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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i knew about the vagus nerve but didn't know that it went all the way down to the butt hole

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Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
had a coworker come down with unstoppable hiccups. he couldn't sleep or eat. lost 40 pounds in a week and looked like death. think he would've jumped at finger-in-the-rear end.

turned out to be ulcers

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
The belief in vampire fruit is similar to the belief that any inanimate object left outside during the night of a full moon will become a vampire. One of the main indications that a pumpkin or melon is about to undergo a vampiric transformation (or has just completed one) is said to be the appearance of a drop of blood on its skin.
...
The majority of Vukanović's article discusses human vampires; vampiric agricultural tools are also mentioned. 
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In this context, vampire pumpkins and watermelons are not necessarily any more implausible than other superstitious beliefs.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

vampiric agricultural tools are also mentioned.

"vampire tools", a comic by gary larson

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012



Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Rebo_Band

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lutha Mahtin posted:

"vampire tools", a comic by gary larson

*scary larson

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
On June 23, 2019, after a Twitter user directed Christgau's attention to the Wikipedia article about the book, the critic tweeted the following response: "Wow. Although the guy I assume wrote it reached out to me at Xgau Sez last year and I hope does again, I had no idea this full-bodied, even-handed, remarkably accurate article existed. I'm proud of all my books, but this convinces me that the '70s guide is the most influential."[58]

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
boooo

https://twitter.com/wikimediauk/status/985457035440525312

Troutful
May 31, 2011

Tennessee's legislature has considered legalizing the eating of flattened fauna except domestic pets, a proposal that drew a flood of ridicule due to the awkward wording of the bill introduced by state senator Tim Burchett.[51] The bill may not have been entirely necessary: an officer of the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency stated that "no wildlife officer would have charged a citizen with possession of road kill with intent to eat."[52]

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



219 is a happy number.[1]

(not worthless)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


wikipedia really needs to change their logo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wow you dont say, poindexter!!????

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

the dongfish lives

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Sagebrush posted:

wikipedia really needs to change their logo



Someone just used browser dev tools or Wikipedia’s edit preview to add that and screenshotted it.

The edit was never committed to Wikipedia. I checked.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Wikipedia should indeed not allow fun. Imagine if your average Wikipedia editor was allowed to have fun with it. It would be excruciating.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

<taking my son to the cloud chamber laboratory on bring your child to work day> and here's daddy's cummies

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



goblin week posted:

<taking my son to the cloud chamber laboratory on bring your child to work day> and here's daddy's cummies

lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Some people experience acrophobia when standing on the glass floor and looking down at the ground 342 m (1,122.0 ft) below.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Jam la saman jaron ŝi komencis nuddancadi; poste ŝi ekaktoriis en sia unua pornografia filmo, Duke of Knockers 2 (1995). Pli-malpli samtempe ŝi faris sian unuan fotaron por Score, usonan fotmagazenon specialigatan pri grandaj mamoj.

Minka estas ne nur la stelulo de multaj seks- kaj erotikfilmoj, sed ankaŭ ties filmproduktoro kaj (per sia retejo, vidu malsupre) mema vendisto de siaj verkoj. Ŝi laboras en marketsituacio de lukra senkonkurenceco pro du kialoj: Multajn ŝi atiras ĉar ŝi estas unu el la malmultaj azianoj en la fako de tiom grandaj mamoj, kaj plue ŝi elstaras inter la kompare ekipitaj manekenoj ankaŭ pro tio, ke ŝi aperas en veraj seksfilmoj kaj -fotaroj — la aliaj kiel ekz. Chelsea Charms aŭ Maxi Mounds ĝenerale ne koitas antaŭ la kamerao.

Unufoje ŝi aperiĝis ankaŭ en la usona televida elsendo Late Night with Conan O'Brien («Malfrue nokte kun Conan O'Brien»), kiu estas tre populara en Usono kaj kelkaj aliaj landoj (ekz. Finnlando).

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

tag urself

quote:

The original ramune flavor is lemon-lime. Including Original, there have been at least 49 flavors of ramune: Banana, Blueberry, Blue Hawaii, Bubble, Bubble Gum, Candy, Champagne, Cherry, Chili oil, Chocolate, Coconut, Cola, Cotton Candy, Corn Potage, Cream Stew, Curry, Disco Dance, Flaming, Ginseng, Grape, Green Apple, Green Tea, Kimchi, Kiwi, Lemonade, Lychee, Mango, Mango & Pine, Melon, Muscat, Mystery, Octopus, Orange, Peach, Pineapple, Plum, Pomelo, Raspberry, Red Champagne, Root Beer, Sour, Strawberry, Sweet, Takoyaki (sauce), Teriyaki, Vanilla, Wasabi, Watermelon, Yogurt, and Yuzu.[citation needed]

i'm Corn Potage flavor

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Sagebrush posted:

tag urself


i'm Corn Potage flavor

Disco Dance but only if it's cited first

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
i'm Takoyaki (sauce)

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Mango & Pine :yum:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i’m flaming

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I’m mystery octopus, foxhound reject

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Cream Stew :gizz:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I’m bubble, but. people often mistake me with my completely different person brother bubble gum

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


All frogs, in fact :3:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

All frogs, in fact :3:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




:frogbon:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
https://incubator.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wp/enm/Frogge

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

a small beaste with foure leggys :3:

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_notable_for_speedrunning

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i bet more than half of those citations are primary sources

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Rocket jumping from standing is impractical in real life, and would be certainly fatal if attempted.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

haveblue posted:

Rocket jumping from standing is impractical in real life, and would be certainly fatal if attempted.

what if you were standing next to a well and tried firing down into that, smartypants

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

A review by H. G. Wells dated 17 April 1927 accused it of "foolishness, cliché, platitude, and muddlement about mechanical progress and progress in general." He faulted Metropolis for its premise that automation created drudgery rather than relieving it, wondered who was buying the machines' output if not the workers

:allears:

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
pretty good

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