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beanieson posted:What do you just sit on the commode fully clothed and scroll Facebook? 
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DemonDarkhorse posted:this is exactly why i don't do online dating. Every single one of these images elicited an involuntary groan at best, most also got a solid "ah for fucks sake" or a "what the christ?" Do these people not read the exceptionally try-hard yet still creepy poo poo they write?
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Humphreys posted:I poop at home. It's MY toilet and I don't have to worry about anyone elses arses and junk touching it other than my partner, whos' junk I'm either about to or have just touched. I, too, poo poo only right before or right after sex. Exclusively.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I, too, poo poo only right before or right after sex. Exclusively. I, too, have never poo poo.
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help aug thread I took Sandwich Anarchist's advice and now I'm never not pooping
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T-man posted:help aug thread I took Sandwich Anarchist's advice and now I'm never not pooping This brings up an interesting thot experiment. If your partner isn't into pooping, are they truly a partner?
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T-man posted:help aug thread I took Sandwich Anarchist's advice and now I'm never not pooping schrodinger's sexshit
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I once took a poo poo in the work bathroom on my day off
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Fumaofthelake posted:I once took a poo poo in the work bathroom on my day off So you work from home OP?
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I, too, poo poo only right before or right after sex. Exclusively. Have you tried averaging that out?
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Fumaofthelake posted:I once took a poo poo in the work bathroom on my day off It'd bring a tear to Marx's eye
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Breetai posted:Have you tried averaging that out? Nothing about my poo poo is average 
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It's like they were trying to ape the ahegao clothes thing but forgot that it was supposed to be all O-faces after they found about two pictures of her. Also, I have seen someone wearing an ahegao hoodie IRL (on a college campus, because of course). It was extremely AUG.
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Breetai posted:The existence of Three Olives is a metaphysical necessity as the forums must have a Goofus to cumshitter's Gallant. I’m sorry but I just had to quote this. Thanks. Carry on goons!
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Fumaofthelake posted:I once took a poo poo in the work bathroom on my day off gently caress yea security clearance and underground lab bathrooms close to the mall rock.
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This isn't too aug but it made me pause, especially from reading all those huge age gap stories in r/relationships https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/20/dennis-quaid-engaged-26-year-old-girlfriend-ring/ Dennis Quaid (65) proposed to his girlfriend of 3 months, a 26 year old. He just got divorced from his 3rd wife slightly a year ago and I thought he had to pay a pretty penny for it, so I don't know if he even has much money to leave to this girl once he dies. Or is dating an actor the appeal? What do they talk about? Its almost 40 years between them. One of those things hollywood and the rich can get away with more easily, though my 25 year old former neighbor is now dating a skinhead 53 year old and they are in ~ tru love ~ so maybe its the real deal after all? 
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I have no reasoning behind this whatsoever but I always feel when a studio can’t get Harrison Ford they get Dennis quaid
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cinni posted:This isn't too aug but it made me pause, especially from reading all those huge age gap stories in r/relationships She's got daddy issues. He likes knocken them bones.
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oldpainless posted:I have no reasoning behind this whatsoever but I always feel when a studio can’t get Harrison Ford they get Dennis quaid Thats a pretty solid theory.
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LingcodKilla posted:She's got daddy issues. Thats a pretty solid theory.
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oldpainless posted:I have no reasoning behind this whatsoever but I always feel when a studio can’t get Harrison Ford they get Dennis quaid And if they can't get Quaid, it's a Treat Williams payday.
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Cavenagh posted:And if they can't get Quaid, it's a Treat Williams payday. At what level of desperation do they start searching seedy Canadian motels for Randy Q? Does he get roles anymore?
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Cavenagh posted:And if they can't get Quaid, it's a Treat Williams payday. Is Treat Williams some kind of rear end in a top hat or anything? Because I hope not since he's actually a pretty fun dude to watch and I wish he had a more expansive career. Unless he is some kind of creepy dick, then Dead Heat, The Substitute 2-4, and Deep Rising will be a lot less fun to watch.
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https://www.facebook.com/VICE/videos/530127764467748/ Literal man child refuses to eat anything but Mac and cheese for 17 years
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Psychobabble! posted:https://www.facebook.com/VICE/videos/530127764467748/ Heard about this on the radio on my way home, and from what they said (haven't watched the video), he suffered abuse as a kid and is unable to keep other foods down even if he thought they tasted great. He's sick of his diet, knows it's terrible for him, and he's been trying to get help, but has had trouble finding a therapist that can help him.
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Pyroclastic posted:Heard about this on the radio on my way home, and from what they said (haven't watched the video), he suffered abuse as a kid and is unable to keep other foods down even if he thought they tasted great. He's sick of his diet, knows it's terrible for him, and he's been trying to get help, but has had trouble finding a therapist that can help him. This isnt the depressing poo poo thread. That dude is so broken professionals cant help.
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:< I wonder if he could slowly add stuff to homemade mac & cheese?
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Tubgoat posted::< I wonder if he could slowly add stuff to homemade mac & cheese? It'd be like a Perpetual Stew, but Perpetual Mac&Cheese
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This bowl of mac and cheese has no mac, and no cheese, but it was phrased out so slowly that there is no meaningful point where it stopped being mac and cheese. Let's hope his brokebrain doesn't know about the ship of Thebes.
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T-man posted:This bowl of mac and cheese has no mac, and no cheese, but it was phased out so slowly that there is no meaningful point where it stopped being mac and cheese. Let's hope his brokebrain doesn't know about the ship of Theseus.
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