys.

Thats where the kids come from.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦


quote:

You'll recall ... Chris surprised everyone hours before his Sept. 28 tangle with Screech, when he went on social media and said, "I fooled you all! I ain't coming to the fight."


quote:

As we reported ... Chris was originally booked to box MLB legend Lenny Dykstra, but after Dykstra pulled out, Dustin stepped in. Bam Margera was scheduled to be the celeb ref, but personal issues forced Bam to bow out, and Dwight Gooden agreed to fill in instead.

But, the only one getting sued so far is the angry bagel guy.

What the gently caress is this writing

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Chitoryu12 is in buttfuck Minnesota, and sent me these images from the largest candy store in the state:


Oh hay, Australia gets the exact same Popping Candy here.

Rock on random cheapo sounding Spainish company.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

LifeSunDeath posted:

can't believe Screech was the one that was prepared to honor his contract.

He needs the money, his parents spent all of his vast saved by the bell fortune, and he probably didn't make that much money giving a chick a dirty sanchez.


gently caress bagel guy though.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

wesleywillis posted:

Hate to break it to ya honey, but he done peed in your box.

Very, very painfully peed in her box. I've rattled out a few cholesterol stones (don't binge on cheap peanuts kids) rather than the real ones and they hurt badly enough.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

green chicken feet posted:

Sex Olive
Ain't she nice
Leading disco Popeye to a life of vice
Who's the dumb chauffeur in this scenario?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Ratzap posted:

Very, very painfully peed in her box. I've rattled out a few cholesterol stones (don't binge on cheap peanuts kids) rather than the real ones and they hurt badly enough.

She thought he was just cumming really hard and was all "my pussy bomb AF".

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

SubponticatePoster posted:

Who's the dumb chauffeur in this scenario?

I feel like I'm missing something obvious but my gut says... Alice the Goon

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Yeah hi your latest thread title is loving disgusting and outdoes any fyad forum name I've ever seen. K that's all bye.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Yeah hi your latest thread title is loving disgusting and outdoes any fyad forum name I've ever seen. K that's all bye.

I can't believe they used my quote, I feel way too proud of myself. Thank you all for believing in me!

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!

LifeSunDeath posted:

I can't believe they used my quote, I feel way too proud of myself. Thank you all for believing in me!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Heath posted:

What the gently caress is this writing

"Journalism" - 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:10bux:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I can't believe they used my quote, I feel way too proud of myself. Thank you all for believing in me!

welcome to the AUG club pal

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

bradzilla posted:

I've been to that candy store, and it's more of a "candy store plus other assorted weird food"

It’s pretty great actually. Lots of weird candy and soda but also stuff like sauces, jams, sausages, soup mixes, etc. I grabbed some birch beer, Mexican Pepsi, dandelion & burdock, and other neat sodas that weren’t gross for a low price.

On the other hand:

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