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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's sort of in the same space as microwave frozen dinners in that it is food made in a factory and frozen months ago and then warmed up.

Except it still actually tastes fine, unlike microwaved dinners.

Panera's pretty good. Sure, there's a lot of places I'd eat over it, but it's fine. Seeing this doesn't put me off their mac & cheese at all.

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

DiggityDoink posted:

i don't see how retort pouches are awful food porn

The idea that anything isn't hand made from scratch is a common attack against any food service business. People honestly expect that for $10 they are getting handmade from scratch from the finest ingredients a dish lovingly prepped by a team of 6-10 expert chefs.

"Fast food" everyone knows and accepts its all frozen, pre-made slop but once you go a single step up to Applebees or a local diner suddenly getting previously frozen food/premade items is a now a huge ripoff.

Even using boxed pasta and a quick by hand basic cheese sauce(milk, butter, flour, cheese blend) would be insanely expensive for a major chain much less the level of skill needed to do it exactly right every time.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
I think the point we're driving at here is that that video is only shocking to stupid people, who probably deserve to be shocked once in a while.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


The real panera afp is them falsely accusing their competetors of using human hair as an ingredient.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Yeah, it kinda depends on the type of restaurant. I worked at one spot that made the cheese sauce from scratch, but they'd make a huge amount and keep it warm during service hours so it was always ready to go. The pasta was par-cooked, so when someone ordered it, it would only take a couple minutes to finish cooking and slap some sauce on it.

Another place I worked had a giant steam oven, so you could load a hotel pan with food or retort pouches to cook/heat it. Pretty much all of their soups were made that way. :shrug:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Ugh, do we have to post about Brexit in every thread?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/tastebudtv/status/1181600309375897600

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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pentyne posted:

The idea that anything isn't hand made from scratch is a common attack against any food service business. People honestly expect that for $10 they are getting handmade from scratch from the finest ingredients a dish lovingly prepped by a team of 6-10 expert chefs.

"Fast food" everyone knows and accepts its all frozen, pre-made slop but once you go a single step up to Applebees or a local diner suddenly getting previously frozen food/premade items is a now a huge ripoff.

Even using boxed pasta and a quick by hand basic cheese sauce(milk, butter, flour, cheese blend) would be insanely expensive for a major chain much less the level of skill needed to do it exactly right every time.

Ugh, fast food is sooooo disgusting and lazy!!! *goes to a NYC pizza joint where the pizzas sit in a room temperature glass case all day and they grab a slice off it and warm it in the oven for two minutes before throwing it in a box for you*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That video made me feel significantly more positive about Panera, honestly

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean, most stuff you're going to get at Panera actually is made from scratch right then and there. Salads, sandwiches, those don't come out of an MRE bag.

Mac & cheese is kind of a supply-chain worst-case scenario for a fast food joint menu

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

I mean, most stuff you're going to get at Panera actually is made from scratch right then and there. Salads, sandwiches, those don't come out of an MRE bag.

Mac & cheese is kind of a supply-chain worst-case scenario for a fast food joint menu

Yeah, and I never would have guessed each person got an individually prepared and measured portion like that. I pictured it coming out of a soup pot or warming tray and being a total quality crapshoot

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Panera should invest in these bois, heat it up in the microwave, serve it al dente.

"It's liquid gold"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

Hot tip: if you ever eat at Boston Market, that's how every side dish is warmed up before putting it into the shallow pans you see under the hot case.

what? i worked at a boston market for 2 years and the sides and chicken are made from scratch in the back, portioned in to pans and then held in steamers

they're not sous viding the stuffing, guy

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Data Graham posted:

I mean, most stuff you're going to get at Panera actually is made from scratch right then and there. Salads, sandwiches, those don't come out of an MRE bag.

That's not 'made from scratch.' That's just 'assembled.'

They don't even make the dough for the bread.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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If they're not killing their own macaroni out back it's not fresh enough

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I knew a guy in college that got fired from there for that, granted it was figuratively not literally.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

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Bunny Chow of Despond

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Weirdly, my family was amongst the Disloyalists, it doesn't come up much since it was like 200 years ago but we're apparently seditious to the Crown of Canada

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Using a cake fork for a terrine

monstrous

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

DiggityDoink posted:

Awful food story time. I was just chopping some habaneros to put in my pickled onions and after washing my hands like 3 times, I went to the bathroom. I guess I didn't wash them enough because my dick is on fire right now, goddamn.

I did this after halving ghost peppers and carolina reapers to dehydrate them for superhot chilli powder, do not recommend

The Bloop posted:

That video made me feel significantly more positive about Panera, honestly

It actually gave me a good idea for meal prepping mac and cheese at home, freezing a bunch in single serve vacuum packs

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

boar guy posted:

what? i worked at a boston market for 2 years and the sides and chicken are made from scratch in the back, portioned in to pans and then held in steamers

they're not sous viding the stuffing, guy

Mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, sweet potatoes, spinach, all that was delivered frozen, then warmed up in the sous vide things, then dumped into hotel pans and brought to the line as needed.

I forget how the stuffing was made, but it was probably bullshit too.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

Mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, sweet potatoes, spinach, all that was delivered frozen, then warmed up in the sous vide things, then dumped into hotel pans and brought to the line as needed.

I forget how the stuffing was made, but it was probably bullshit too.

must be some sort of commissary/franchisee model? we did that poo poo live.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

My aunt wanted to try Cracker Barrel, so we went last week. It was... okay, I guess? Nothing exactly objectional, just eh. Kinda bland, portion sizes for the elderly, gift shop full of hokey crap.

I'm from Texas, there are standards for chicken fried steak. As big as the plate, smothered in so much gravy you can barely see it, tenderized but with a bit of chewiness you just can't hammer out. Cracker Barrel was a good yankee chicken fry.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

rndmnmbr posted:

My aunt wanted to try Cracker Barrel, so we went last week. It was... okay, I guess? Nothing exactly objectional, just eh. Kinda bland, portion sizes for the elderly, gift shop full of hokey crap.

I'm from Texas, there are standards for chicken fried steak. As big as the plate, smothered in so much gravy you can barely see it, tenderized but with a bit of chewiness you just can't hammer out. Cracker Barrel was a good yankee chicken fry.

the only good thing about cracker barrel is the potato casserole. its probably some retort pouched bullshit but it's delicious.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rndmnmbr posted:

yankee chicken fry.

This isn't even a thing

Cracker Barrel is Midwest safe/bland personified. They also, somehow, have the single worst cornbread I've ever encountered

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The best thing at Cracker Barrel is that golf tee triangle game.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

rndmnmbr posted:

My aunt wanted to try Cracker Barrel, so we went last week. It was... okay, I guess? Nothing exactly objectional, just eh. Kinda bland, portion sizes for the elderly, gift shop full of hokey crap.

I'm from Texas, there are standards for chicken fried steak. As big as the plate, smothered in so much gravy you can barely see it, tenderized but with a bit of chewiness you just can't hammer out. Cracker Barrel was a good yankee chicken fry.

Cracker Barrel is extra bland food for white boomers.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best thing at Cracker Barrel is that golf tee triangle game.

My mom loving loves Cracker Barrel, and insists that we all play it the entire time we're waiting for food to show up. I"m so sick of that game.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The "cracker" in Cracker Barrel is white people

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

Cracker Barrel is extra bland food for white boomers.



shame on you, Cracker Barrel :ohdear:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Few years ago I wanted to try Cracker Barrel, imagining it would be passable "southern" food but like mega corporate. I was shocked at the whole forced gift shop situation. The food and service were god awful. The customers were the saddest bunch of single old white dudes I've ever seen anywhere, was like a widowers AA meeting. The waiter asked me how the food was and I said "Well this is my first time here and the food is terrible." The manager came over and asked again how the meal was and I told him terrible but since I came there on a goof, I could care less. He was really confused when I declined a different meal or refund, given the old boomer clientele I'm sure he assumed my reaction would be a full on loving tantrum.

And just to be clear, I could throw a rock and hit 5 places that serve excellent chicken fried steaks...this loving thing was clearly frozen, and put under a heat lamp to the point it was like leather..and the biscuits tasted like they'd dumpster dove them out from behind red lobster.

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Our chicken fried steak is frozen and reheated/fried and it is Not Good

the chicken fried chicken is hand breaded and actual chicken, and is delicious. Mac and cheese is water-cooked in bigass retort pouches, portioned, cooled and then reheated. Mashed potatoes are made from scratch, then either cooled and re-steamed later or kept in a warmer for four hours

we apparently used to do the "use the fryer to cook soups" thing despite having a 6-burner range but the GM caught someone doing it like her first week here and had a fit that the prep cooks still remember, so we don't do that anymore

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Cracker burial.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

The customers were the saddest bunch of single old white dudes I've ever seen anywhere, was like a widowers AA meeting.

That's weird, every time I've been to Cracker Barrel it's always been packed with families, with at least two boomers and what I assume are their descendants. Then again my only times I go to one are when I visit my family for Christmas.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The cracker barrel gift shop is pretty good if you have a family member who loves extremely tacky elvis memorabilia. They always seem to have new elvis crap every year despite it all looking like it was made in the 80s. It makes christmas shopping for my grandparents super easy, they can't get enough of it.

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