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T-man posted:I mean, he does have a very nice apartment, it's his one and only personality trait besides "gay" and "complete shithead". Get in, get done, and then you can use his fancy shower The existence of Three Olives is a metaphysical necessity as the forums must have a Goofus to cumshitter's Gallant.
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Oct 11, 2019 23:09
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AlbieQuirky posted:Just stuff everything in the two bras. A sports bra is a VERY handy carrying device.
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Oct 11, 2019 23:13
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Ran across this ancient gem of awkwardness again today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ
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Found this on an aussie FB group, and yes the poster looked EXACTLY like the dictionary image of a strung out crackhead.
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Oct 12, 2019 13:06
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Breetai posted:The existence of Three Olives is a metaphysical necessity as the forums must have a Goofus to cumshitter's Gallant. 
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Oct 12, 2019 17:53
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Not sure how far apart these photos are, but yeah don't do meth/heroin
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Oct 12, 2019 18:00
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Humphreys posted:Found this on an aussie FB group, and yes the poster looked EXACTLY like the dictionary image of a strung out crackhead. This sounds like a nice date
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Oct 12, 2019 19:34
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Heath posted:This sounds like a nice date You know it's a real date when you're sharing a previously opened packet of chips near the public toilets.
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Oct 12, 2019 21:05
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Slumfrog posted:You know it's a real date when you're sharing a previously opened packet of chips near the public toilets.
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Oct 12, 2019 22:02
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Three Olives vs cumshitter in the Thunderdome. Two men enter!
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Oct 12, 2019 22:42
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Breetai posted:Three Olives vs cumshitter in the Thunderdome. But only one man comes in.
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Oct 13, 2019 00:41
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Humphreys posted:Found this on an aussie FB group, and yes the poster looked EXACTLY like the dictionary image of a strung out crackhead. turns out it's a bunch of seagulls and raccoons in a human suit
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Oct 13, 2019 01:28
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Tubgoat posted:I'm blessed to live in a major metropolitan area so folks are throwing out perfectly fine food at all times. Nothing wrong with a good dumpster dive, although the foodland near me are being shits about it for the last 4 months. That personal ad just gives me the impression that the week old, half eaten, kinda stale, kinda soggy bag of chips in the back of the cupboard is a pretty good signifier for this dating experience.
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Oct 13, 2019 02:25
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Slumfrog posted:Nothing wrong with a good dumpster dive, although the foodland near me are being shits about it for the last 4 months. That personal ad just gives me the impression that the week old, half eaten, kinda stale, kinda soggy bag of chips in the back of the cupboard is a pretty good signifier for this dating experience. Oh, no, I assume they meant finding something only a couple hours old, Panda Express or Chipotle are often best. You get a real sense of what's good and what's not, real quick. As your skill levels up, you can accurately identify the contents of a bag or box by shaking it. The real good poo poo is closed takeout containers within a tied off plastic bag, means nothing's gotten in there and it's probably still fresh, or doing a faithful impression of it. My best find was ribs at Mall of America.  Took 'em home and nuked 'em and shared 'em with my cat. Fucker loved people food.  I don't know any places to actually dumpster dive, or rather I don't know their schedules, security, etc. I live next to a corner grocer but I have literally no way of finding out what's in the opaque black bags without opening them up, which necessitates hopping in, which I won't do if I don't know for sure there's something in there, 'cause there's a reasonable expectation it actually is waste. Also they have security cameras because someone graffiti'd their wall a couple times, and the owner's a real piece of poo poo so I know he'd press charges. The crisps you describe I would 100% classify as waste.
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Oct 13, 2019 02:37
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Lmao, the intricate etiquette and social uncertainty of an opened bag of chips, us humans are very weird. Give my dogs an open chip bag, they eat the chips, probably some of the bag too. Coz chips are food. Give two people merely the concept of a previously opened packet and we can build from that a whole network of associated concepts, past experiences, even social cues and dynamics. All technically imaginary, any chips in the vicinity remain unaffected in any material way no matter the mental gymnastics. Give the dogs the concept of chips and they just give you a look. As they should, ya weirdo.
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Oh goddamn it I just wrote....that... and realised you are pretty likely in/from the uk, and were talking about hot chips. Like fish and chips chips. An aussie packet of chips can only mean the thin crunchy things in foil packets. Hot chips in paper wrap are formally known as 'some chips' or 'minimum chips thanks mate, chicken salt'. Somehow missed the crosscultural implications of the word chip itself. Don't know why it matters here, but I feel a bit more stupid now, as will everyone who reads any of this.
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Oct 13, 2019 07:28
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Slumfrog posted:Oh goddamn it I just wrote....that... and realised you are pretty likely in/from the uk, and were talking about hot chips. Like fish and chips chips. Nosir, 'ma Yankee, and figured you meant potato crisps, but I spell color and armor and centre thusly. Labor and labour, it is my understanding, refer to childbirth and workers' toils/interests. Remember the classist documentary Idiocracy? Combine their dialect with the Queen's English and you got Yankee. Incidentally, death to royalty, unless they champion the worker. I find crisp vs chip to be a helpful distinction, as well as "crisp" itself being helpfully evocative, like if an onomatopoeia were edible. French fries aren't very good second-hand unless they were made by my brother, for me, as I demand he lightly burn them, well beyond what his bitch-rear end franchise owners would find acceptable. Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 07:48 on Oct 13, 2019 |
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Oct 13, 2019 07:46
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"Chicken salt" sounds delicious and I never knew this is a thing. We do have a brand of cracker in the US called Chicken in a Biskit, which tastes surprisingly good to me. I wonder if it is a similar flavor. This is my contribution to the chips discussion. Thank you.
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Oct 13, 2019 08:10
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green chicken feet posted:"Chicken salt" sounds delicious and I never knew this is a thing. It is dehydrated chicken stock, and it is often quite okay indeed
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Tubgoat posted:Nosir, 'ma Yankee, Swing and a miss there by me, ah well there's still this confusion about... Tubgoat posted:and figured you meant potato crisps Well poo poo, lucky I didnt hurl out an extra mess of dubious verbiage, clarifying whatever the hell point I was making about that Tubgoat posted:but I spell color and armor and centre thusly This obviously wrong and hurts society , but I can't give you an actual reason why. That 'u' isn't actually doing much in those words, but some deeply implanted useless grammar reflex sneers at these new world slapdash versions and won't allow me to use them.
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Oct 13, 2019 10:01
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Slumfrog posted:Swing and a miss there by me, ah well there's still this confusion about... Source your quote
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Oct 13, 2019 10:50
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Do we really need these kind of semantic arguments once a fortnight?
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Oct 13, 2019 10:57
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I think it was a Cracked article or something that mentioned that letters started getting dropped from common words because newspaper advertising would charge per letter. Not sure how they decided which words should have letters dropped.
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Oct 13, 2019 12:27
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Tubgoat posted:Cracked article There is the AUG right there.
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Oct 13, 2019 12:29
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Humphreys posted:There is the AUG right there. But whoo boy, lemme tell you about that neoliberal political orthodoxy.
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Oct 13, 2019 12:32
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Enjoy!
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Oct 13, 2019 13:13
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Tubgoat posted:Enjoy! That there's an AUG trifecta.
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Oct 13, 2019 17:10
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Slumfrog posted:chicken salt'. I'm intrigued. Just when I thought the Aussies didn't have any more weird stuff.
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Oct 13, 2019 17:45
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What does it mean to "Yang" someone? From the video it seems to put on a mask which highlights asian sterotypes and kinda dance? I don't get what effect it is supposed to have?
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Oct 13, 2019 18:22
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Benny Harvey posted:I'm intrigued. Just when I thought the Aussies didn't have any more weird stuff. It’s basically just chicken bouillon, except vegan somehow. Good stuff, goes on anything. You can buy it on amazon
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Oct 13, 2019 18:26
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Ziv Zulander posted:It’s basically just chicken bouillon, except vegan somehow. Good stuff, goes on anything. You can buy it on amazon
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Oct 13, 2019 19:03
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Ziv Zulander posted:It’s basically just chicken bouillon, except vegan somehow. Good stuff, goes on anything. You can buy it on amazon Anything? Even a meat pie floater?
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Oct 13, 2019 19:04
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who dares open the forbidden freezer? My apologies for lovely image, that right there is a freezer, packed with stuff, in a house that has been without power for I don't know how long. Contents: Probably about a solid kilo of lingonberries. A bag of blueberries. A bag of... liquid-ish brown, maybe meat? One plastic box of meat. The yellow layer is mostly ice cream! Mostly...
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Oct 13, 2019 19:20
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I found a bag of hard boiled eggs labeled as best before October 2018 last Friday in the work fridge.
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Oct 13, 2019 19:37
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LingcodKilla posted:I found a bag of hard boiled eggs labeled as best before October 2018 last Friday in the work fridge. So how were they?
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Oct 13, 2019 19:48
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beanieson posted:So how were they? Green grayish and flabby. 0/10 would not eat again.
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Oct 13, 2019 20:27
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LingcodKilla posted:Green grayish and flabby.  
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LingcodKilla posted:Green grayish and flabby. Don’t doxx our sex life.
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